Adblock breaks this site

Say your pick up lines here.

Discussion in 'Archives' started by alex_strong, May 1, 2008.

  1. blackdragon69697

    blackdragon69697 Forum Addict
    Banned

    Joined:
    Jul 25, 2005
    Posts:
    257
    Referrals:
    0
    Sythe Gold:
    0
    Say your pick up lines here.

    Girl i wish you were a seed, so i could plant a whole field of u
     
  2. Number21

    Number21 Active Member

    Joined:
    Feb 17, 2008
    Posts:
    205
    Referrals:
    0
    Sythe Gold:
    0
    Say your pick up lines here.

    "If you were a hair-dryer I'd let you blow me all day."
    "If you were a squirrel I'd put my nuts in your hole."
    "Are you sure you don't work for a UPS company? I'm sure I saw you checking out my package."
    "Nice shoes, wanna have sex?"

    That's all I have because I'm not going to look on Google Pickup Lines ;).
     
  3. liquidforce

    liquidforce Member

    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2008
    Posts:
    83
    Referrals:
    0
    Sythe Gold:
    0
    Say your pick up lines here.

    haha u fuckin stole my line....

    another cheesy one...
    are those space pants, cause ur ass is out of this world
     
  4. 333

    333 Grand Master
    Banned

    Joined:
    Mar 6, 2007
    Posts:
    4,457
    Referrals:
    2
    Sythe Gold:
    10
    Say your pick up lines here.

    can i buy your library ( she ask why )... so i can check you out.
     
  5. Wazup31

    Wazup31 Active Member

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2008
    Posts:
    171
    Referrals:
    0
    Sythe Gold:
    0
    Say your pick up lines here.

    Hey girl, did you eat a bowl of lucky charms this morning?? cause you look magically delicious!

    KthXbaI I ownzorz
     
  6. dukeskipper

    dukeskipper Active Member

    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2008
    Posts:
    146
    Referrals:
    0
    Sythe Gold:
    0
    Say your pick up lines here.

    Are you from Tennessee cause your the only ten i see :D
    its a good way to get a girl a new nickname :p
     
  7. inpherus

    inpherus inpherus-upgrades.com
    Inpherus Donor

    Joined:
    Jul 25, 2005
    Posts:
    3,301
    Referrals:
    4
    Sythe Gold:
    17
    Two Factor Authentication User Tier 1 Prizebox (5)
    Say your pick up lines here.

    "I'm Gay".
     
  8. The_Trusted_One

    The_Trusted_One Forum Addict
    Banned

    Joined:
    Mar 24, 2008
    Posts:
    310
    Referrals:
    1
    Sythe Gold:
    0
    Say your pick up lines here.

    Pick-up lines don't work, but do start good conversations.

    FACTS:
    Most girls/women enjoy a gentleman
    Most girls/women enjoy romance
    Most girls/women enjoy money.

    Rofl, You can be a complete dickhead and still play it off, tap that shit once and go to the next, you just have to know what they are thinking then you can have all the pussy you want.

    Anyways, here is a pickup line.

    "My balls itch, wanna scratch em"
    or
    "Do you like sports? (yes) Let's bed wrestle"

    lmfao.. soo cheesy, yet work.
     
  9. E.T

    E.T Forum Addict
    Banned

    Joined:
    Apr 10, 2007
    Posts:
    340
    Referrals:
    1
    Sythe Gold:
    0
    Say your pick up lines here.

    Lol yer pick up lines dont really work....They just get ya embarrassed!
     
  10. Macroman

    Macroman Hero
    Do Not Trade

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2007
    Posts:
    6,919
    Referrals:
    9
    Sythe Gold:
    12
    Say your pick up lines here.

    They are moar of a conversation starter..
     
  11. E.T

    E.T Forum Addict
    Banned

    Joined:
    Apr 10, 2007
    Posts:
    340
    Referrals:
    1
    Sythe Gold:
    0
    Say your pick up lines here.

    This is actually quite a very good conversation lol
     
  12. Masterfaizy

    Masterfaizy Guru
    Do Not Trade

    Joined:
    Jun 17, 2005
    Posts:
    1,164
    Referrals:
    0
    Sythe Gold:
    0
    Say your pick up lines here.

    We come for teh hax. We stay for the lulz.

    The best pick up line is:
    "Alright guys just set it up in the back, this thing cost me $19.95/hour from fuckin' U-Haul"
     
  13. omg p00ned20

    omg p00ned20 Apprentice
    Banned

    Joined:
    Dec 27, 2007
    Posts:
    839
    Referrals:
    1
    Sythe Gold:
    0
    Say your pick up lines here.

    heres my 1...: let me rearange the alphabet and put u and i together.
     
  14. lllllllllll

    lllllllllll Forum Addict
    Banned

    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2008
    Posts:
    382
    Referrals:
    0
    Sythe Gold:
    0
    Say your pick up lines here.

    Lol these me me lol, as they are so sad
     
  15. Solid tank

    Solid tank Guru of Ganja
    $5 USD Donor Retired Sectional Moderator

    Joined:
    Mar 9, 2007
    Posts:
    1,614
    Referrals:
    0
    Sythe Gold:
    0
    Say your pick up lines here.

    "now."

    it always works.
     
  16. Phatmat

    Phatmat Apprentice
    $5 USD Donor

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2007
    Posts:
    821
    Referrals:
    0
    Sythe Gold:
    0
    Say your pick up lines here.

    Lol, their good ones.

    - Phatmat.
     
  17. Hellslayer46

    Hellslayer46 Active Member

    Joined:
    Jun 13, 2007
    Posts:
    134
    Referrals:
    0
    Sythe Gold:
    0
    Say your pick up lines here.

    LMFAO
     
  18. wombakage

    wombakage Guest

    Referrals:
    0
    Say your pick up lines here.

    So do you fuck, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?

    Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti, Let's go fuck!

    Do you like apples? (Yes.) How about I take you home and fuck the shit out of you. How do like them apples?

    I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

    Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?

    Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink?

    Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

    Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

    hahah lol
     
  19. Random Own

    Random Own Guru
    Banned

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2007
    Posts:
    1,044
    Referrals:
    1
    Sythe Gold:
    0
    Say your pick up lines here.

    I don't know if anyone said these, was to lazy to read all these dumb pick-up lines.

    " If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. "
    " Are you from tennessee? Cause your the only ' Ten I See '. "
    " How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice "
     
  20. Easter Bunny2

    Easter Bunny2 Bunny Pie
    Banned

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2008
    Posts:
    1,248
    Referrals:
    0
    Sythe Gold:
    0
    Say your pick up lines here.

    Lines guaranteed to NOT get you laid :):

    So how much? ...Eh looks like 10 bucks to me.

    Nice Eyes... wanna get laid?

    HEY! I'll rape you =D

    Your house have any security? Cause i might just come in tonight ;).

    She says: Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just havin' a good time?
    You say: Naw, its just a roll of quarters.
     
< [Paypal] Selling 3 good accounts! | Buying 6 Digit >


 
 
Adblock breaks this site