Most important Sythe posts

[Superfluous]

A compilation of the most memorable posts I've come across, with the exception of OP.

s/o Xier0: Spam Forum Post Hall of Fame

Looking to rent Scythe.
https://www.sythe.org/threads/wortel-please-read/
details on bogdan's wiener
https://www.sythe.org/threads/amy-a-pokemon-short-story-legendary-birds/
Wortel's 3 month random user appreciation thread
https://www.sythe.org/threads/username-change-request-thread/page-55#post-42431149
https://www.sythe.org/threads/ip-leaking-conspieracy
something squishy going on
Get me off this fucking site
RsNames - Pardon
I scammed Accountwarehouse and they sent me to collections!
waybackmachine thread
Who will be the next person to be permanently banned?
plz ban me DELETE MY ACCOUNT
Frost (Owner, Admin of Frost Bets) wrongly de-ranked me and refunded bettor

It was when I didn't know what to relate to you, so I assumed your name would mean Super Flu.. hence Super Fluids.

Collecting death wishes

yeah we need our free speech back. the majority of sythe members originate from the former colonies of the British Empire. USA exists as a fight against the oppressive restrictions that the British Empire imposed. fundamentally that free speech should exist, allowing one to say what ever they want.

Do you Poo & Wee at the same time / Or Poo Or Wee after you poo

Okay thanks, how are you retired mod if you are so autistic

duhfault not delivering as promised
Divinetaco's word of the day
This is crazy
Chlue Scams Me For 12m 07

Roary is a sex God confirmed

Nana (hacked)
FUCKING DEAD FORUM WITH MORONS
mmm creamy
Post a photo of you eating a carrot
$15 off $75+ orders [eBay] until 5pm PDT 6/24

Didn't take long for the roid rage to kick in lol good luck op

Reporting A Broken Man for Ban Evasion
Dunsworth sending infractions
Reporting Mattock93
Fast + Easy Avatar
I'm a ban evader + I scammed people 1 year+ ago.
Avril Lavigne - My Happy Ending - cover by WORTEL

sometimes, when I'm bored, I like to slather myself in peanut butter and jelly and pretend im a sandwich

My meme competition entry [game]
here come dat boi
Xenforo release countup
50$ Bounty on Joseph_1993
WHAT The fk ? let me now know why u banned me
RSGamers Pardon Request

I'm happy to say I've never sucked a dick

i'm not a cheap whore moh, i'm classy i'll have you know

10/10 would masturbate on again

who did i piss off?
Dunsworth sending infractions
No admins will approve my previous posts.
Member|Newcomer| Etc.
http://www.sythe.org/general-discussion/1948446-why-arcus-isidar-not-banned.html

im a dirty cuck and i offer a new cucky perspective on cases

Zero shit taking policy now in force
Asking for Forgiveness

I don't like anyone I'm a horrible person

When your making big time from scamming
Unrightfully Banned?

I HAVE TO WAIT 6 MONTHS!?!?! I SPENT HOURS ON MY POSTS!!!! ON KING SMILES!!!!! I LITERALLY ONLY BAN EVADED!!!!!!!!!!! THATS FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!!! I GOT A NEW MODEM SO I TRIED TO START A CLEAN SLATE NOW I HAVE TO WAIT 6 MONTHS WHAT THE HECK GUYS!!!!! THAT'S SO FUCKED UP. I'M SO FREAKING SAD RIGHT NOW THATS HONESTLY NOT COOL!!!! I SAID I WOULDNT FREAKING BAN EVADE AGAIn!!!!!!!!!! PLEAE WTF I SENT 25 TO VIDEO ALREADY AND HE HAD TO REFUND. I JUST WWANT TO WORK UP MY SYTHE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!! I DIDNT EVEN MEANT TO BAN EVADE THE LAST TIME I HAD A NEW MODEM SO I JUST TRIED TO START FRESH I EVEN GOT VOUCHES. PLEASE DONT MAKE ME WAIT, I'M LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW. THAT'S SO MESSED UP. PLEASE!!! ILL DO ANYTHING. I WANTED TO GET SYTHE VERIFIED.

