Rap Battles - Official Thread

Welcome back, My herb be dank
I smoke a fat sack, Cuz it hits you like a tank,
I be down, wit da clown and da krown,
And you look shit faced, In da club sound,
As for you, you needa learn to Rhyme,
Maybe if yer lucky, Ima give you a dime,
I make the dollars and I getz the dimes,
And in my Vodka i be getting free limes,
I be da pimp i be da macker,
And hoe if i see ya, then im gonna slap ya,
Bring on da bat, into my house,
But im gonna warn ya, i am ninja like a mouse,
I got the guns, Under my sleeves,
If a bat's all youz got, then you better ask Jeeves,
for an army to back yer ass,
Cuz i am a ninja and i be hella fast.

 

I came back from the dead
20grams of lead in my head
and I aint even read what u said
So fill me in, and watch my grin
as I repent, go outside and start to sin
Im the ironic supa-man
highly electronic sonic lightspeed chronic
even grannies apllaud when I am on it.
but dont start the hate if your a day too late
just have your say.


and walk away.

 

Yo I havent been in this thread for a while.
Im feelin a little rusty so I'll give you a trial.
Your lines are short and your verse is too.
I feel like a fucking god and you know its true.
Im here again aint been rapping for some time.
So Yiur my victim now Fear my fucking rhyme.
Oh Bama aswell he thought goin away was right.
He knew he couldn't beat me when he seen the light.
This is a rap battle thread but no1 is fucking judging the raps.
And TrIggA youll get so scared after this rap youll rune 100 laps.
I wish that some one could tell me i had won.
Yo wont imagine the smile on my face as big as the sun.
Im the new fucking god in this rap battle thread.
So grow up me a man and stop gettin breast fed.
Yeah I heard you liked the titty for breakfast.
After titty you say you want a mechanical one for christmas.
Oh stop being a child And actually Grow some Man features.
Go to school but dont ask for titty from the teachers.

 

Grow up, as your rhymes be put to shame,
Unb4nn3d is the true, name of fame.
Represent fool, for these words are true,
The attack will be vicious, come upon you.
You think you so tight, but not at all,
Can't believe you be rappin' only fo(4) feet tall.
Words are weak, unable to speak,
It's shown now, that you can't compete.
Get up, get out, back to bed,
As I wouldn't be fightin' when the words are unfed.
A disgrace, has been made upon your face,
I be hopin' you are from the Caucasian race!

*EDIT*
Mwahaha, I'm soooo white. =D

 

Yo Dude whats on your mind?
I know. Look downstairs and be scared of what you find.
You gota grow some balls and cock aswell.
Then have a sexy drem and get rid of the smell.
Yeah I'm white that means im caucasian.
The feeling of this is fucking amazing.
I aint got nothin against black people. They all rule.
But after this rap your gonna be lookin like a fool.
A disgrace now is in your direction.
Haha coming towards you and your 2" erection.
So if you wanna battle me you aint got no chance Mate.
You comin here me whoopin your ass is all down to fate.
So yeah come back when your ready and better,
I'll still whoop your ass as easy as am sendin a letter.

 

you are white to the point of extinction
stop reciting poetry like your on a mission
I am the first edition, lord demolition
bare the emission of my composition
- you have no creativity lacking activity
im in the workshop 100% productivity

bars are flowing so fast
you think its snowing
you thought i was going
you the driver -crash in a wreck
im pissed passenger - aim for the neck
dont abort the train when your getting destroyed
i file reports of pain cos im getting annoyed
i class your technique as void
dissing my mama, for her milk of life
oh thats right -
you mamma felt the edge of my knife
swallowed tap water, now u face manslaughter
pin u on a table - draw and quarter
old english to modernisation
this is what i call a fantastic nation
if my bars flop i need no compensation
i will return and cause devastation
like a fly in your eye causing irritation..

fuck - i cant be asked to continue this compilation

 

Fuck dude. Emo you must be.
Stop slitting your wrists and fucking go free.
Your full of fuckin hate and dress all black.
You have no chance of beating your shit is whack.
An emo once told me that he bleeds alot.
Then after your rap I gave you a thought.
Dont worry man youll get over this time in your life.
First goth then emo then you beating your fukin wife.
Shit did i say wife i meant your partner.
You have just witnessed a God. Your now a Martyrh
Dont come back I'm sick of fuckin beating you.
You cant fucking rap and you know thats true.
If you even had a chance of beating me I'd respect you.
But everyone else knows am better too.
So leave me alone Your shit is fucked up.
Yeah dude I just beat you but that isnt bad luck.
See you later dude you just got beaten.
Never diss me again or through a straw youll be eatin.

