Rap Battles - Official Thread

No offense Ryan, but you're lyrics are a bit too "white". Need to spice'em up a bit.

youre the one talking about doing more than sounding the same
stop trying to pretend like your game
shit dog you havent got a thing to say
i can sit here and make fun of you all day
because you be hatin like a cracker
i'll have you followed like a tracker
you think youre the only one who can play
man get outta here and try again next may
i wont tell you to go get a life
you should just go stab yourself with a knife
your lyrics suck dog
just listening to you makes my ears clog
now get outta here before you go on trial
or else i'll make you walk the 8 mile

 

I smoke shisha all day C,
I get payed P's
Watch D's
Little Mc's, thinking their greeze
Get sprayed G
While i got layed, you got raped B
Danno that i smoke sisha all day on the streets
Im the hardest arab MC
Coming live from the v.i.p
You could have never imagined me in your wildest dreams


Advanced beats, hitting the streets
Like terror deeds, murking the fresh MC's
Who've actually never been, through the grime scene
Look liste, fuck GCSE's
I dont want no A, B's
Im looking to make CD's

Cuz lately, many mc's are fags
The only time u could beat me, is if michal jackson turned back black
No need for straps i pop a 9mm up your ass

lol

 

Surprising...Considering I am white.

 

Time for a lesson in...

Ebonics

Your weak ass shit:
Friends, you are out of your minds! Your verses are hardly satisfactory, far from deeming you even a simple lyricist! You do not even know this plight either, which is what makes the situation so deafly ironic. I guess I will yet to understand you.

Translated:
ya mofuckas wack as shit, heh-y-know what im sayin. fuckin bustas runnin up in her wit cho mad azz rhymes n shit, like WAZZZZUPP, chill wit dat b. ya mafuckas crazy as hell mayne, crazy as hell, i tell ya dat.

 

Lol same here Ryan. But white people can make their lyrics sound more, gangsterish by practicing and listening to other people.

 

Shu'p Intelligence,
you so mintillegence.

(WTF rymes with intelligence)

 

no comebacks?

 

Ryan its time someone put you in your place Buddy

Ryan YOU KEEP ON FAILIN n im gonna keep you cryin
everytime i see your lyrics im 100 % sighing
yo , the thought of you is non existent as a rapper
call yourself a rapper get fucked get in the scrapper
the letters T R A S with an H on the end
is the shit your unfortunate trap has a tendancy to send
the letters M O V E O and an N is what a stage will say that you stupidly attend
Yer im the new guy on the block
They call me CJ im the guy on top
You better watch me as i grow
You better read my rhyms which i spit with such flow
From the West of civilization From the west i glow
I spit with my brothers in the downpour in the snow
im ready to take you lot down with one shot with one blow
bring on the Grunts nigguh bring on the show
cos im ready to rip you bitches with a big PHAT KO

Riddle

 

XeroXero il give you something to read...

I hate to say this but your rhyms are like the A B C
Using Letters instead of words is really not the key
Let me teach you something about rap you 'G'
Never pick a fight when you can barely Read
I feel sorry for you when your smoking a joint
Vocabulary certainly isn't your strong point
i suggest you leave this thread
and read a book, pick up a few words
please just have a look

riddle

 

i laughed so hard as this at the "translated" part...
true anyways.

 

some of this shit is pretty good, some of it wipes arse.

 

Yeah stom, I agree with you, but I think your shit wipes arse
Go fly a kite you arse
Write something of your own
Stop commenting on our shit
At least we try
Why don't you go dieeeeeee


OOOOOOH SHITTTTT ( I rushed. )

 

Yo Oh Bama, who the fuck are you?
You spring out a nowhere like a muthafukin jew.
Your lyrics are shit and your brain is messed up.
Shut up Bitch nobody even gives a fuck.
Barack told me that u wanted some head.
He then told me i better have u fuckin dead.
I bet your sitting there so proud of your rap.
I hate to burst your bubble but Your shit is fucking Whack

 

MageBhoy07
i dont like your attitude
every verse you spit is just damn crude
he likes Obama...
So what you fail .. ur rude
carry on with your shitty future cause your royally screwed

riddle

 

Yo Mage
Your a hater
A chronic masterbater
Your shit is wack
You lack the style
Your about a mile behind me
Your yellow teeth blind me
Don't be a hater
Just cuz I rock the gater
Shoes, I'm sorry but you lose
You fail, You suck your a noob
Tell you boyfriend to go out and buy some lube

 

Temper Temper Oh Bama sorry if i offended you.
But i had to coz you rap as if u dont have a muthafukin clue.
Yellow teeth is an improvement from your shitty black ones.
I'll pull em out one by one and by god i will have fun.
Dont worry Oh Bama I dont really hate your style.
But my "boyfriend" says youve been givin free blows for a while.
I may be a noob but I'm tottaly qualified and that is true.
You better watch out or I will fuckin kill you.

Lol i hope you all dont think i hate the guy

 

Yo Riddle. Whats goin down in the joint?
Step up. Be a man and listen to my point.
I came here hoping to be seen.
I know your verses are good but your just not very keen.
You are a good rapper and I respect you for that.
Shit what a ma sayin You look like a fucking rat.
I dont have a nice and goody heart.
But when I'm done with you. you aint ever gonna start.
You come here banging on my door.
Hoping to play games but u aint never gonna score.
I'm only 13 but I have a good brain.
You aint wanna mess with me and by god I aint playin.

Yeah I'm only 13 not trying to get in anyones bad books.. Only want to rap.

 

Yo Stom the only thing that wipes arse is your speech.
Ima take you to skool you'll soon be calling me teach.
Yeah some of this shit is pretty good.
But when I'm done with you your gonna be like DUUUDE!!
You posted this thinking your a big man.
I remember seein your granda as a member of the Ku Klux Klan.
I remember a was little. I despised Mutha fuckers like you.
You think you have a future but that aint fuckin true.
I'm a badass rapper and im talking to Stom.
He's having trouble gettin a boyfriend for the prom.
Yo Stom you aint got a clue.
But never forget one thing.. MageBhoy Owns You!

 

Thats right MageBhoy im ownin this joint
im glad you wrote back and put across your lame point
there aint no need to tell me i can rap
No shit, MageBhoy my mouth aint made of crap
ye thats right i walk with my bandana
walkin straight from six fou impala
i smell like lemons n i taste like banana
everybody knows me yo they all say holla
now get back home kid and sip on ya pop soda

riddle

 

Comon bitches bring it on