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worst pick up line?

he worst pickup line in my opinion is THIS IS SPARTA
 
GOOD PICK UP LINE:

YOU: Is there a mirror in your pocket?

GIRL: no, why?

YOU: cuz i can see myself in your pants. =P
 
MAN: There's a party tonight!
WOMAN: Where?
MAN: In your mouth and im cummin!
 
^Hahaha...

As Rove would say "Boobies!"

All that don't know Rove is an Australian comedian.
 
Do you work at subway? Because you just have me a footlong.
Im not a weather man or anything, But the forecast for tonight is several inches baby.
 
MAN: There's a party tonight!
WOMAN: Where?
MAN: In your mouth and im cummin!

That pwns.

I heard one long ago, that someone on here I think I actually used.

"Yo, I got a level 126 main in Runescape with full dragon and all the phats and 100M."

Some shit like that. But yeah, Runescape is fail on people.
 
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I'd say anything that alludes to sex.
 
The corniest and most well known one,
Person A: Did it hurt?
Person B: Did what hurt?
Person A: When you fell from heaven.
 
I think the worst is..

"Baby if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

;P
 
dam girl are you wearing space pants? cos your ass is out of this world

and worste one is::: (Drumroll)

I LOST MA NUMBER CAN I HAVE URS
 
I got a bad 1, "My cat just died" "Wanna root"
 
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