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Your Best pickup lines

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Post your best/funniest pick up lines :)
 
I have a gun, get in the car.
 
all those above are stupid and corny (except "i have a gun, get in the car")

they need to be more origional.
I dont use pick up lines for the most part but when i do its something simple like:
"Damn you're sexy, we should hang out sometime"
 
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If I was an operating system, your process would be the top priority. (I know it's cheesy)

~.^ very cheesy

There's that classic one: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together
 
Do you have a mirror in your pants? ...Because i can see myself in them. :P
 
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-Wear sunglasses
-bump into them and grope them pretending to try to figure out who it is
-pretend you're blind
-say you're sorry and ask if you could buy dinner to apologize
-reveal that you're not really blind
-???
-profit

Just thought of that ;)
 
hey sexy want some candy ? :p
OR better yet are you an archaeologist cause I have a bone < original
 
My love for you is like a river
Like a summer breeze that makes my soul shiver
One look from you is more precious than gold
Let’s go get some barbecue and get busy

Works like a charm
 
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