Weedgrinder FALSELY BANNED
Swapping 07 & RS3 (SwapRs)
Where did [name here] go?
Hiring Translators
No proof but scammed by Bogla

Its way higher than that.
If I read right, someone donated $5m to sythe alone after hitting the lottery lmao.
I bet you since 2005 its probs close to 500 million.
Theres no way its 30-40m.

I have a velvet wall I do a cart wheel against to wipe myself, feels very fuzzy, but really awkward when you go over a wet spot.

Feeling bold and brash? Support local artisans

i will lactate whenever and however i wish

Yeah, Tmoe won a 38 million jackpot back in 08. He posted here with his lotto numbers as a joke, and said if he won he'd give $5m to Sythe as thanks for all the good times. He won, there was an absolute shit show, the thread must have had 700+ replies. I think the thread was actually deleted by Sythe a couple years ago to make room on the servers, which were ironically all paid for from his donation.
Long story short: Tmoe did it, the site got hugely updated, and the staff was actually getting paid an absurd $27 a hour to moderate the forum under the new regime. It all lasted until 2010 when Sythe ran out of money due to him getting drunk and making random amazon purchases, plus with the addition of Firez to the staff team meant the site was spending thousands just to keep up with his pay.

what about the pornhub search function integrated as part of sythe?

Feeling bold and brash? Support local artisans + http://puu.sh/msyst.png
Feeling bold and brash? Support local artisans
Self Requested Ban.

can ya feel my dick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)?

Got a new seller in town boys
0 vouches YetRsPsGoldSalesOs-ScapeSellingfast sales
Not a scam report
rekface dispute
Blupig & Blupigs Introductory User Spam Forum Protection Services
@superlicious
www.sythe.org/spam-forum/1903765-angling-weird-ass-gnome-thing.html

You're are all perfectly lovely gentlemen and scholars with what i imagine to be bodies chizzled in marbel and I thank you.

Milk
Safakk Try It Over And Over And Over

Alright, I'll fill out the form and send it to you when I get the chance, but in the meantime, do I get a minirank/badge of some sort saying I'm on the team?

Okay mate
im forum addict whats that? u can help?

a Mod should check this out!!

superfluous did NOT tell me to vote yes on his behalf and he CERTAINLY did not give me a handy so that I would vote yes

Reported Post by Goodness me
aaa

the only explanation is you added me on snapchat. I'm also no longer in Orlando nor am I interested in sexual relations with a human, I only fuck cheese graters

no sleep for 36hrs been flyin for 12hrs, just jerked off in an airport bathroom stall

Jim lives in a world with three spatial dimensions and one temporal dimension. He has no need of 9 dimensional concrete.

SUPPORT THE ELEPHANTs

No support, an elephant scammed me for my 12m 07 bank through middleman impostor, would not recommend for OMM.

I don't support elephants their scammers. They eat are threes and shit

Max Pure[80 vouches][SVU]

I want to have sex with my step sister

Perfect Customer Service
http://i.imgur.com/xozL8Lq.png
Allow Ban For Everyone
Role reversal

Can confirm. Peen has grown 18 inches since I first joined in 2007.

Rangestakers4hire

[YOUTUBE]1Pnkl9DOJj4[/YOUTUBE]
nuf said

Bus369. Farewell.
wtf
this is why i have trust issues

Has the hairiest testicles I have ever seen. We were Skype camming, then all of a sudden it was like i was watching Dawn of the Planet of the Apes....!

Pathetic?
Swap gold - best raters

Squid

I Sexually Identify as a Moderator
BitCoin hacked
duhfault not delivering as promised
A couple of things
LazyTom - Ban
s/o superfloos leaking staff only information

Constant disrisepect in othrr place and superNEVERGOTPUSSYINMYLIFEfluous threatening me is fucking bs
I dont feel welcome here

Video's Feedback
A collaboration of Psycho Sales best posts
Retard of the day
person who took a shit most recently has to take a pic of their toilet
http://www.sythe.org/market-discussion/1870950-tortoises-turtles-sale.html
weedgrinder is a scammer
Police Are Tracking Me + G4s

The government is the worst company Corp because the government is what makes other companies "evil". No government means the companies are irrelevant and have no influence on the public so they would be as evil as plankton from SpongeBob Sq pants..

