worst pick up line?

[ownage overdose]

in conversation:
You: you have amazing eyes
GIRL: woah thank you.
You: no seriously....
You: your eyes are bluer then the water in my toilet.

Sorta of a pick up line.

 

[crazy cj]

tbh the water in my toilet is clear.............

 

[Phuck Buddy]

I got a bad 1, "My cat just died" "Wanna root"

lol if that is a pick up line then it is pretty bad cuz i dun get it xD

 

[Lynx.]

1:

Man: Do you like subway?
Woman: Yeah, why?
Man: Wanna see my footlong?

2:

Let's do some maths, Let me: Subtract your Clothes, Divide your legs, Add a Bed and Square Root you, okay?

3:
You be 6, I'll be 9.

4: 68, I owe you 1.

+ My cherry on top, my world famous "Your Mum" Joke.

Man: Can you please tell your mum to stop changing lipsticks?
Man (Or Woman): Why?
Man: Because it's starting to make a Rainbow around me Dick.

5: (Kind of a take off from the mirror one, except a little different)

Man: Do you have a mirror in your pants?
Woman: No, Why?
Man: Because i can see my self in them

 

[Macroman]

I'd say anything that alludes to sex.

i'd have to agree..

No Jansen not all of them, Just most.

 

[Multi Logic]

WORST - Hey baby wanna hop in my low rider and rotate dem tires.

I want to stick my shrimp in your cocktail sauce

 

[rofl at rs2]

nice clothes, bet theyd look better on my floor though

 

[rofl at rs2]

or just plain


suck my dick

 

[Macroman]

Hey girl wana make some money...

Pathetic and insulting.

 

[gaytime]

MAN: There's a party tonight!
WOMAN: Where?
MAN: In your mouth and im cummin!

haha roflmfao made me laugh irl

 

[gaytime]

lol if that is a pick up line then it is pretty bad cuz i dun get it xD

you make them fell sorry for you then they root you, no tthat fucking hard too understand rofl.

 

[r3!dy]

any1 who's seen american pie knows the best pick up line is "nice shoes wanna fuck?"

i love every muscle in you...especially mine

off little nicky...."can i wash my winky in ur kitchen sinky?"

 

[Crazzy]

again off american pie "suck me beautiful"

nice clothes, bet theyd look better on my floor though

COULD be a good one, given the right momment to say it. But just casually walking up to someone and saying it would result in you crying on the floor from to much pain to the lower waist.

 

[MeiN TeiL]

i got one.

How You Doin?

 

[zuKi]

Lol How You Doin ^^ Classic (Joey Tribbiani)
<3

 

[Magma Force]

This one usually works.

"Lets go have sex"

~Magma Force.

 

[Phuck Buddy]

you make them fell sorry for you then they root you, no tthat fucking hard too understand rofl.

i gets it now =D

 

[zuKi]

Haha Finally

 

[The Diabolical Jeff]

lmao i wish u were a seed so i could plant you and grow a whole field of u

 

[Magma Force]

lmao i wish u were a seed so i could plant you and grow a whole field of u

Man, you're a homo.

~Magma Force.