Your Best pickup lines

[Punjabi3]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants

 

[Frenzy]

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see

 

[Imagine]

> Can I buy you a drink?
> *put date rape drug in drink*
> Enjoy!
> ???
> profit

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> Hey are you horny?
> Because I sure am.
> Wanna fuck?
>???
>profit


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> I have a boner
> wanna fuck?

 

[Visual3volution]

My love for you is like a river
Like a summer breeze that makes my soul shiver
One look from you is more precious than gold
Let’s go get some barbecue and get busy

Works like a charm

Lmao! I love Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.


I've used a couple of these that have worked:

"Can I even get a fake number?"
"The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name."

 

[Imagine]

Lmao! I love Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.


I've used a couple of these that have worked:

"Can I even get a fake number?"
"The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. or bra size. I'd like to find out. Wanna fuck?"

Fixed it for ya

 

[Brendan]

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see

Someone watches too much Hannah Montana

Hey! I lost my number, can I have yours?

 

[mage3158]

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

 

[Shall Skill]

Look, I'm gonna keep it real with you. I'm trying to fuck...So wassup?

 

[kill dank]

Like a lesbian nigga I be down wit the strap.

 

Girl, you just turned my caterpie into a metapod

 

[only75def]

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

 

[FireZ]

Wanna fuck?

 

[DipperBaby]

Herro, Wannuh mayk seckseeytym?

 

[Brendan]

I have a six pack.

 

[Jaysive]

Do it like raj on tbbt dont say anythink and get nailed.

Haha, that is awesome.

 

[Dimethyl]

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Ballz so hard.

 

[FireZ]

I'm packing, how bout u?

 

Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

 

[ethancreed]

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven hahaha