 

why do you all diss...god i love taking the piss, ya all fake ya depressed go and eat some fuckin cake......matter fact take the whole god damn crate,you all have no life i feel sorry for ya wifes, she behind you with a 8 inch knife ready to slice ya throat....like an afghan ritual with goat....blood spilt every where wat a fuckin nightmare....im spitting lyrics there fuckin hyrogliphic come guys... ya bitches are fat.... feed them some more blue berry pies and give them some fuckin crack......damn its not hard to write a rap im.... off tap...i like to root whore's ive got a dog here you can have it on all fours let it lick ya balls......ya know ya want to...dont worrie.....dont be sorry....i understand that ya aint a man...ya all got a 2 inch dick....and ya like to eat ya left over shit thats been stuck on ya dick for months.....why dont any of ya like cunts.........i know ya virgins......stop the wet dreams.......and stop drinkin that white cream.....i know.... do it for ya gay arse team...thats wrong, even smelling ya mans thong.....thats wrong.....well guys im wasting time.... its time to unwind....please forgive my crimes....im only hear to diss remember im takin the piss.........PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Ohh shit man, you gotta be fucking kiddin'?
Like space you're verse out cause I can't read what you've written
The first thought you had was "I know my shit's dope"
First impressions are everything, you just wasted your first post
Just because your self esteems low and all the girls give you shit
Doesn't mean you have to come on here and talk about my dick
I got a 2-inch piece? Wrong, but you got something right
I am eating your mother, she's on there from last night (Haha)
"I just dissed everyone, but I'll sign off with PEACE"
Fuck all that shit bitch, you just entered the beef
Auzzie rap is now finished, So I guess I'll start on Mage (Magebhoy07)
Like he's been instantly murdered as soon as the ink hits the page
Talkin' about 'witnessed god', like he's one of the lords now
Man I'm higher then god, so I'm droppin' you from the clouds
But do you really walk the walk, or do you just talk alot man?
Ohh wait, it all makes sense, you posting your shit from Scotland...

 

Ohhhh shit! Youz call this legit!?
I guess yerz is aight, but wait til i spit,
Out all my vocals, into yer face,
Yu'll be crying, "Mama I'm such a disgrace",
I got da sickest rhymes, I got da pimpin riddle,
If you want some herbz, i got da white widow,
raspberry kush, i also have,
careful what u say, cuz ninjas like to stab,
stab u in da face, for an assassin dollar,
and when u get stabbed, you won't have time to hollar,
im sick of dissin all youz sissy pricks,
for now i'll smoke a bowl and be flickin' my Bic's.

 

LAUGH OUT LOUD.

Yo my man, Ryan fuckin owns us all.
Once he's done with us we feel so fuckin small.
I havn't battled him yet but I'm sure he'll beat me.
But at least, Unlike you I wont fucking run and hide up a tree.
I hope he battles me though.
And a hope He'll make a friend outa me not a fucking foe.
I bet Your sitting thinking "Haha i just owned Ryan
I bet he's sitting at the monitor fucking cryin"
Well thats not the way it works you got fucking defeated
and he just tortured you. The way you should be treated.
Face like a dog and the body of a mouse.
Your moma cant wait till your outa her house.
So you just got owned by me aswell but dont cry.
And dont say you own me again coz thats a complete lie.

Hehe. I hope Ryan battles me. I'll own him!! (jokes) (well I might)

 

MAGE:
Ha! Ha! Your real fuckin funny man,
I ain't fuckin stupid, and I ain't fuckin playin,
Your rhymes suck, and are hella cheesy,
Try my dank weed, roll it into a beezee,
If you think you can rap, think twice you bitch,
If you think it over 10 times, I ain't gonna snitch,
But you ain't too slow, if youz teamin with Ryan,
I don't care how good he is, cuz I'ma keep tryin,
But as for you, you make me laugh n cough,
Youz needa get laid, and quit jackin off,
I'll pass you the mic, but just know this,
If you try and shoot, your gonna miss.

