The corniest and most well known one,
Person A: Did it hurt?
Person B: Did what hurt?
Person A: When you fell from heaven.
"Bitch get in my car."
From a black song, hence horrible.
'You: Today I brought this magic watch, it can tell me what is happening right now'
'Her: Oh really? What's it telling you right now?'
'You: (Hold the watch to your ear for a second) It's telling me we are having sex, wait, I didn't change the time on this thing; It's still an hour fast'
:$ Not great, but pretty funny.
^Hahaha...
As Rove would say "Boobies!"
All that don't know Rove is an Australian comedian.
Man: Have you got any Aussie in you?
Woman: No
Man: Would you like some?

