The BEST pickup lines. Evar.

[Chantecleer]

I have a cool pick up line:
bend over I have a gun

 

[ßbôy ™]

11.I'd love to swap bodily fluids with you


lolz

 

[Bong Hits 4 Jesus]

Naise, bookmarked

 

[iDesignLogos]

#15 lol random

 

[Terrankiller]

Excuse me, I have lost my number. Can I have yours?

 

[Bring Me The Horizon]

Best pick up line: Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

 

[Mandddaaaaa]

"Hey, I'm a programming mod on Sythe.org. "

It gets all the chicks.

ROFL. Fail.