 

Yo nigga you need to stop hatin on my niggas
Or yo wont last long where i live
thats how i role and how i kill
you got a problem cracker
before i pop yo ass you better watch who u dealin
caz u will be kellin when im done wit u
i aint no why your name lou but it sure is fag
so go play yo faggy ass game and complain about lagg
this watz happenin if you die b/c of me
i aint lying this what happenin dawg
so back off before i make you lie
on your back
cracka

piece out niggas

BTW: NIGGA POWER

 

Fuck... all the higher ups hate me
ive been all over the place lately
Dissing Finn cos he is gay
spamming lol on top of the sythe highway
But this is /my way/ This is /my spray/
2 weeks gone, i still touche

Ill start with obnoxious Ryan
Then Ill tear Mageboy like a lion
the lost stageboy with a try-on
trial expired bitch get off the stage
let me charge my rage
1 step ----- 2 step --- 3...
bitch where you runnin wait for the battle to engage
Oh yeh ... Ryan raising his brow
Ill take this motherfucker down,
i pull you through my plough
After the hurricane you shrug shoulders and question how
I don't mind excessive exposure
my bars are naked/ they burn your eyes like you need closure
bitch tape it/ spit the bars yourself
they terrorize the gates of hell
and release lucifers personnel
You got style and you got class
meh - I come and spank your ass
I aint scratching no-ones back
instead i call 'lick my crack.'
3 little hats and all these clowns
follow with bats from round downtown
I aint biggin or reppin
Im just bored after my lesson
You think your the teacher well start expressin
I cant wait to see you switch
like a 12 year stressed bitch
Better Express your bars and set em alight - wheres your fire
Bitch I dont need to ignite, i send you verse on pm - i am your supplier

Oh mageboy little kiddie
Prepare yourself... are you ready?
I dont mean to be so rude
but I hate how you xpose yer attitude
I got temp banned and thrown in the cell
You runnin loose, you made it cold in hell.
Im out now, come back to my leash
now sit boy, and learn from the master -kapeesh?
Ok ok - I think I may done it again...
You are a bitch - but not mans best friend.
Now stand up on your hind legs
Rob me blind and throw your eggs
I attack the mind - i am undead
Blow me down I pop back up
with 2 pellet uzis - *brraaaap* *brraaap* * brrraaapp*




LOL utter boredom.

 

kiggers to figger to my bigger to my higger!
I love figgers in my kiggers to the biggers!
oh!
Go shorty!
Its my birthday.
We're going to party like its our birthday!
Oh!
LOL utter boredom

 

Holy shit your lyrics are gay,
hell I wouldnt be suprised if you havent been layed,
as far as 50 cent goes, he still would own you,
for you'll never spit anything out but your tooth.

 

You ain't nobody homey use your head twice
You can't hit nobody you can't do shit right
Feel my lyrics as it travels through your head
My rhymes can hunt you and drop your ass dead
I ain't tryna get crazy but you gotta feel me
Understand my melody
I can tell you got full of jealousy
All inside, let it outta your mind
But think twice cause next time it's gonna rewind.

 

You think you're cool dodgin me,
typical bitch with a tight pussy,
i dont need to say shit to know i've already won this,
your lyrics look like they came off of a grocery list

 

ight lets see what i got..

Look days...
you betta get up and u can just get out
my rhymes like ryan's 9, the'll blow ya moutha fuckin shit out
ill chew u up and spit you out
u weezin man... i tryed to tell yall i was comeing but yall aint belive me man
u kno i keep it all... hott and teasing ..fresh like im speedin
keep it on tha 910 im undefeted...
before you start ya leavin nigga who aint ready
ill hold 5^ in this moutha fucka who aint ready
its sliCK boy from carolina... im bout to hold this down
cause if u aint kno i was hott u kno it now.
im that nigga that be blowin clouds
sittin back on ya gf's porch drinkin a 40 Oz
imma leave it at this
but best belive ill be back
someone reply and ill start to attack

 

This kid talks quite a bit of trash
for one who only tends to contradict his own wrath
He claims he's got rhymes, but what are rhymes
when he cannot spell the words in his lines
illiteracy itself, is what makes you a fool
you say you a nigga, you say you from carolina
you really a redneck that needs to clean your vagina
You come here to talk about drinkin that booze
when all you really do is play with other dudes
Put your money where your mouth is
And not the money your parents give you
Now listen up little kid
just get up and out of here cause i'm through with you
if you want more, spit right at me
i'm like a snake, my venomous rhymes goes in you and creeps
taste my rhymes, choke on em hard
you arrogant kid that is probably an obese retard
i'll go on and on for ages about all the faults about you
but i don't waste my rhymes, my lyrics and my chimes on doodoo
GF KIDDO <3