Rap Battles - Official Thread

Now you fucking with the big dog, I'm big dawg^

Now I didn't wanna do it, but you brought it here
so I'ma end this quick, don't hide in fear
I only schooled your friend cuz he ragged on my flag
and I know my presidents a monkey, but yours is an old bag
and bitch you're like the others you got no cred.
you come on this thread, leeching and shit,
I know your hiding something, I'm willing to bet
but don't worry trick, I ain't playin game
I got nothing to prove, I got no shame
you want to come here, be my guest,
your the next one to get schooled, you're on the list.

Now first things off, we know your lying,
cuz if you read all my rhymes, you wouldn't bother trying
but you still came at me, haggard and STALE
your saying I'm not a G but your fucking pale
and how am I shemale? you wont hop off my nuts
I'm surprised you even tried me, you ain't got the guts
if you wanted to be hard, you shoulda came stronger
reading your rhymes is just making me wait longer
I want to be out done, I want get schooled
but the most you kids are doing is gettin fooled
you say I act gangster, you say i wanna be G
Bitch I'm already there, G stands for Giddy
when you hear these suckers, talking that smack
most of the time its someone else's rap
I'm not sure what you did, really I don't care,
it didn't hurt anything, not even a hair,
so take your weak shit, tweak it bit,
come back in a week, with some real rap shit.

 

You haven't schooled me, theres no need for me to hide,
Your punchlines are so feeble, are you sure you even tried?
You show me quotes from your fan's to try and impress me,
next thing i know you'll be tryin to undress me.
You've proved that ur a shemale, and now a homo too,
Im sorry dude, but i dont wanna be with you.
I'll tell you know, you're never gonna top me,
Cos its clear for all to see, you just wanna fuck me.
Yes im a leecher i take and dont give back,
that doesnt hide the fact that ur shit is whack,
I came at you, with rhymes that are stale?
You stole that line from me, thats a fail!
Your verses are packed with so much filler,
But i come at you like atilla.
line after line, punch after punch,
plastic gangsters like you, i eat them for lunch.

 

I didnt school you? that made me smile
comon kid, bring some more style
your just saying things, like all these other clowns
reading your lyrics... just makin me frown
and please direct me to where i said im gay?
because you talk alot about dicks, thats all i gotta say
I dont wanna fuck you, i wanna fuckin see
how long its gunna take, for you to beat me
now as for my rhymes, theres no way i failed
i said that line, because you were fuckin STALE,
happy now bitch? i said it again
I dont steal lines
I break them like bread
now as for your fillers, let me throw them back.
"But i come at you like atilla."
and you say my shits Whack?
now little boy, try doing like i said,
take a pad, pen, write rhymes that can be read
and when you come back, try bringing the heat.
cuz so far im whoppin that ass, not even usin a beat.

 

Giddy kiddy
you so whack
you should hit the sack
rappin like Asians
i'm rappin cause i'm Caucasian.
yo name should be lil noodle
because that's somethin i'd name my poodle
don't be hatin
just be datin
now everybody in tha hood gettin gats
ready to blow a hole in some cats
Giddy is a poodle named noodle

 

You call me a little boy, you call me a kid,
Its time to treat me like a man, just like your mother did.
A pen and a pad? Listen to me shorty,
I write on my laptop, im not from 1940.
You're not whooping my ass, you cant even reach it,
You're deluding yourself you silly little half-wit,
Trying to rough it out cos ur scared to admit,
you're getting taught to rap by a fucking "gay" brit.
what you lack in quality, you making up for in length,
But your words are making enemies beyond your body's strength.
Im gonna wrap it up cos i dont need to carry on,
My rhymes are velvet, yours are fucking nylon.

 

Im lovin the little thugs coming at me with your group
but dont worry im straight, i know the scoop
i figured it out by now, that this shit was arranged
its just a wall of text, no organization, just deranged
"We all tried and just heated him"
"We'll go at em together maybe then we could beat him."
Try all you want, not like i care
i been through this before, im not in no despair
and as for your little group, you wont bring me down
you act like i rig this thread, trying to win a crown
yeah i saw teh don, he dont matter much
says that im afraid to battle, but he cant be the judge
Im on the battle thread, while he just wont budge
and saying im friends with ryan? i dont know him cuz
ask him for yourselves, or anyone talking because
95% never been talked to, they just wanna be buds
now as for your little group, i dont see a point
your all pussy bitches, so you come in joint
if you came in 1 by 1, you'd end up like the rest,
but you still attacked me, lost, but tried your best
you've got no-ones respect,
but i guess thats expected.
It took me a while too, but I never got rejected
now as for the 3 of you, try going it alone
maybe try me one more time, this time on your own.
About my strength, i know i got it covered
your words the same, its like they came and hovered
the same shit, post after post,
i figured you'd finaly learn, roast after roast
but back to enemies, they dont bother me
your groups the only ones, as far as i can see
i came on this thread to make friends? think not
i came on this thread to gain respect, which i got
and now you guys are dissing, thinkin your hot
hop off my case, your not getting the #1 spot
this is single battling, not group on man
how long will it take to see, no-ones your fan?
The reason my rhymes long is cuz theres too much to say
and now i got one more, that bitch admitted he's gay?
my words got quality, or you wouldnt bother replying
thats why i didnt rag on disturbed, it aint worth trying
im 6 foot 4, so how am i short?
but dont worry, i wont complain, im a good sport
i know you cant understand feet so ill put it metric
im 193 centimeters, understand me now trick?
You're right about our lyrics, ill agree with that
just like im sure you'll agree that yours is just chat
your velvet lyrics, are nothing but soft
my nylon rhymes, stronger then a loft
but as for this rap, its over im done,
if i kept on spitting, it wouldnt be any fun
because if you come back, i still need shit to say,
cuz the more people post, the more i love ryans thread everyday.

