Funny Pick-up Lines

$tom · Nov 23, 2008

Hey Sythe, post you funny/serious pick up lines that you might have made up or some off websites ect.
Rules.

1. No Spamming Please
2. Tell us if you ripped them off a website
3. If you did post a link so everyone can see it

http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/harrypotter.html
there are some really funny ones on there

Post away

ownzr · Nov 23, 2008

heres my made up one from just now!

Are you a knob Jockey? I have a huge, long horse to ride

Ã¢â‚¬Â TysonÃ¢â‚¬Â · Nov 23, 2008

I've been meaning to use this one that i heard on youtube:

Hey is your dad a lumberjack? Because every time i see you, i get wood.

$tom · Nov 23, 2008

haha lol nice, would you like to ride my broomstick?

mod shafig · Nov 23, 2008

Roses are red, voilets are blue. I want to have sex with you

$tom · Nov 23, 2008

lol
this 1 my friend made, his nickname is PK.

Hey pk here, would you like me to freshen your breath?

i lol'd at him when he "attempted" to use it. EPIC FAIL

mod shafig · Nov 23, 2008

I dont know about you guys but if u want to get with a girl, tell her your lvl 138 in rs and got all 99 stats. Hasnt let me down yet

Inventor · Nov 23, 2008

mod shafig said:
I dont know about you guys but if u want to get with a girl, tell her your lvl 138 in rs and got all 99 stats. Hasnt let me down yet

One of those works every time kicks, huh?

Dominick · Nov 23, 2008

I usually just tell her that I have a Christmas Cracker and I want her to "pop-it"

Anti-Virus · Nov 23, 2008

I never use pick-up lines, because normally they fail so badly, and it's a tad annoying when people only use the "online" ones.

(Make up your own ones people, and keep them to yourselves)

Big Bruiser · Nov 23, 2008

#1 Pick up line in all the world:
Does this rag smell like cholofrom?

kamakazy_kid · Nov 23, 2008

when I opened this thread I was hopeing to find some funny pickup lines.
Well some are these are quite good

$tom · Nov 23, 2008

Big Bruiser said:
#1 Pick up line in all the world:
Does this rag smell like cholofrom?

pretty good one there

Anti-Virus said:
I never use pick-up lines, because normally they fail so badly, and it's a tad annoying when people only use the "online" ones.

(Make up your own ones people, and keep them to yourselves)

we are just trying to have some fun and sorry to annoy you and you can make up your own i was just saying you can tell us if you where you got it from...