The BEST pickup lines. Evar.

#15, Lolol!

 

lmao these are the funnist lines i've ever heard the santa one is good

 

Haha, most are good.

 

Lol i read all those and they are so funny.

 

The rake one swan said was my favourite, lmao.

 

The whole mister nice guy thing doesn't work until you are in your thirties. Young ladies like a badass. It is in their genes. They are programmed to want the dominant male. This is why chicks don't usually go for nerds unless A) They have the forsight to realize that the nerd is going to be rich or B) They are so fucking ugly and disgusting that the only guys they can get are nerds.

 

RAWR!!


Gets em all the time.

 

31. The red sea isn't the only thing i can part with my staff.



haha i enjoyed this, some nice ones i mite just leach to mess around with

 

Lol, i didn't expect this to get so much attention

 

these are so funny you should add more

 

Heh some of these are reallly good. You can use em with some woman in real life, they'd find it reallllly funny hahah

 

Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!?

I can see santa saying that to a little girl in the mall on christmas.

Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
Do you wanna battle? 'Cuz my balls are at the ready!
My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.
If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.
If I were a Milktank, I'd use ATTRACT on you.
Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.
Want to register your number in my PokeNav?
Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA.
When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder.
You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu.
Do you wanna play my Poke Flute?
When I'm around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!
I've got Masterballs baby.
Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?
I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning.
My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth.
Are you a RARE CANDY? 'cuz I feel a level-up.
If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!
Do you wanna LICKILICKY my icky sticky.
My Donphan won't ROLLOUT for you much longer.
Do you wanna see what's in my ball bag?
Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG?
Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.
Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?
How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed?
My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night.
Hey baby, wanna SPOINK?
Your more beautiful than a Beautifly.
Let's have a Togepi of our own!
Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you?
I'd like to get in your rock tunnel.
What's your favorite move? Mine is LICK.
You'll be WEEZING after I'm done with you.
You've got the lips of a Jynx!
Can I get into YOUR Secret Base?
You make my Darkrai rise.
You remind me of Deoxys, you're out of this world.
Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there.
I just want to stick it in your wooper.
The name's cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that right.
My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and it looks like we've got a future together.
How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it's not really viridian.
How about you come and see my safari zone.
Want to ride my emPOLEon?
You're such a good catch, i think i'll use my only MASTER BALL on you.
Let's make like a Super Rod and hook up.
I'm going to Hoppip into your pants.
My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke's tail!
Squirtle isn't the ONLY one that can use water gun. - wink -
STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Wanna help me out?
Do you like Pokeballs because you're about to get really close to one of mine.
I wish I was a Seaking, so I could HORN DRILL you.
Let's make RegiLove!
Want to Link your cable onto me?
I'd like to Leech my Seeds into you.
You put the "Wiggle" in Wigglytuff.
Aipom's pretty good with his hands, and so am I.
I wanna see your Squirtle squirt.
If I was a Pokemon right now, I'd be an Erectabuzz
If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you'd win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.
I think we're going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done.
I'd like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.
Are you a Hitmonlee cause your body is kickin'.
My Typhlosion knows Eruption.
You make me feel like an Electrode, you give me an EXPLOSION in my pants.
You make me errupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano.
You must be a Charmander because you're getting me hot.
Lets make like the pages of this guide book and get under the covers.
Baby, I'm a Mismagius. I'll make all of your wildest dreams come true.
My Lickitung can reach deeper than you can imagine!
Don't make me use Water Gun all over you!
Are you from the Hoenn Region? 'Cuz you're the only HO I see.
I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster.
I'm a real Machamp, if you know what I mean.
How about you use REST, so i can sleep with you.
My Typhlosion knows EXPLOSION!!
You put the "Double-D" in Dodou.
I heard Meowth's not the only mischievious pussy in town.
Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung?
Did you just FLASH(HM 05) me?
Your gonna need a HYPERPOTION by the time i'm done with you.
You put the "BONE" in Cubone.
You set my Chimchar on fire.
I'll use ROCK CLIMB in your Fortress.
My Diglett's attracted to your SWEET SCENT.
Did you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz your making me dizzy.
Do you wanna see my NUGGETS?
I'd POUND you with my Piplup.
You make me RY-HORNY!
You just gave me a Cubone.
My Bulbasaur knows TICKLE.
I can make your Jigglypuffs sing.
I can make your Milktanks moo.
I wish you and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together.
Hey, I've got some legendary pokemon, do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are?
If you were a pokemon, you'd be a Squirtle, cause you make me wet!
Let's go make a Mewtwo of our own.
I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use SPLASH on you!
My Exeggcute are pretty weak. Let's battle so they can get some experience.
Wanna watch my EKANS evolve?
I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank.
You make my Gyrados HYDROPUMP!
I wanna spread HONEY on your Forretress.
If I were a Ghastly, I'd seep right through your pants.
You give my Gengar that smile.
If I were a Hitmonchan, I'd Thunderpunch dat ass.
Is that a TANGELA down there?
Do you wanna see my BELL-SPROUT?
Will you use ROCK POLISH on my Pokeballs?
I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom.
If I were a Pidgeotto, I'd GUST your pants off.
It's a good thing that I'm a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!
If I were a Clefairy, I"d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.
Do you have a Ditto in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
My Magikarp knows a little more than SPLASH if you know what I mean.
I like to compare myself with Smeargle...I'm pretty handy with a paintbrush.
I think I'm going to need a Burn Heal because you're hot.
You put the "cool" in Tentacool.
I've got an Onyx, and if you come over to my place I'll show you his move Earthquake (TM 27).
I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.

 

Have you ever eaten out? Oh, really! Wanna do it againn?

 

Let's bring this thread back?

 

Nice gravedigging skills bro!
Kinda glad though, some of those lines were worth knowing, if not just to tell to friends.

 

bahhh i dont use chat up lines i just have MY OWN figure, which is along the lines of whats your name because my mum said im not aloud to talk to strangers and then i just take it form there

 

Mine (Joke lol): Do you have a map because I'm lost in your tits!

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You has 1337 boobies XD.

 

i wish i were a derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves.
best one ever imo.

 

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

 

pickup lines are so immature lol. but as pickup lines go these are pretty good. and you killed a hamster?