Rap Battles - Official Thread

Alright, I'm almost at the point of "Fuck this shit"
Like the whole talent in this rap thread has just been stripped
At the start, we came hard, kicking from the top
Now we got a bunch of wannabe faggots who've come over from Rock
So don't try to debate me on it, homie I'm already past that
Haven't lost the debate yet, still havin' the last laugh
Yo I hope that you can read this R2 when ever you can
I'm being serious man, I'm like your number one fan
Takin' the game to a new level, you just won an invite
Everyone else take a seat till you can learn how to spit tight
Ownermonk, I'll let you down slowly, I won't tear you apart
Actually I won't even start since you signed it off with a heart
Dumb kids spittin' their lives, claimin' "Yea I got a glock"
Don't fuck with guns in this rap shit, *I just rap harder then rock*
Watch me work wonders and mysteries when I'm workin' these words
Ima convert this whole verse into code just to make it easy for the nerds
I'm open for free shots, a chance to bring down the champ
C'mon little kids, show what you learnt at gang camp


* = That right there is a semi-shot at rock music

 

lmao ryan thats some hot shiiet man im gonna write one soon and post on here

 

Yo nigga you call that shit rap?
Sit your white ass down
while i show you some real shit
Boyyys

Il walk through the door
throw you to the floor
kick you til you can't handle anymore
go find your mom, that little whore
Il fuck her sideways
il fuck her gently
Il shave off her bush
and stick it up thre


cause im a fucking hardcore
white ass playa
il slap you silly
so don't fuck me me nigga


il kill you painfully
il kill you slowly
il cut your motherfucking head OFF
but before i do that
I wana say:

say your prayers nigga
cause you ain't playin no more wow
you can kiss your lvl 70's ass
cause im a fucking nerd killer



your mom's a whore
how do you think
she got all that cash
im a fucking hardcore playa
your a fucking dumbass nigga

il slap you silly
so watch your ass boooooyys

 

You say your at the point of "fuck this shit"
but all you really wanna do is fuck a porno bitch
Yup yup, we know cats like you, always talkin smack and sayin rap is what you knew/
but real talk, this rap has got you overclocked
you producing so much static, your an amplifier for ROCK
and you say not to debate you, homie meet your match
i debate on teams and the wins are what i snatch/
But i do agree that a lot of cats talk smack/
saying they use 9 mila metas and sell crack/
that would explain their mind-state in class/
losin their brain mass to a fine ass/
While i like that to, i dont use crack like you dudes/
I don't expose my mind to explosions with a fuse/
So apparently, i'm now the dude you can't diffuse/
reply to these rhymes if you so choose

 

sorry but i just thought that it sucked that was pretty bad but its not the worst one of seen on here and ive also seen some really good ones

 

Heh, want me to meet my match, like now you're a match maker?
Judging from what I've seen, I'd bet Shredderbeam could even take ya
Never once did I mention that I take drugs or that I sell em'
But what your mum does on the side is a secret and i aint tellin'
You're a dumb motherfucker, and still you the type of kid to wonder
Something stupid like your run away daddy is the crocodile hunter
It's a mistake that you're here I dunno who woulda thought
That you didn't kick in your mum for days and she forgot to abort (ohhhhhh)
So for my last line, it's a shout out to the community
Come to this thread, get at me, let's see what you can do to me

 

yo yo yo
my name is fat joe
i live in the ghetto
i like to eat tomatoes
i will own you with my dragon dagger super
will end up with a movie blooper
ya'll know who i be
haters be hatin on me
why cant we just all get along
maybe we can if you listen to my song
Ryan you think you da best
Better than me? ill kill u like all da rest
spittin dem ryhmes thinkin you a g?
ill sock the shit out of u nd make u pee
If you read up to here
you must think im queer
but i just like to have fun
while im pointin at you with my gun


HAHAHA WOOT. I WAS JUST MESSIN AROUND IN THE BEGINNING, THEN I GOT THE HANG OF IT XD reply please!

