Say your pick up lines here.

[juvenilepunk]

I killed my sister last night

 

[bryoon]

If I flip this coin, whats the chances of me getting head.

Do you work at Subway because you just gave me a footlong.

If you were a book, you would be what we call fine print.

 

[Deacon Frost]

I'm part black, wanna see my black part? <Works well if you really are hung, trust me.

Hey baby, I heard you were for sale, when's the open house?


I've got other ones, but they really really work for me so I don't like telling trade secrets.

my favorite one that got my current gal



I could have worked anywhere, instead I chose taco bell, and here I met you. Now I might not be the greatest, but with a bit of meat in your taco, and topped with some sour cream, i'm sure the boss would lettuce get down and cheesy.

 

[world]

is your dad a baker because you have nice buns. gf.

 

[juvenilepunk]

I pounded a dead squirrel last night

 

[inpherus]

"hey babe, is that a penis?"

 

[Macroman]

" I might leik you better if we slept together" loldongs its off a song.

 

[E.T]

Lets make donuts...I put the cream between the buns....
Or,

you, me, bedroom now

Lets play 'hide the sausage'

 

[Covey]

"Smile if you want sex."

Not really a pickup line, but you won't get slapped or called a pervert. Usually she will just give a little chuckle and you can kick off the convo from there.

 

[Kalimori]

WOOT, I KNOW THE GREATEST PICK UP LINE OF ALL TIME!

"Wanna Fuck?"

Hehe lol

 

[Dalpra]

lawl. dicks.

 

[alex_strong]

I told you guys pick up lines dont work

 

[gordge]

I got a cheesy one i heard lol.

"Do you believe in love at first site or shall i walk past you again?"

Laughthed first time i heard this.

 

[lil_melo15]

lmao i always use

"damm little momma u be lookin good, may i have ur number?"

 

[lllllllllll]

"My dick looks like a partially digested dead animal" Then you go to
"Wanna fuck?"

 

[Vlad]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

 

[I Eric I]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Haha..im using this from now on.

 

[Inventor]

Hey. You like ska? Yeah so do I. Let's chill.

 

[Belac]

"Follow the finger"
*Wave your finger around for a few moments*
*Then put your finger on top of your crotch*
"Oh by the way if you look at my crotch you have to fuck me"

Its a good way to get slapped :/

 

[juvenilepunk]

I just shat my pants