Rap Battles - Official Thread

Yo riddle The joint you own is were all the gigolos are liven.
You better watch your mouth or you'll be goin to heavan.
I'm in a different league from you.
You know that aswell as I do.
You wanna rap with the dawg?
But you'd get shown up by a fuckin dyslexic frog.
Your bandana comes from china and you are lovin that.
Watchin guy on guy porn makes you fucking splat.
You challenge me to a battle?
You jerk off to Bitch ass cattle.
Like a said before I'm in a different league from you.
But you cant complain Coz I'll reveal dirty pictures of you.
after this rap i wanna hear what u got.
your as uncared about as a 50 year old dog named Spot.
I cant wait to see you try to beat me.
But hey bitch ass punk im about to make your ass flee!

 

Come on Riddle! where's the rap.

 

Mage, stop jumping all up in his face
Mess with me and I'll spray your ass with mase
I'll end your case really quick
Your gravedigging my threads
You should have read the date when I posted
I had to report you and be loyal to sythe
Shut up, I just ended your rap game, your soul is a myth.

 

you know what magebhoy
your right your in a different league to me
but your leagues as small as a flea
the way i see it is im the big
but your the worn down pig
In your mind your big
But really your as fail as a twig
useless and old swarming with mold
Every post you write your recuringly told
' Your Rapping is shit and it cannot be sold '
You know how to rhyme
You can write a good line
But do you have talent and talent to shine
Now i call that a burn
Its a lesson to learn
Your times up buddy the tables DO turn

=@

Riddle

 

Riddle me this, Riddle me that,
FUCK YOU Riddle, you ain't bad ass,
all you are is a pussy, a prick,
k'mon bitch, suck on my stick,
You think you's the shit? you think you can beat me?
Well think again, dawg, why u suckin this twinkie,
You think you's legit? You think you is down?
Well think again why u getting chopped by this clown,
Wicked as fuck, is what i am,
Wicked legit, and i'll smoke a fat gram,
you know i be pimpin wit my rolex watches,
and all u've eva smoked is a fat summer sausage,

As for you Oh Bama, youz just anotha terrorist,
and if u think ur shit, then u can come and eat my fist,
allz that i know, is you aint down,
and again, youz getting pwned by a clown,
in these wicked times, i got wicked rymes,
i dont make dollars, but i make quick dimes,
all i know is i can back shit,
you may be good, but u aint legit,
I gotta end my ryme cuz i got to goz,
all i got to say is "Peace" to you hoez.

 

Yo Oh Bama aint seen you in a while.
The last time i saw you you were a fucking peadophile.
End my case really quick why dont you.
Im the one gonna be making millions at the show.
I rap like a God and i roll like James Bond.
You think i have no future? Then boy are you wrong.
Myth doesnt rhyme with sythe u cock.
After this rhyme you better not talk.
You ended ma rap game I will never be deafeted
Ima treat you like shit. The way you should be treated
Yeah Oh Bama try and beat this.
But you rap as if your taking a piss.

Yeah I'm in a different league from you but its bigger than a flea.
Yeah You didnt know this but Its as big as a tree.
If i were a pig and you could eat my pork.
Remember one thing. You will still be a dork.
You cant really rap and you think your better than me?
I have more to me than anybody can see.
Like i said to Oh Bama I am a fucking God.
When I'll be making millions youll try identity fraud .
Yeah bitch You cant keep up with me.
But dont worry Riddle. I'll whoop your ass for free.
Every time you try to rap its always messed up.
I bet you jerk off to **********.
You cant keep up with me dawg I already told you.
And as for Oh Bama you are shit at rappin too.

 

You're all wanna-be rappers,
But really you're just 13-year-old slackers.

