I'm not fertile but I've heard great things about artificial insemination
Say your pick up lines here.
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hockeykid09
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You: Theres a party tonight!
Her: where?
You: In your mouth and I'm cummin'!
Her: where?
You: In your mouth and I'm cummin'!
Easter Bunny2
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Lol, R2 that has got to be the WORST pickup line ever. Imagine saying that to anybody, you'd be slapped and alone that night for good lol.
I made out with 3 different chicks this Wednesday by using this trick:
1. You greet the girl with something like: "Hey, how you doing?"
2. Then you ask here: "So where's your boyfriend?"
3. This is the step where you cross your fingers and hope she says: "I ain't got a boyfriend"
If she said that you can proceed to step 4. But if she said something like "Over there" or "He's at some other party" you walk to another girl and redo the steps.
4. Now you gotta turn your charm on. Say something like: "Are you kidding? You're fucking hot and you ain't got a boyfriend?!"
5. Step 5 for me was to kiss her
You might need to seduce her a bit more sometimes but well. Use your brain...
Good Luck
1. You greet the girl with something like: "Hey, how you doing?"
2. Then you ask here: "So where's your boyfriend?"
3. This is the step where you cross your fingers and hope she says: "I ain't got a boyfriend"
If she said that you can proceed to step 4. But if she said something like "Over there" or "He's at some other party" you walk to another girl and redo the steps.
4. Now you gotta turn your charm on. Say something like: "Are you kidding? You're fucking hot and you ain't got a boyfriend?!"
5. Step 5 for me was to kiss her
You might need to seduce her a bit more sometimes but well. Use your brain...Good Luck
I made out with 3 different chicks this Wednesday by using this trick:
1. You greet the girl with something like: "Hey, how you doing?"
2. Then you ask here: "So where's your boyfriend?"
3. This is the step where you cross your fingers and hope she says: "I ain't got a boyfriend"
If she said that you can proceed to step 4. But if she said something like "Over there" or "He's at some other party" you walk to another girl and redo the steps.
4. Now you gotta turn your charm on. Say something like: "Are you kidding? You're fucking hot and you ain't got a boyfriend?!"
5. Step 5 for me was to kiss her
Good Luck
That worked for me...
Except I found out she was cheating on her boyfriend with me.
Oh well, I got her
.Same here, one of those girls was cheating on her boyfriend + they are engaged. Well tbh she cheated on me with two other guys that night too. But well, I made out with a extremely hot chick so who gives a fuckThat worked for me...
Except I found out she was cheating on her boyfriend with me.
Oh well, I got her
HIGH FIVE! ^^
mystic-own
Forum Addict
Theres to women, you say... i dont want to get between you... Or do i ?
or if i had controll over the alfabet i would put u and i together
or if i had controll over the alfabet i would put u and i together
Belac
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Or you can say
"Im the dude from BME pain olympics, Wanna see?"
"Im the dude from BME pain olympics, Wanna see?"
r 0w12
Guru
pick up lines never work they are sololy for losers =p
*high fives cheeter*
BONER = OWNER!
There's another good one that works:
"Wanna go out for pizza and a fuck"
-when she says no all disgusted like, say:
"What, you don't like pizza"
- if she says yes, you're already in.
And pick up lines do work. Chicks love humor, and if you're cheesy, and have that charm with it. They just, don't really do the job for you, but they get you in, they get them laughing, and that's what you want. I always say if I can make a chick smile with my mouth, just imagine what I can do with my cock.
Same basic principle. Don't rely solely on them, instead use them as techniques to get the girl to pay attention to you, then move in. They're called "PICK UP" lines for a reason.
BONER = OWNER!
There's another good one that works:
"Wanna go out for pizza and a fuck"
-when she says no all disgusted like, say:
"What, you don't like pizza"
- if she says yes, you're already in.
And pick up lines do work. Chicks love humor, and if you're cheesy, and have that charm with it. They just, don't really do the job for you, but they get you in, they get them laughing, and that's what you want. I always say if I can make a chick smile with my mouth, just imagine what I can do with my cock.
Same basic principle. Don't rely solely on them, instead use them as techniques to get the girl to pay attention to you, then move in. They're called "PICK UP" lines for a reason.
Oh god your funny, I bet you get lots of chicks doing that.
kids ranqe
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roses are red. violets are sour. open ur legs and give me an hour.
alex_strong
Active Member
lol its starting to get funny
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sawvellra26
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I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your "Bed Rock"
alex_strong
Active Member
oh snap!
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