worst pick up line?

[zuKi]

You walk to a girl and say, Whoa how much sugar have u ate? Cuz you are sweet!

 

[sunsta]

Do you have Spanners In your eyes? Coz everytime i look at them my Nuts seems to tighten.

If u wanna cop a beating, i suggest using it.. =]

 

[zuKi]

Sunsta, your sig aint cool. Runescape is dead.

 

[zuKi]

aahm.. im getting tired, wanna go to bed ? with me ?

 

[Sir Sucess]

'You: Today I brought this magic watch, it can tell me what is happening right now'

'Her: Oh really? What's it telling you right now?'

'You: (Hold the watch to your ear for a second) It's telling me we are having sex, wait, I didn't change the time on this thing; It's still an hour fast'

:$ Not great, but pretty funny.

 

[jebckr]

"Bitch get in my car."

From a black song, hence horrible.

 

[OldFinn]

The corniest and most well known one,
Person A: Did it hurt?
Person B: Did what hurt?
Person A: When you fell from heaven.

Actually, you'll find ''my hands are cold'' is a lot more commonly used.

 

[Eric]

"Bitch get in my car."

From a black song, hence horrible.

RACIST!!!

Plus, thats possibly the BEST pickup line when used properly.

 

[hotsports]

*checks tag on back of shirt/pants/anything with a tag.

YOU:"i was correct....made in heaven"

 

[Eskimo Runner]

'You: Today I brought this magic watch, it can tell me what is happening right now'

'Her: Oh really? What's it telling you right now?'

'You: (Hold the watch to your ear for a second) It's telling me we are having sex, wait, I didn't change the time on this thing; It's still an hour fast'

:$ Not great, but pretty funny.

I highly doubt anyone would ever use that one, it's corny...

 

[PinkPixel]

^Hahaha...

As Rove would say "Boobies!"

All that don't know Rove is an Australian comedian.

Rove:Who would you turn gay for?
Guest: albert eignstein, because i think intelligence is sexy

 

[Cruel__Machine]

"INSERT INTO 'Pants' VALUES ('Penis', 'Fingers') WHERE Object = 'Vagoo';"

Never works for me

 

[Mr Kewl]

Man: Have you got any Aussie in you?
Woman: No
Man: Would you like some?

 

[crazy cj]

Man: Have you got any Aussie in you?
Woman: No
Man: Would you like some?

only works for REAL Aussies

Keep em comin guys this is funny

 

[Bullnich]

"How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"

 

[masterkiller]

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

Can you sit on my lap and tell me what pops up?

Want to go to the baseball field and hit some home runs? we can go to first, second, and third on the way there.

 

[Clashfan]

"I hear you're a slut."

 

[PurpleDragon O Doom]

:]

Guy: Were gunna play some basketball, okay ?
Girl: Sure ..
Guy: Except this time, you're gunna suck .. i'm gunna score :]

Get it ? lol ..

Guy: Stop blinking!
Girl: Why ?
Guy: You're eyes are the prettiest thing i've seen all day ..

*fades into dream world ..*
*fades out*

lol :]

 

[highstandards10]

Well this is by far the best one. It works everytime.

"Could you tell me if this smells like chloroform?"

 

[PurpleDragon O Doom]

Theres always the

"were gunna have sex and ur not gunna say no"
works every time ..
o.0
:]