What are your favorite pick lines?

[sushiman7771]

"Do you work at subway because you just gave me a footlong." made me piss myself lol

 

[b1b]

I lost my virginity, can I have yours?

Are you tired cause you've been running through my mind.

Is your dad a baker because your buns are fine/fresh.

So gay haha.

 

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Lmfao!

 

[inpherus]

your tit feels like a bag of sand.

(say it after u touch it quick)

 

[o RoBiN HoOd o]

"k suck my dick plox"


Works like a charm.

 

[ImaGiNaTioN]

'On your knees and give me 20'

Epic win

 

[colin88]

I just shit my pants, can I have your number?

 

[Pray switchin nub]

Hello. i would like to take you out to dinner.

 

[Illy]

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Works for me!

 

[ilikepie1]

Bitch, get outta bed and make me a sandwich.

 

[juvenilepunk]

"k suck my dick plox"


Works like a charm.

Haha, for some reason I laughed.

"Do you work at subway because you just gave me a footlong." made me piss myself lol

That was mine

 

[Straggler]

I shit my pants, can I have your number?

What're you doing tonight besides giving me a boner?

Haaaa I like the second one

 

[Saza]

If I were to ask you to have sex with me, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

 

[Kiabin]

Roses are red, violets are blue, lets get some barbeque and get busy!! On the fresh prince of bel air .

 

[Chantecleer]

What are some pick-lines you have used in the past that you think worked?

I've used:

If a star fell for every time I thought of you.. then tonight.. the sky would be empty.

If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you.. I'd be picking roses for eternity.

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses.. you'd see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

that's cornier than Oprah Winfrey's poop after the Fourth of July.

My favorite is:

STD's are like Pokemon. You gotta catch em all!

You have so many STD's that your crabs have herpes.