Most important Sythe posts

A compilation of the most memorable posts I've come across, with the exception of OP.

s/o Xier0: Spam Forum Post Hall of Fame

Looking to rent Scythe.
https://www.sythe.org/threads/wortel-please-read/
details on bogdan's wiener
https://www.sythe.org/threads/amy-a-pokemon-short-story-legendary-birds/
Wortel's 3 month random user appreciation thread
https://www.sythe.org/threads/username-change-request-thread/page-55#post-42431149
https://www.sythe.org/threads/ip-leaking-conspieracy
something squishy going on
Get me off this fucking site
RsNames - Pardon
I scammed Accountwarehouse and they sent me to collections!
waybackmachine thread
Who will be the next person to be permanently banned?
plz ban me DELETE MY ACCOUNT
Frost (Owner, Admin of Frost Bets) wrongly de-ranked me and refunded bettor

Collecting death wishes

Do you Poo & Wee at the same time / Or Poo Or Wee after you poo

duhfault not delivering as promised
Divinetaco's word of the day
This is crazy
Chlue Scams Me For 12m 07

Nana (hacked)
FUCKING DEAD FORUM WITH MORONS
mmm creamy
Post a photo of you eating a carrot
$15 off $75+ orders [eBay] until 5pm PDT 6/24

Reporting A Broken Man for Ban Evasion
Dunsworth sending infractions
Reporting Mattock93
Fast + Easy Avatar
I'm a ban evader + I scammed people 1 year+ ago.
Avril Lavigne - My Happy Ending - cover by WORTEL

My meme competition entry [game]
here come dat boi
Xenforo release countup
50$ Bounty on Joseph_1993
WHAT The fk ? let me now know why u banned me
RSGamers Pardon Request

who did i piss off?
Dunsworth sending infractions
No admins will approve my previous posts.
Member|Newcomer| Etc.
http://www.sythe.org/general-discussion/1948446-why-arcus-isidar-not-banned.html

Zero shit taking policy now in force
Asking for Forgiveness

When your making big time from scamming
Unrightfully Banned?

Weedgrinder FALSELY BANNED
Swapping 07 & RS3 (SwapRs)
Where did [name here] go?
Hiring Translators
No proof but scammed by Bogla

Feeling bold and brash? Support local artisans

Feeling bold and brash? Support local artisans + http://puu.sh/msyst.png
Feeling bold and brash? Support local artisans
Self Requested Ban.

Got a new seller in town boys
0 vouches YetRsPsGoldSalesOs-ScapeSellingfast sales
Not a scam report
rekface dispute
Blupig & Blupigs Introductory User Spam Forum Protection Services
@superlicious
www.sythe.org/spam-forum/1903765-angling-weird-ass-gnome-thing.html

Milk
Safakk Try It Over And Over And Over

a Mod should check this out!!

Reported Post by Goodness me
aaa

no sleep for 36hrs been flyin for 12hrs, just jerked off in an airport bathroom stall

SUPPORT THE ELEPHANTs

Max Pure[80 vouches][SVU]

Perfect Customer Service
http://i.imgur.com/xozL8Lq.png
Allow Ban For Everyone
Role reversal

Rangestakers4hire

Bus369. Farewell.
wtf
this is why i have trust issues

Pathetic?
Swap gold - best raters

I Sexually Identify as a Moderator
BitCoin hacked
duhfault not delivering as promised
A couple of things
LazyTom - Ban
s/o superfloos leaking staff only information

Video's Feedback
A collaboration of Psycho Sales best posts
Retard of the day
person who took a shit most recently has to take a pic of their toilet
http://www.sythe.org/market-discussion/1870950-tortoises-turtles-sale.html
weedgrinder is a scammer
Police Are Tracking Me + G4s

This guy is a scammer
Swaze GFX Shop - CHEAPEST GFX - BEST GFX
someone explain pls

help plz
where do babies come from?
I turned 15 twenty minutes ago...
A collaboration of Psycho Sales best posts
saint matthew (ft. saint matthew)
http://ww2.sythe.org/real-life-misc...come-sythe-org-staff-member-ascend-admin.html

Got scammed. Found his Address. Whats next?
ok.read pls
How to Poop Perfectly
Sythes Latest Couples
Would you scam
Dispute Ban More Evidence (Insane)

Thank You!
I Am Very Mad

How to make the perfect main
TWC for Wise for Refusing to Pay my deposit and agressive behavior?
http://www.sythe.org/digital-curren...ow-make-thousand-money-easily-hot-tested.html

Reported Post by DCEloBoosting

my skype just got hacked
Vanilla poptart (tehbooks) scammed me of 30m OSRS. [Apprentice user]
http://www.sythe.org/report-scammer/1849830-re-reporting-imagur.html
Reported PM by VikDAkinG

Place you penis on the keyboard to see how long it is
Draw your penis
What the fuck?
(weird characters here) Thread title template (more weird characters here)
Rats
are you fucking kidding me
[Legit | Wholesome] Top 7 stock picks 2015 - all yours for $25 [Natural | Organic]
New Zealands new flags - help pick the winner

What does the t stand for?