This guy is a scammer
Swaze GFX Shop - CHEAPEST GFX - BEST GFX
someone explain pls

Dear ilovegold69,
What a lovely use of a big black cock. I have thoroughly enjoyed your rendition of the cock overtop the signature chair cat. While it is very creative, I feel like I would enjoy that big black cock more if it were in and around my mouth.
Please reconsider your piece,
Blupig

help plz
where do babies come from?
I turned 15 twenty minutes ago...
A collaboration of Psycho Sales best posts
saint matthew (ft. saint matthew)
http://ww2.sythe.org/real-life-misc...come-sythe-org-staff-member-ascend-admin.html

your dick look like an orphaned baby ostrich

Got scammed. Found his Address. Whats next?
ok.read pls
How to Poop Perfectly
Sythes Latest Couples
Would you scam
Dispute Ban More Evidence (Insane)

Not sure if this is a rant or a pitiful attempt to advertise the sale of your account.
Either way, you should probably keep these two separete.

Thank You!
I Am Very Mad

Vouch, sold him a 12 inch red dragon dildo. It was apart of my prized collection, but he promised to use it often and keep it clean. Good guy, strong character.

How to make the perfect main
TWC for Wise for Refusing to Pay my deposit and agressive behavior?
http://www.sythe.org/digital-curren...ow-make-thousand-money-easily-hot-tested.html

Well i didnt make that account im not thick, im confused as to why superfluous asked me to contact him but when i did he just said no i dont believe you, couldnt he of said that the first time or was it to waste my time and have entertainment? if you really dont think im telling the truth then just decline it. Im not going to waste my time trying to get back to a site if the moderators act like this towards legit players.

Reported Post by DCEloBoosting

HOW WAS I CAUGHT RED HANDED MAY I ASK U FOOLS ITS OBV EVERY SINGLE 1 OF YOU MODS ARE JEALOUS RIGHT NOW NO NEED TO BE BECAUSE LETS PUT IT LIKE THIS MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL: 30K+ SUBS 90% OF THEM USING SYTHE = PLACE THIS ALL ON SYTHE AND JUST SHOW HOW MODS WORK TOGETHER AND GIVE UNFAIR BANS EVERYWHERE
and mr superfluous or what ever ur name is u and video dont have permission to post i want a professional mod on this like Dave or Unbann3d

my skype just got hacked
Vanilla poptart (tehbooks) scammed me of 30m OSRS. [Apprentice user]
http://www.sythe.org/report-scammer/1849830-re-reporting-imagur.html
Reported PM by VikDAkinG

Vouch, this guy has strong moral character - he's been with me crusading against Jews for a while now. Thanks bud.

Place you penis on the keyboard to see how long it is
Draw your penis
What the fuck?
(weird characters here) Thread title template (more weird characters here)
Rats
are you fucking kidding me
[Legit | Wholesome] Top 7 stock picks 2015 - all yours for $25 [Natural | Organic]
New Zealands new flags - help pick the winner

why is a mod removing bad reviews about how he is scamming from his thread but ppl who are vouching for him, one of which is obviously lying by how he responds to ppl saying this guy is a scammer; not get removed. I want my 40m 07 rs gp back from this guy or the $85 I paid for it. This is illegal and this is Fraud.

no my dad use to grab my butt and my penis all the time he used to whisper don't tell mom in my ear every time as he did it not sure why he would say that though since he said it was perfectly normal and nothing wrong with doing it

For some odd reason I don't find this thread convincing

What does the t stand for?

-- UPDATE --
I used him to MM a trade. I found a guy on Craigslist that offered me a Blowjob in exchange for my Xbox. I wasn't sure about this guy, but he explained the process the entire way through. He held my Xbox, then had the guy give him a blowjob to ensure his services were worth my xbox. He gave the guy some advice and sent him my way. I was very pleased with his services. I would use him again.

You dont feel safe in a purchase/deal/trade? No problem i can be a Middleman

Screenshot
Selling Main rs3
It's not exactly the same, but imo it's too close to be a coincidence?