 

ryan own the thread tbh=p

 

yo ur gay u cant get a girl anyway haha

 

ehh these rhyme with my accent....

see while shredder can take him i can own you fast
and the only thing you can take is a cock in the ass
me, im no official mm but you still cant afford me
the only thing your judging is an official mens orgy
gay or straight my right hook will leave you with 10 stitches
you couldn't beat me if you had three wishes
fuck it, ima leave you sleeping with the fishes
get the fuck on warcraft with the rest of those bitches
come on already someone give this cunt a ban
now im dissing a fucking 50 yr old fat bald man
i never lie and when i speak i leave you hurtin,
last time i checked your rank i coulda sworn it said virgin

peace\/

 

RYAN DISS



Yea, ha ha, yea, yea

[Hook: 50 Cent]
If I can't do well, homey, it can't be done
Now I'ma let the champagne bottle pop
I'ma take it to the top
Fo sho I'ma make it hot, baby (baby)

[Verse 1: 50 Cent]
I apply pressure to pussies that stuntin I pop
Stand alone squeezin my pistol I'm sure that I gotta
Now Peter Piper picked peppers and dont rock rhymes
I'm 50 Cent, I write a lil bit but I pop nines
Tell niggaz, "Get they money right," cuz I got mine
And I'm around quit playin nigga you can't shine
You gon be that next chump to end up in the trunk
After bein hit by the pump, is that whut you want?
Be easy nigga, I'll lay your ass out
Believe me nigga, thats whut I'm about, gangsta
You could find a nigga sittin on chrome
Hit the clutch, hit the gear, hit the gas & I'm gone (Yea!)

[Hook: 50 Cent]
If I can't do well, homey, it can't be done
Now I'ma let the champagne bottle pop
I'ma take it to the top
Fo sho I'ma make it hot, baby (baby)

[Verse 2: 50 Cent (Dr Dre)]
I'm down for the action, he smart with his mouth so smack em
You holdin a strap, he might come back so clap em
React like a gangsta, die like a gangsta for actin
Cuz you'll get hit & homicide'll be askin, "Whut happened?"
OH NO look who clapped em with the FO'FO'
20 inch rims sittin CHRO-CHROME
Eastside, Westside niggaz OH NO, NO GO
Even my mama said, "Something really wrong with my brain"
Niggaz don't rob me they know I'm down to die for my chain
G-UNIT! We get it poppin in the hood
G-UNIT! Muthafucka whuts good?
I'm waitin on niggaz to act like they dont know how to act
I had a sip of too much Jack, I'll blow em off the map
With the mack, thinkin its all rap
Til that ass get clapped and Doc say "It's a wrap"

(It's a wrap, nigga)

[Hook: 50 Cent]
If I can't do well, homey, it can't be done
Now I'ma let the champagne bottle pop
I'ma take it to the top
Fo sho I'ma make it hot, baby (baby)

[Verse 3: 50 Cent]
I been feelin i had to teach lessons to slow learners
Go head act up, get smacked in the head with the burner
I dont fight fair, I'm dirty-dirty
I'm from Southside Jamaica, Queens, nigga ya'heard me?
When streetlights come on niggaz blast the nines
Get locked up, they read books to pass the time
In the game there's up's and down's, so I stay on the grind
Niggaz on my dick more than my bitch, I stay on they mind
They aint nothin they could do to stop my shine
This is God's plan homey, this ain't mine
I played the music loud so Grandpa called me a nuisance
And Grandma; who always gotta throw a 100 percent
I'm the drop out who made more more money than these teachers
Roofless/Ruthless like the Coupe but I come with more features
I am whut I am, you could like it or love it
It feels good to pull 50 grand & think nothin of it
Fuck it

[Hook: 50 Cent]
If I can't do well, homey, it can't be done
Now I'ma let the champagne bottle pop
I'ma take it to the top
Fo sho I'ma make it hot, baby (baby)

If I can't do well, homey, it can't be done
Now I'ma let the champagne bottle pop
I'ma take it to the top
Fo sho I'ma make it hot, baby (baby)

Uh huh, hood make it hot
Dr Dre, Aftermath
Shady, ha ha

TRIPPING?

 

yeah its noobsaywhat
I just fucked a slut

Couldnt think of ne thing better

 

Who the fuck you think you are makin raps around nerds.
trying to beat these people with shit they aint heard.
most of your raps just made my head have pain.
Ya lines the same, a dusted bunch of shit stains.
Disgracin sythe you give the site such a bad name.
Dont know what you think your doing but i'm in the rap game.
you made this thread. and now your gettin worked.
try that in my hood and youd get fuckin murked.
"Come to this thread, get at me, lets see what you can do to me"
im certified certainly them callouts just aint hurting me.
man you hate and talk shit, but im too legit.
one deal at a time, till im super rich.
you need some help writen lyrics? fuck who you get.
ask your girlfriend and her best friends, im the shit.
real figgas see the diffrence between you and me.
me gettin beat now?, thats Ryans shit.