 

Yo, whats the point of coming on to say this?
If you come on here your gonna get a mega diss.
I'm the ones that 13 but i have more balls than you.
Every body in this thread knows that thats fucking true.
Mercet? what kinda name is that?
The kinda name from a guy when he watches gay porn he splats.
I aint no wanna - be.. I already living here.
You would pay 1 million bucks to get where i am you fuckin queer.
Your the only one that posted and boy was it shitty.
When yo moma walks in you will be begging for titty.
Mercet never come here. Remember I told you.
You and your shitty rap can get yourself back to the zoo.

 

Magebhoy, your rhymes are wack
Your signature is large
Like the hair on Marge
I'm not gonna report you
But make it smaller
Says me the Sythe Baller
Better do it quick
Better do it now
I've gotta go
See ya later, you COW.

Don't worry its all just a joke

 

You call THIS a rhyme? You call this legit?
Type wit both hands and quit wackin yer dick,
Your "rap" be gay, your "rap" be lame,
I'm da one at school they call the Psychopath Insane,
I may not be rich, but I hustle quick bucks,
And you lil' bitches can sucks on my nuts,
I be like God, I be da King,
You may think I'm nice, but I be hella mean,
All of you who, think you can face this,
Go 'head and take a shot, I know youz gonna miss,
Youz all high and mighty, thinkin youz da shit,
I'll make you think twice, when youz hearin' my bit,
I got the rhymes and I got the cash,
But for now, Peace Ya'll, cuz I'm gonna go crash.

 

Neeblot who the fuck are you
your confused bout who your talkin to
every line you write has a 'shit or fuck'
god damit Neeblot you really do 'fuckin' suck
'weze thinkin weze da shit' your wrong gtfo u erected clit
i dont bow to punks like you wannabe this wannabe that
get the fuck out you smell like a horses twat
No you dont have the rhymes you dont have the cash
you do however have both a tash and a gash
Read the above, make the best choice
leave this rap thread and play with your toys

Magebhoy im finished with you
come up with a rap, and a new brain too
until then shut your little mouth, go on head south
you keep coming back like your wanting more
like the dirty fat slut sitting next door
il tell you now and ive told you before
im the best here im motherfuckin RAW

>_<

 

wow.. your a sly one
theyr young, but there having fun
your proud to be old but youl soon be sold
just remember youl be in wheelchair before these lot
theyl have a wife and a baby child in a cot
Your gonna need one hella lot of pot
you gotta take it when your body starts to rott
now gtfo go on trot trot.

OWNEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

Yo riddle. I dont want more I have it.
So Shut your mouth and stop talking shit.
If i head south will u still be here?
Good coz when a come back you will coward in fear.
i dont have a slut sitting next door.
although i heard you like to suck it while its cold.
Yeah you told me before but it is complete whack.
I told you once that music is what you lack
Your a really good spitter and I enjoy your raps.
But dude dont pretend to be better than me at raps.

 

Yo Neeblot whats wrong with you?
I got something to tell you that is completely true.
Dont worry man this happens every month for girls.
First a bit a blood and then you give a few twirls.
Oh wait Im sorry you aint a ladette.
But hey you cant keep up with this rap I bet.
Your probably thinking what the fuck is he talkin to me?
Yeah neeblot And you are gonna run free.
Yo mama keeps you locked up in a cell.
But i dont blame her. with a face like that you probably come from hell.

 

I am Neeblot FYI, i just barely got my original sythe account (Robzombie179) back. Just thought I'd let you guyz know.

I may get pissed, once a month,
But its only cuz i deal, wit pussy-like cunts,
oh wait thats you, sorry 'bout that,
Now sit down and listen, you mutha fucking twat,
damn straight bitch, i come from hell,
so what if im an ugly fuck? cuz i live well.
I am still a sexier fucka,
did u get the liscence number, from that trucka?
All ya'll bitches know that i am mackin,
And on you hoez, i be like slappin,
Slappin youz face, accross the room,
Then i jump out and stab u wit a broom,
I be rich and, i be pimpin,
and for all ya'll bitches, i'll leave youz limpin,
across the floor, and accross the tile,
When im done wit you, you'll forget how to smile,
smiling twitz, fucking pricks,
every little bitch wants on this dick,
Proud Juggalizzle, and I'm fo' rizzle,
down wit the krown, and i be the shizzle
sorry to offend you, but youz be hatin,
i guess i could defend you, but i'd be fakin,
all youz are is a stuck up brat,
and for you hoe i be savin my gat,
Dank dank weed, gattling gun,
when u see me, mutha fucka you'll run,
Well since youz a bitch, i'll let you go,
soz u can get pimped, and get me my dough.