^ user trying to impostor me (?) but spelling his username wrong in the process

the best sex position is the one where the woman is on her side, your best friend is just going at her, and you can hear everything because the walls are so thin

Porkinator IP Check

The justification you provided to selling cracked accounts is pants-on-head stupid. No support

Vouch for super, dropped close to a billion eoc gp and he got me lots of dung tokens fast as well as a boner

Vouch For Time To Buy I Trust Him With My Precious Penis
And I Fucking Love My Penis.

Terms Of Service
i can choose to quit trade and keep funds if i find you disrespectful

youre not fat

is cold shower best shower?

Meanwhile as I google someones skype
My vote for most legit 2015
Can I legally rape geese if the government pay me?
Reported Post by Jack Goff
Apparently I fuck Sythe members.
um lol
Reported Post by stupid
Reported Post by RageMyBank

bamp?

http://www.sythe.org/14665530-post6.html

I am interested, but I'm not I am interested, but I'm not.. :/

The Vemon
Reported Post by XX_PLANKER_xx
[6+ Vouces] 90 Strength / 70 Range / 60 Attack / 1 Defense PURE
Dicing being abused heavily ;p
Re: I almost cried for a second there...
Zuzel111 and leanbean901 caught having gay sex

If im aloud to ask, how much did you have to donate for "Herds"

From my MM thread
wat

Tornstol the Pervert.

On my normal day, doing everything just fine on Runescape having fun. But then all of the sudden, a pickle came to mind. A fat juicy big bite out of that big green sucker sounds really good right now. Thoughts?

A Message To STAUNCH POWER
What Type Of Fruit Are You?
Why I didnt want to join sythe.
What is a vader
king of the oldfags - 2003 user
Nodnarbusn is a ban evader
Amazon Scamming Drug-selling Kingpin in our Presence

It still amazes me how one can even train Lizards to attack certain companies. Like they have to let the lizards out into the building and the lizards have to find there way to the server room and chew all the wires. Crazy.

http://www.sythe.org/sythe-org-support/1782384-use-profanity-allowed.html

rather not. No point flaming people over the internet. People that do are pretty much clear examples of sad virgins

¤°.¸¸.•´¯`»CyberCrime Logo Shop«´¯`•.¸¸.°¤

how can i enter sythe

my sides

Lel we r Lizard squad and we r anonymoose and u shld fkn expoct us.

video

I read the thread.

[CAS] Landocalrissian BAN
Search | Sythe - The Craigslist of Virtual Goods
kingking123 Charge back $24
Srs.
[SUPERFAST] RS3 & 07 MIDDLEMAN | ALWAYS FREE OR CHEAP | Phaty Bets
Luring For Scrubs! [RS]
Selling Chaturbate Tokens {CHEAP} !!!
I was unfairly banned?
Given a trade with Caution?

i want to change my name to fuck

The sun's out here.

I'm the most loved user on sythe.org :love:

ps: yes you can quote this and put it in your signature.

Reported Post by bogdan123

Reported Post by bogdan123

Y u no pm me?

govind and n4n0 infracted me in the late 90s, this coupled with my wife and kids leaving me lead me to creating piss memes up until december of last year. this year i hope to get my life back on track
shawty out-

My stupidity knows no bounds

GodGenesis

Vouch for this guide received my orgasm and spine trauma as promised.

8/10. I told Jack Goff that if he said Groot in response to a report that i would leave until the next year lol totally worth.

Remove a modscore from Zippy
YousuckV2

I fixed your post for you.

Spam

Is this real statistic or someone just made them up can't tell..

help asap please need forum mod or something
hacker got me - help pleasee

I have a strong feeling it's gonna be down to Shin and Darkest Dream in the finals

rs3hot
http://www.sythe.org/donor-lounge/1...-use-another-paypal-account.html#post14338346
mfw
http://www.sythe.org/donor-lounge/1800700-okay-if-i-have-use-another-paypal-account.html

*A sexy duck appears*

its been a year and a half..
Suggestion for new mini rank/rank
we Dominate Your Site.

I agree with cody. You gotta do what your heart tells you to do. Let me tell you somethin' right now. You're only allowed three great women in your lifetime. They come along like the great fighters, every ten years. Rocky Marciano. Sugar Ray Robinson. Joe Louis.*I had one at 16 and I got one now. But after 3 strikes thats it

candidate for the best
boobs

This thread is bad, even by my standards.

