What are your favorite pick lines?

What are some pick-lines you have used in the past that you think worked?

I've used:

If a star fell for every time I thought of you.. then tonight.. the sky would be empty.

If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you.. I'd be picking roses for eternity.

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses.. you'd see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

 

[juvenilepunk]

Do you work at subway because you just gave me a footlong.

 

[d4rkk0]

hai

lets bang!

 

[jCash]

get your coat, you've pulled.

 

[d4rkk0]

get your coat, you've pulled.

I lol'd

 

[ThE RaNdOm OnE]

Are you from jamaca (sp)? Because your jamakinmecrazy

 

[DrDeath]

Did you fart? Because you blew me away

 

[jCash]

Excuse me have you got a map? i need directions to your heart...

wowfail.

 

[Straggler]

My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast

I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
lolzzzzzzzzz

 

[Lukef555]

you must be with at & t cause your raising my bar!

 

[Inventor]

You like ska? Alright let's hit up a show

also..

 

[lil_melo15]

Hey you dropped something... my jaw... oo shit fail

 

[Grafix]

If you where anorexic i wouldnt feed you; cause your cute just the way you are

if you were a midget.. i would lift you up then drop you

both worked

 

[Swan]

Roses are red, violets are blue. I'll fuck you with a rake.

It works every time, I swear.

 

[FretsOnFireGh2]

I shit my pants, can I have your number?

What're you doing tonight besides giving me a boner?

 

[x dr3am eat3r x]

Roses are red, violets are blue. I'll fuck you with a rake.

It works every time, I swear.

I laughed for about 3 minutes straight, no joke. OMG. LMFAO.

 

[volvic]

Your bra would look better on my bEdroom floor,rawr. I'm not the kinda talkative guy tbh, I'm more of one of them sexy guys who can get in a girls pants with just a smile!(ps this sht is hard to type on iPhone )

 

[Mitchell_]

I laughed for about 3 minutes straight, no joke. OMG. LMFAO.

Me too!

 

[Persia_Ugly]

Roses are red, violets are blue. I'll fuck you with a rake.

It works every time, I swear.

LMAO. awesomeness

 

[wtp]

My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast

I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
lolzzzzzzzzz

Best lines ever.