Don't worry bitch, i saved some for you,
Welcome to hell, where there's no mountain dew,
allz u get here, is a kick ass diss,
and allz we'll let you drink, is ur own fuckin piss,
you think i'm confused? well think again bitch,
Keep on thinkin, why u lovin this dick,
i wont ask how, you know that horse smell,
If u like to fuck horses, i bet u do it well,
shit shit fuck, fuck fuck shit,
whenever youz ready, reply youz bitch!

 

Hey Neeblot if thats your real name
After I'm done wid you I'll be heading for fame.
Me and my rap is gonna tear you apart.
Once am done u aint ever want to start.
You come here thinkin your the boss of us.
But me and my uzi gonna kill u without a fuss.
Theres a lot of bad words in your stupid rap.
All u can afford is a male dancer on your lap.
You cant afford hoes and you never will.
So no point in lieing Or you i will kill.
You and your moma goes to the mall everyday.
You go to burger king but you cant fuckin pay.
Yeah your poor youll never make as much as me.
But dont worry bitch I'll give you 50 cents for free.
That should buy you a starbucks coffee mug.
you cant afford the coffee inside or even a bug.
You cant keep up with me everyone here knows that.
no point in trying coz your raps are screeching a cat.
You got owned when you first came here.
you cant even afford a 50 cents cd you told yo moma you wanted one she said thats too dear,
so yeah bitch get fuck out ma way.
you just got owned and you will everyday!

 

Yo Magebhoy, I told you to shorten your signature
I guess you can't read let alone rap
All you do is yap
If you don't shorten it I'mma put a cap
In your ass
Betta do it fast
It looks like this thread is dieing
I'll still post on it to prove my point
I love this thread
Its almost dead

 

Its people like you who got this thread goin dead.
Learn how to rap or I'll put you to bed.
Dont worry bitch ima shorten ma signature tommorow.
Am as badass as muthafuckin zorro.
Yeah Oh Bama you cant even spit a line.
I'm doing this rap and a aint even tryin.
Like a said before yeah ima put you to bed.
Hows that rash on your pussy? Yo mama said its bright red.
But i dont care about that. i care about beating you.
You aint never gonna be as good as me and you know this is true.
So yeah oh Bama i think u should take up tapping.
Coz you aint ever gonna be better than me at mutha fuckin rappin.
Ima be makin millions when im a little bit older.
You and your small ass house will be getting colder.
You and your wife. I mean boyfriend will be crying.
I'll be out on the stage fuckin flying.
When your older im sure youll think about moi.
While you and your boyfriend are taking turns to wear the bra.
Youll be thinkin damn he's the bast rapper a ever seen.
I never could keep up with him coz i wernt very keen.
yeah hes probably makin millions of dollars now.
Well yeah i will and youll be fuckin milkin a cow.
so yeah oh bama dont try and act fucking smart.
Your pussy rash is as red as a fucking strawberry tart.

 

listern mate am still a lvl 98 with an addy plate,
rapping with mate, don't think your bad, i got a
dds and you'll surely get stabbed,
you call your self riddle i bet you fiddle with your dads tiny didle.

 

Myth? I don't know why you quote his not Magebhoy?
Quote me this time not another kid with another rhyme
That star in your signature is gay
I could do that anyday but I won't
Girls do shit like that If you were part of that
Your gay and your fat
If you post again I'll hunt you down and hit you with a bat