worst pick up line?

[jebckr]

Well this is by far the best one. It works everytime.

"Could you tell me if this smells like chloroform?"

Lol, winner.

 

[Rshopper]

hahahahaha that is pretty funny.

Mine is,
"If i flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

That one is GOOD!

 

[venom]

Worst pickup line would have to be......

iv forgotten my phone number can i have yours!?

 

[DarkDitch]

"You know how they say you can see the sparkle in a womans eyes? Well... I only see myself and DAMN I look good"

 

[jaamal]

Well this is by far the best one. It works everytime.

"Could you tell me if this smells like chloroform?"

I am gonna try this one...

 

[eias]

[epic fail]Learn the rules....then break them[/epic fail]

 

[asongfortheoptimists.]

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

 

[asongfortheoptimists.]

Pull my finger.

 

[scubasteeeve69me]

if i could re-arrange the alphabet, id put U and I together!

 

[crazy cj]

if i could re-arrange the alphabet, id put U and I together!

look on a keyboard, they already have sorry mate? lolz

 

[CeFazon]

this made me lol irl

 

[sacred_user]

baby-

the word of the day is legs...

so lets go to my place and spread the word...



-hey how abou you come sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up.

Dude that made me LOL in real life. IM DEF GONNA USE IT!! haha just playin but its a good 1! haha.

 

[asongfortheoptimists.]

Guy: did you know im allergic to sugar?
Girl: uhh no
Guy: * rips open sugar packet and pours down pants* "Oh shit i spilled sugar on my dick..... quick lick it off"

 

[Rush on Thrice]

hey, man.

 

[Vengenced]

1:

Man: Do you like subway?
Woman: Yeah, why?
Man: Wanna see my footlong?

2:

Let's do some maths, Let me: Subtract your Clothes, Divide your legs, Add a Bed and Square Root you, okay?

3:
You be 6, I'll be 9.

4: 68, I owe you 1.

+ My cherry on top, my world famous "Your Mum" Joke.

Man: Can you please tell your mum to stop changing lipsticks?
Man (Or Woman): Why?
Man: Because it's starting to make a Rainbow around me Dick.

5: (Kind of a take off from the mirror one, except a little different)

Man: Do you have a mirror in your pants?
Woman: No, Why?
Man: Because i can see my self in them

All stolen, the mum joke old mirror in pants, Roxbery pick up...

 

[Sex_bot]

look on a keyboard, they already have sorry mate? lolz

i Loled IRL hahaah Nice Job Dood!