Rap Battles - Official Thread

[SuF]

Rules are simple.
As many lines as you want. Must be about someone who has posted a verse on THIS thread. So no un-called for flaming, but on the same note, no infractions or warnings are given for flaming in the thread. Your post must contain a verse.

 

[Deepth1nker]

I don't do too much talkin, i just let the action speak

battle scars on ya battle ships, watch ya world sink,

S-U-F aint got nothin on me, yelling YOLO to the world but he livin he in a

dream..you kiddin me?...you couldnt be me if you lived in me. Ill give you some

extra time..come and battle this prodigy

 

[ABeeCDee]

Only gonna make this short until some other people post.

Deep, your shit made no sense, you obviously didn't think.
You said you don't talk much and only your actions speak?
There's no actions you doin', other then staring to your fucking screen..

 

[KidBangz]

This is completely random...
but ima kill em all' ,,,
got my goons wit me....
and they get involved...
think you can spit, nigga think twice.
Purple party hat got my ass lookin nice....
rolled up with tha whip bout to take a life .....
Cuzzz im having online sex w/ a bunch of dikes,
cuz im bout that life.
Fuck w/ me ill kill yo ass w/ my scimitar
she tele up on my dick..
itold her to a split
she said i havnet unloked it yet.
so i got my nigga on sythe to help a bitch
mad money...
stupid 2174m stacks
i get that
its a wrappppp
if you think that you can rap illllll killllll any niggas on styhe and you knowwwwwww dhatttttttttt....
fux w/ me.

 

[x339]

Kid Bangz in the hood-
Shitty slang, thinks he's good.
Take you're shit out to lunch-
eat my balls like they captain crunch.
You wanna fux with it?
I'll rip you're fucking shit.
Step on your dog like it's a mushroom.
Flush it's guts down IN MAH BATHROOM.
You're mom is next you fool.
Bend her over, fuck her in the pool.
MILF MILF MILF MILF
Make you drown in my penis milk!
That's it you're fucking dead.
Come at me bro, oh wait you're dead.

 

[R2Pleasent]

Bitch please, this thread's BEEN~ABOLISHED
Empty, like the last time you kids SEEN~YA~WALLETS
When y'all step about how you MADE~THESE~MURDERS
I pay as much attention as Grave PAYS~HIS~WORKERS

Ain't no one spittin' fire that GENERATE~HEAT
Y'all rhymes are limp, they don't PENETRATE~DEEP
Try speaking about something that actually HAPPENED
Cause twitchin' when you clickin' is the only time you seen necks SNAPPIN'

 

[KidBangz]

x339 what you doin w/ your life?
all you do is give me strife
you already know im gettin mine
fucking your bitch while she hits a line ...
wordddddd.... got you like why you come at me like this ?
you told me to take my shit out to lunch...
but fuck w/ me better bring yo' lunch
cuz it's gonna be a long day
and uhh.... fuck wht you heard like my dick agianst your ear drum
swaggggger so sharp they be like Bangz where'd yu get tht spear from.
I can make you the tough boi yo momma never hears from
let your tough talk walk and whatch howwww yo fear runssssss....


and to you r2..... might as well add the D2
i hit yo' bitch till her teeth loose
i take a shit where it bleeds too haa
.... falll to yo' knees pleeeead for your right to breath....
lord please devour all my enemies..
that was pac talkin' ....bitch now bck upp off me
im tht yella gold boss n yu lookin bossy..
walk throu water if i could bitch i think i'm mosses
sooo shutttt the fuck up wit all tht commotion..... bitch

yall say this thread is dead... but ima bring it back...
so shut your mouth and suck my sack.................




Fux w/ me

 

[Misturr BMW]

kidbangz that nigga you see on channel 2 news,
Nah son he that nigga you see playin on blues clues,
child banger dont step up, you should know the rules,
so get on ya knees, open up, pay your dues.
haha Fuck ya nigga up, Make you pregnant, thats a womans trait,
i fuck yo girl, yo mom, yo sister, you just masterbate,
oh you mad? go hate,
you better off finding an RS girlfriend, Online date.

 

[x339]

Little does Kid Bangz know,
I never get any hoes.
He may think he's fucking my bitch,
while he's really in some stanky ditch.
He took some dope ass drug,
and now he's tryin to fuck his mom's rug.
He can insult me and lick my teeny weeny,
but little does he know I took a screeny.
His mom saw him eat my balls,
its like she dont know him at all.
I just got him out of the closet,
and he is sayin fuck it.
Gay pride parade tomorrow,
I'll see Kid Bangz with a sign and holla.

 

[KidBangz]

all you niggas who respond w/ some bull shit..
listen to my words carefully before you eat a full clip..
you aint shit and your ryhmes are whack...
i put you pussy ass bitches in a body bag ..
fully trippin I could prove it..
switch blade where my boot is..
all that sweet talk leave a nigga toothless..
now you goofy..
I'm an asshole and my car dufus..
Bangz rock chucks like the cool kids..
bitch it's so dangerous..
haters envy me cause they angry..
so yu want that beef..
well bitch I'm arranging it..
more famous than these no name niggas..
tht yu hangin wit..

fuck w/ me i leave you missin.....
keep yo' bitch up in my kitchen..
bull shit for lunch i eat you bitches....
me and cannibalism ain't too fucking different....

too much time on my hands i dont need a watch but i
got so many haters that i need tha glock..........