You dont feel safe in a purchase/deal/trade? No problem i can be a Middleman

^ user trying to impostor me (?) but spelling his username wrong in the process

Porkinator IP Check

youre not fat

Meanwhile as I google someones skype
My vote for most legit 2015
Can I legally rape geese if the government pay me?
Reported Post by Jack Goff
Apparently I fuck Sythe members.
um lol
Reported Post by stupid
Reported Post by RageMyBank

http://www.sythe.org/14665530-post6.html

The Vemon
Reported Post by XX_PLANKER_xx
[6+ Vouces] 90 Strength / 70 Range / 60 Attack / 1 Defense PURE
Dicing being abused heavily ;p
Re: I almost cried for a second there...
Zuzel111 and leanbean901 caught having gay sex

Tornstol the Pervert.

A Message To STAUNCH POWER
What Type Of Fruit Are You?
Why I didnt want to join sythe.
What is a vader
king of the oldfags - 2003 user
Nodnarbusn is a ban evader
Amazon Scamming Drug-selling Kingpin in our Presence

http://www.sythe.org/sythe-org-support/1782384-use-profanity-allowed.html

¤°.¸¸.•´¯`»CyberCrime Logo Shop«´¯`•.¸¸.°¤

my sides

video

[CAS] Landocalrissian BAN
Search | Sythe - The Craigslist of Virtual Goods
kingking123 Charge back $24
Srs.
[SUPERFAST] RS3 & 07 MIDDLEMAN | ALWAYS FREE OR CHEAP | Phaty Bets
Luring For Scrubs! [RS]
Selling Chaturbate Tokens {CHEAP} !!!
I was unfairly banned?
Given a trade with Caution?

Y u no pm me?

GodGenesis

Remove a modscore from Zippy
YousuckV2

Spam

help asap please need forum mod or something
hacker got me - help pleasee

rs3hot
http://www.sythe.org/donor-lounge/1...-use-another-paypal-account.html#post14338346
mfw
http://www.sythe.org/donor-lounge/1800700-okay-if-i-have-use-another-paypal-account.html

its been a year and a half..
Suggestion for new mini rank/rank
we Dominate Your Site.

candidate for the best
boobs

Time To Buy's Questing Service [Best on Sythe]

Where do you see yourself on Sythe in 6 months? 1 year?
This is just advice, yo.
What does psycho sale mean?
superfluous gave me a virus
Scammers on sythe. TRUST ISSUES
are you fucking kidding me
YousuckV2 harrassment/slander/posting personal information ETC..
Hes Scamming Me And Loosing Buyers !!!!!!!
Cant make a sythe account keeps saying username must be atleast 6 characters long
Removal of ban and twc (someone is using my ip)
N4n0
T Raww 187 Scamming me 2$
How real is the butthurt
http://www.sythe.org/14436808-post23.html

RSGP Selling advice (Experts please!!!)
update
Lean Is A Scammer

Stupid People of the Internet
Dawwww I gots Panda..
wat?
???sept=rs07goldsales???
You MUST GO FIRST
Captain & Need staff ASAP very urgent
Reported Post by tazmanian pka
Reported Post by brad799

Hiring workers for my new shop!
VeteranBooster fake vouches
Anyone else
http://www.sythe.org/usernote.php?u=432133
Reported PM by naber31
Jack Sparrows Account Services

Reported Post by Joshuaag1234

Reported Post by bigfiship

 

5char

 

Anything posted in the spam forum is stewpid

 

Ded.jar

 

I might never stop laughing at this one.

 

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
sadboys2003

 

5char

 

http://www.sythe.org/showthread.php

 

.....

 

5char

 

who are your referrals? wouldn't happen to be any of the banned accounts on your ip list?

 

http://www.sythe.org/suggestions/1774377-drawn-penises.html but in the best way possible

http://www.sythe.org/report-scammer/1774852-arcus-vidal-scams-me-3000-a.html

 

http://www.sythe.org/spam-forum/177...alize-god-clearly-created-all-life-earth.html


for blaspheming bananas

 

http://www.sythe.org/search.php?searchid=2616042

That oughta do it

 

> joined today
> 7 posts
> posts about himself on a list of impostors
> job well done

 

Any post by Bogdan or Funbox.

 

Updated OP for the holidays.

 

Lmao.