Your Best pickup lines

[pkershadow]

Me: excuse me do you know how much does a polar bear wear?
Her: uhhhhhh idk brah
Me: enough to break the ice. hi my name is:________

 

[Brendan]

[YOUTUBE]vYbqLEwdXv8[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Viviant]

Now...kiss (fuck, date, whatever your going for) me if im wrong..but is your name chuck?

 

[(S)Skillers]

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again. or
Boy:There's something wrong with my cellphone!
Girl:What?
Boy:It doesn't have your number.

 

[pkershadow]

Her: *YAWN*
Me: it'll fit.

 

[kill dank]

Lemme get dat snatch guuurl.

 

[NameGuy]

If you where a booger I would pick you first. ^_^

 

[BeeVer]

If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

 

[Frenzy]

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious :love:

 

[The Last Demon]

Hey baby, want to go back to my parents house?

 

[Imagine]

"hey babe, can I drive you home in my refurbished KIA?"

 

[daykawmeboo]

I have a gun, get in the car.

Lmao hahaha

 

[Annex]

The best pickup line is the scruffling of your pants as you whip your dick out imo.

 

[Cheese Toast]

Feel my arm,

'what's that?'

That's boyfriend material.

 

[0belisk]

"Do you want pumped?"

Works everytime, flawless.

 

[Wiken]

I'm rich.

 

[ClazzD]

does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

 

[GoldImporters]

$5 for 5 minutes?

 

[ETPSales]

is it just me or am i attracted to you.

 

[BGlave]

Give me your purse or die.