Visited the website and became straight again. Thanks OP! My jaw was really getting sore from sucking so many cocks, so this is a big help to me. Vouch.

i can use my 40ft dong to strangle nations

Time To Buy's Questing Service [Best on Sythe]

dude im ready to go full homo for this shit

Where do you see yourself on Sythe in 6 months? 1 year?
This is just advice, yo.
What does psycho sale mean?
superfluous gave me a virus
Scammers on sythe. TRUST ISSUES
are you fucking kidding me
YousuckV2 harrassment/slander/posting personal information ETC..
Hes Scamming Me And Loosing Buyers !!!!!!!
Cant make a sythe account keeps saying username must be atleast 6 characters long
Removal of ban and twc (someone is using my ip)
N4n0
T Raww 187 Scamming me 2$
How real is the butthurt
http://www.sythe.org/14436808-post23.html

Why is Ikov Gp worth more then 07?

RSGP Selling advice (Experts please!!!)
update
Lean Is A Scammer

All this time I thought my vagina was a penis

Stupid People of the Internet
Dawwww I gots Panda..
wat?
???sept=rs07goldsales???
You MUST GO FIRST
Captain & Need staff ASAP very urgent
Reported Post by tazmanian pka
Reported Post by brad799

I'm really tired, and i saw your avatar. I thought it was a still image, but turns out it was a gif. At this time i did not know that. So i freaked out and thought i was tripping. I dropped my laptop cause it scared the shit out of me. You owe me a new laptop. ty<3

Sincerely,
Matt(Excelont)

Hiring workers for my new shop!
VeteranBooster fake vouches
Anyone else
http://www.sythe.org/usernote.php?u=432133
Reported PM by naber31
Jack Sparrows Account Services

Just finished my signature if you're interested.

Reported Post by Joshuaag1234

please do something about him, i thought he was trusted when i saw his 490+ post count but obviously not.

I'd trust Tengauge12 with my balls in one of his hands and a hammer in the other.

Reported Post by bigfiship

 

[Heeatz]

Share the stupidest posts you've come across on Sythe with the exception of OP.

Grounds for stupid posts include:
-Title (see this post for a guide to good titles)
-Content (see below)
-Poster (see this example)

Here are some to start you off:
[6+ Vouces] 90 Strength / 70 Range / 60 Attack / 1 Defense PURE
Dicing being abused heavily ;p
Re: I almost cried for a second there...

5char

 

Anything posted in the spam forum is stewpid

 

[Dom Mazzetti]

 

Ded.jar

 

[Loyal 2 da game]

Re: I almost cried for a second there...

I might never stop laughing at this one.

 

[shawty]

:'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
sadboys2003

 

[Heeatz]

 

[Superfluous]

I was over at a friends house and i saw him put in the milk in the bowl first before cereal. after seeing that I never spoke to him again, and we were no longer friends. A few years later I found out he was convicted of murder. So moral of the story go with your instincts

5char

 

[Xolr]

http://www.sythe.org/showthread.php

 

[Superfluous]

XD, yeah, it is prickly, so be careful, i was hurt many times by my cactus lol

.....

 

[Xier0]

Only Rule: KEEP IT PG LOL.

Waking up right before you nut is the absolute worst

5char

 

[ROUGE TEARZ]

who are your referrals? wouldn't happen to be any of the banned accounts on your ip list?

 

[Superfluous]

http://www.sythe.org/suggestions/1774377-drawn-penises.html but in the best way possible

http://www.sythe.org/report-scammer/1774852-arcus-vidal-scams-me-3000-a.html

 

[T V]

http://www.sythe.org/spam-forum/177...alize-god-clearly-created-all-life-earth.html


for blaspheming bananas

 

[Turmoil_]

http://www.sythe.org/search.php?searchid=2616042

That oughta do it

 

[Superfluous]

Im credible

> joined today
> 7 posts
> posts about himself on a list of impostors
> job well done

 

Any post by Bogdan or Funbox.

 

[Superfluous]

Updated OP for the holidays.

 

[Xier0]

Lmao.