 

Im the new kid on the thread but i got the most talent
yall wack ass lines make me laugh like jimmy fallen
it sounds like a bunch of white boys biting on hip hop
let me kick this diss then let me see what you got

i seen these threadsand i really wanna battle
but i can see yall scared kuz you shakin like a rattle
yea im tellin tales so some say i tattle
crazy rhymes iz what you heard from me like cattle

and when i say cattle i mean that my flow is beefy
the name is dondaconda theres no way that you can beat me
and if i was a sandwich theres no way that you can eat me
for Halloween give you a trick but theres no way you can treat me

 

Dondaconda you a bitch, we all know thats true.
You use that new name, make one post, then you through?
What you tryin to hide, making new shit
Your worse then noobsaywhat, but still try to spit.
You think that your hot, but all you do is repeat
I dont know bout your rhymes, that cattle shit is weak
And when it comes to Halloween the only trick is you,
trickin yourself into thinking you got a clue.
your rhymes are haggard, your flow dont exist,
get the fuck off this thread, i promise you wont be missed.

 

LMFAO, Giddy i reckon you are the best on this thread. I laugh at least once in all your rap things about people, its funny. Keep it up.

Ok just so i don't get infracted i better relate to the topic lol:

iHem, that's a shit name
If i were you i'd hide in shame
I wouldn't call that rapping
It just sounds like a fat man crapping

 

Time for somebody with real rhymes to step up to this, Ryan and Giddy are the only good ones the rest of you suck dayum...

Yo, On tha mic iz KinG, Dat brotha who kickz flav God
Known fo' sendin garbage MCz to tha graveyard
Um packin a gat n' not a slingshot
Step ta dis n' get an ass-whoopin like Rodney King got
itz a faCkt I keep a gat in ma arm reach
I charm freakz n bomb geeks from here ta Palm Beach
Um puttin rappaz in tha wheelchair, KinG is tha villain
you still fear, cuz I be hangin it hard n my shit is for real here
If you battle K you picked tha wrong head
I smash micz like cornbread u cant kill me I wuz born dead
Battlez I lose none, I make crewz run
I get fooz dun, got ten fingaz but only use one
Ryan i dun already fucked yo hun, She was a wild one, You wanna fight dawg
the chances are second to none.

 

Grime Of Britain has come and landed
comes to your neighbourhood and demanded
all you bitches to die cos i cant stand it.//
I didnt even bother reading your shit
skimmed with my eyes and was like ... fuck it
americans lies ... fuck it
bars if pint size fuck it, dont compromise fuck it
i saw your shizzle and i reached for a bucket
im to hot i fizzle - bitch you cant touch it
your gash saw my dick - and i was like suck it

but you sucked better and smiled all round
speakers in the ground, and your face impound
Break your jaw so shit cant resound
like a fucking echo, bopp your head whilst i reck-all
you pockets and pocket your rockets
condoms? what for?
the best you can do is underscore,
like the fat girl on her own,
bruv she didnt even like you or your homegrown
little fucked up cyclone

so full of mess and lifeless
just dress for my vipers as they draw out their snipers
jog with your hypness as we fog you down with ripness
im the pied piper
but bruv - your a child still in your diapers.



eh really i have no time and like this was a 5minute thing lol

 

Look at this bitch named TrIggA
Thinks he's cool but he's just a wigga
He calls himself the Grime of UK
Thing i know bout the U.K. its that your all Gay.
Talkin bout America and all our Lies,
Don't make me step up and make you apologize.
America has one thing, we handle our business
The UK cries and bitches til something switches.
Your not a real Gangster, you ain't from the Grime.
Come back to this thread once you commit your first Crime
And talking about sucking dick, when we know that you "fuck it"
Get out Ryan's thread, go leave with your bucket
Maybe if you read the posts you might have learned somethin
don't worry we can tell, you don't know nothin
I know that your stupid, because your from Britain
but don't worry bitch, that ain't all that I'm spittin
you came on this thread and didn't call nobody out,
you made your own choice and chose the wrong route
because when you mess with no-one, your messing with me
and apparently your seeing that ain't where you wanna be
now if you still think your hood, and doing your thing
I want to tell you, bitch you might as well sing.
Your rhymes, don't rhyme, your lyrics don't make sense
but I guess without talent, that's the expense.
Your just like Dondaconda, thinking your cool,
just remember what I said, you bitch ass fool.

 

giddy chatting shit about people from the UK,
Stupid? Gay? U got nothing original to say.
I've heard it all before, Your rhymes are fuckin stale,
You act like man, but you rap like a shemale.
You think your a gangsta, you think that your a G,
The only crime you've committed is selling RSGP.
You will say that im stupid for being a UK resident,
Look closer to home, you've got a monkey for a president.
After seeing all ur rhymes, its clear to me, giddy,
You're nothing special at all, just a wannabe fiddy.