Suggestion for new mini rank/rank

Sort've how there is a ''Nick'' Rank or the ''Crabby'' Rank, I purpose we add a ''spastic'' rank or mini rank.
I'm not saying this to be offensive or rude, i'm 100% serious here. I, and some others, have issues that make people think i'm/they're a bit weird. For example,
Little bit OCD
Anxiety issues
Terrible with wording things, and sometimes repeat it or explain it wrongly.

^ my issues.
This would let others know that the user is well.. sort've a spastic.
The term doesn't have to be ''spastic'' it could be ''WTF?'' or ''Awkward''.
It's just a thought and the user should be able to accept whether they want others to know or not. (the person who would receive the ''spastic'' rank would have to agree to receiving it so no abuse or unwarranted harassment would occur over it).

Because I may be intelligent and know how to be literate as fuck, but I'll be the first to admit (And so will Shin just go ask him) that I'm a bit of a spastic.

 

If this is a troll, it's a bad one. If this is serious, then I don't even know what to say to you.