-\ had to respond to a couple lame ass bitches haa they couldn't beat my first one .... who's next?

 

[Misturr BMW]

Only thing you eatin, my fuckin dick,
give you a handful with a sock, folley, mick,
dont step, your rhymes repeat and dont make sense,
so head back to your tool box you tool, box wrench,
hah, your a e-thug, dont make me laugh,
you probably play runescape and nerd at school, calculus, math,
So take a bath, nigga your bullshit be stinkin,
fuckin wit me? the fuck you thinkin?
cuz im ill widdit, leave you with a slit throat,
have you gaspin for air, ba ba ba, silly little goat.

 

[Fayded]

Ayyo, Misturr BMW
what is this dank ass weed you grew?
Let me get some, maybe an OZ
I can tell you what the rap game is about....
Yeah its getting kinda gay
pussy bitch ass niggas getting in the game
and it makes me go insane
in the motherfucking membrane
Yo, you probably didn't get that reference
Its cuz your generation got pretty much effed with.
But yeah, its okay
Ima tell you what it means, anyway.
And ima hit it from bong everyday.
Cuz "You're a boss" is what all the fucking bitches say

 

[nodnarbusn]

mistur bmw whats with this wannabe e thug
newcomer came to try and battle thinks hes wreckin stuff
ha kid drives a junker bitch you know its true
i saw you on the corner swangin in a DAEWOO
saying ba ba ba and talking stupid shit about goats
when only sheep say ba so get on your knees and suck a scrote

lol there should be a rule against editing these things, its not right to be able to edit something post response kinda ruins it

 

[Misturr BMW]

please make some sense if ya tryna diss me,
your jibber jabber bullshit make you sound chinese, bruce lee,
so please, introduce me, to your ho ass clique,
turn you queers gay, hey 1-2 hop on my dick,
haha shit so sick, dont worry im playin,
but when it comes to business its by steve jobs you be layin,
oh that was too soon? my bad, i was just sayin'

 

[Misturr BMW]

Ayyo, Misturr BMW
what is this dank ass weed you grew?
Let me get some, maybe an OZ
I can tell you what the rap game is about....
Yeah its getting kinda gay
pussy bitch ass niggas getting in the game
and it makes me go insane
in the motherfucking membrane
Yo, you probably didn't get that reference
Its cuz your generation got pretty much effed with.
But yeah, its okay
Ima tell you what it means, anyway.
And ima hit it from bong everyday.
Cuz "You're a boss" is what all the fucking bitches say

You say my generations effed with, when you probably born in the year 2000,
while i was here when the weather girls released the song, its raining men,
ya'll just pretend, a big figment of my imagination,
but feels so good to be dissed by you, i call it online masterbation,
swear i need a vacation, cause you niggas trip,
the fuck outta my face or its sum41 nigga fat lip.

 

[Growdie]

You say my generations effed with, when you probably born in the year 2000,
while i was here when the weather girls released the song, its raining men,
ya'll just pretend, a big figment of my imagination,
but feels so good to be dissed by you, i call it online masterbation,
swear i need a vacation, cause you niggas trip,
the fuck outta my face or its sum41 nigga fat lip.

Your rap sucks, its pretty hilarious
I can't seem to think that your serious
You can't rap for shit without using slang
When you obviously know that its your mother ill bang
Your obviously trying to hard to spit
When everybody knows your completely shit.

 

[Growdie]

You say my generations effed with, when you probably born in the year 2000,
while i was here when the weather girls released the song, its raining men,
ya'll just pretend, a big figment of my imagination,
but feels so good to be dissed by you, i call it online masterbation,
swear i need a vacation, cause you niggas trip,
the fuck outta my face or its sum41 nigga fat lip.

Actually you don't even rhyme,
your lines are full of failure compared to mine,
please tell me what your trying to say,
I now understand why your mother gave you away,
you think your a nigger but your not "bawling"
ill scream at you, guess you can call it "growling"
ill end this verse before humiliation.. so fuck off vader.

 

[Misturr BMW]

You full of run ons and run ons, nigga run cause you scared,
im sorry your adopted, your mom just never cared.
but its okay, daddy give you that long dick,
so come sit on my lap like your mom, pogo stick.
you wanna scream at me? is this some kinda porno?
tell your friends about me, it aint delivery, nigga its digiorno.

 

[Growdie]

Sorry I failed to understand what you said,
but I did understand your yet to get laid,
apparently "daddy" gave me the dick,
sucks for you the girls aint gonna let you lick,
shut the hell up or ill beat you with a brick,
little twat.

 

[Loyal 2 da game]

I bet you like dix
In your chex mix
You don't get no chix
Cause yo fam a bunch of hix
Better not try any tricks trix
I'll slam dunk ya like the Knicks
I'm more dangerous than middle eastern conflicts
Nipples? You got six

*drops mic, states deep into your eyes, walks away slowly*