worst pick up line?

[b1b]

How does some time in varrock on my lvl 126 eh?

Are you a baker cause those buns are fresh LAMO!!!

Damn nice stats~!!

How about a night t4lk1ng l33tsp34kz0rz..11!!23!eleven!?!

 

[sellitsmokeit]

Not a pick up line, cant rember where i heard it but--

how do you know you play to much runescape?
you killed your uncle at Christmas and took his santa hat
then you told the rest of your family dont worry he'll respawn

 

[Zane2006]

Roses are red, violets are blue,i'll fuck you with a rake.

 

[©Ørɵ]

Lmao,

My favorite pick up line:
How do you like your eggs, scrambled or fertilized?

The cheasiest move that ik of..:
Lets count shoulders: 1,2,3,4 [arm ends up around the girl]

 

[©Ørɵ]

Roses are red, violets are blue,i'll fuck you with a rake.

OMFG, looked ahead of my post, and almost pee'd myself.. LMFAO

 

[The Diabolical Jeff]

Man, you're a homo.

~Magma Force.

can u explain to me how im a homo and if u dont provide a good reason i will report u for spam

 

[Stuart]

Dude: Damn your one light switch away from beauty.
Girl: What?
Dude: I may aswell take you home because noone else will.

 

[Phuck Buddy]

Roses are red, violets are blue,i'll fuck you with a rake.

ROTF time to try it out >.>

 

[Ehh]

he worst pickup line in my opinion is THIS IS SPARTA

Tbh thats one of the best
Heres mine

"Lal ur stats pwn"

 

[b1b]

©Ørɵ
lmfao @ the first joke

edit: just remmembered these 2

i lost my teddy bear can you sleep with me tonight?

i lost my virginity can i have yours

leel those are neeb

 

[kingnick0694]

Lmao these are hilarious

Anyway a retarded one...

Girl you're so sweet if you were coffee i wouldn't put ANY sugar in ya.

^Gay

I like the one about fucking her with a rake

 

[hockeykid09]

Is your dad a baker, cuz' you sure are a cutie pie.

lol gay ^

EDIT: HOLY SHIT THAT RAKE ONE IS FUNNY AS HELL. LMAO

 

[12pac]

the worst one ive ever heard is probably

"if you were a booger. id pick you first"

hahah makes me laugh every time.

 

[Lynx.]

ROFL at 12pac's..

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Am Hot, So Are Youhhhh.

 

[zuKi]

Lmao at the rake thing xD

 

[Jopeto]

the worst one ive ever heard is probably

"if you were a booger. id pick you first"

hahah makes me laugh every time.

hahahahaha that is pretty funny.

Mine is,
"If i flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

 

[Jake2]

Originally Posted by Zane2006
Roses are red, violets are blue,i'll fuck you with a rake.

um... I seriously couldnt picture anyone using this in real life
but then again it is supposed to be worst pick up line and that one sure takes the cake

 

[x⁹]

They say 'You are what you eat', and I wanna be you by morning!

 

[stankinrange]

the best one by far is..

first you walk up to a girl with your hands in your pockets and you ask the girl if shes ever kissed a bunny..
she'll most likely say no.
then you pull out your pockets and ask if she wants to

lol

 

[The Z]

worst -

lemme see that tag for a second? (looks at tag on the inner shirt)

just what i thought... made in heaven..