 

ima microphone attaker wen im spitin lyrics u
no im tha dappa
go sit in tha corner and let me chatter
ent got no time for rudeboy natter
im guna be the next sythe's g
wait and see ima upcuming mc
ull here me in every club and party
ill be spttin lyrics faster than shabba d

 

Bunch of wangsters if you ask me lol. This thread gave me laughs

 

This guy's a choke artist
You catch a bad 1,
Your better off shooting yourself with poppa doc's hand gun.
Climbing up this mountain, your weak,
I leave you lost without a paddle.
Floatin up shits creek.
You ain’t sythes g. I’m the mc.
Your the new kid on the block
about to get smacked to the boondocks.
Fucking nazi your squad ain’t your type,
take some real advice
and form a group with Vanilla Ice.
And wut I tell you, you better use it.
This guys a hillbilly this ain’t Willie Nelson music.
Trailor trash, I’ll choke you to your last breath
and have you look foolish like cheddar bob when he shot himself.
Silly iHem, I know why they call you that ...
cuz you follow future like he got carrotz up his ass crack.
And when you acted up
thats when you got jacked up
and act stupid like Tina Turner when she got smacked up.
I crack your shoulder blade
you’ll get dropped so hard that Elvis’ll start turning in his grave.
Now I know why they left you out in the dark.
You need to take your white ass
back across 8 mile to the trailor park.

 

Well, Dustein's in the house tonight, all right?
And I am gonna try out this "rap fight"
I know I'll suck real badly but this seems like fun
And who knows, maybe soon I might be number one.
So what am I supposed to do, bag on people in style?
Well, I don't get the rules but this seems worth while.
I am the new kid on the block, but that doesn't mean im bad
Who knows, I could be he best you've ever had.


*waits to be killed*

 

I'm DB42, and I'm new to this fight.
Haven't been following, but this looks tight!
I'm a horrible rapper, and can hardly form a rhyme.
But let's begin. I'm running out of time!
Ah, Dustein, where do I start?
I just hope what i say, you don't take to heart.
But what the hell, is up with your spam?
No offence, but god damn!
You flood the threads with your random-ass crap.
Then you come in here, with your sucky rap.
It makes me want to hit you with a baseball bat.
So GTFO you annoying little gnat.


(OOC: Damn that was horrible.)

 

Your too easy
I bet you watch disney
Boi you think ur raw
come to wyt ass,
and i will break ur jaw
I am on ur head
so ude better go hide in ur camaflage
as i hit u with my ice barrage

haha

 

Look at this ripped shit, who the fuck you think you are?
if this is all your gunna sport, go buy a guitar
and as for your lyrics, straight out of 8 mile
i guess this is one way, your going out in style
I suggest you change your lyrics, and appologize to these people
next time bring your own shit, not a ripped off sequel.

http://www.metrolyrics.com/8-mile-freestyle-vs-lickty-spilt-lyrics-eminem.html
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Original lyrics - Some words edited by Selena to fit his needs. As you can see, clearly ripped.

 

so let me get this straight

you think your all that brave,
bitch its blood that i crave,
no ones afraid of nerd that talks shit over some thread,
man if i ever see you ill be stompin on your head,
my jaw aint glass it dont break easy
bro you think you got somethin come get me
ill be standin on the street waitin
till then bitch stop fakin


just havin fun

 

Motha fucker you think you can rap
Well say hello to my damn nut sack
A little kid seeking revenge on da internet
Get off of sythe and go wear yo fuckin bonnet
Bitch fucka try to go but da caps are flyin
yo ass tellin yo momma you been lyin
Smokin pot behind da trash
Well yo ass gonna be like ash

 

Son you cant rhyme,
you copy my bars and u think ur a mime ?
You live on street.
Your a tramp
To see me you need a lamp
Its me spitting my bars to a wannabe
Dont wait for me you will be one whos gonna come to me

 

uugh, all of these are dull. I'm coming back here later to take you all out 1 by 1. The phoenix is back. <- not rapping so stfu.

 

I smell something oh its bull shit.

 

phoenix your chatting shit
you think your a badman but ur a prick
better watch your back il merk you and if your unlucky il lick your mum to
Thats right you the bullshit prick il make you wish you had a dick
So your time is up but ur still thick
your mums a slag and your dad is nicked
well pussio what you gona do, tell you one thing i just merked you.

 

Uhhg, it's disappointin' what I'm readin' is borin'
So my eyelids are fallin' and you're leavin' me snorin'
This shit ain't even hard, But that's just how I found the game
If the crowd is lame, you gotta do more then say words that sound the same
Maybe throw in a multi, come on man you gotta play the words
Cause that fate of yours, looks like you're still just a gamer nerd
It brang shame when I heard, that no one here was kickin' it
I'm stickin' wit, my homies on MSN that can really spit and shit
How many freestyles do I got? Still droppin' words from the top
I've built a fan a base cause everyone knows my verses are hot
So stop wasting the words, I can tell that your heart isn't in it
So I beat everyone here and I just freestyled for 5 minutes