Tech Pick-Up Lines

[Deacon Frost]

If you can come up with any, post em. Basically, they have to be really geeky/technical, and use double entendres.

Some examples (Posted by me in IRC):

Would you put my local variable into your function so that we can do a method and join a program?

Care to join my array and be a part of my string?

I need to insert a new row into the proverbial database of life, how about you and me get busy programming?

I tried doraw, but it just made me sore!

Post yours!

 

[The Phat Big Kid]

If I could Rearrange the Alphabet like on a keyboard I would put U and I Together

EDIT: Wouldn't this be more for the spam forum?

 

[Alteranz]

If I could Rearrange the Alphabet like on a keyboard I would put U and I Together

EDIT: Wouldn't this be more for the spam forum?

They already are together...

 

[333]

Why don't you come over to myspace face so I can play with your twitter then you can google all over my facebook.

 

[The Phat Big Kid]

They already are together...

abcdefghIjklmnopqrstUvwxyz last time I sang the alphabet they weren't...

 

[333]

abcdefghIjklmnopqrstUvwxyz last time I sang the alphabet they weren't...

He was talking about the keyboard.

 

[The Phat Big Kid]

He was talking about the keyboard.

and I'm talking about the Alphabet cause the pick up line goes:

If I could rearrange the ALPHABET like on the keyboard I'd put u and i together. Haha.

 

[chr1$]

Bill Gates has the best lines:

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LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IM NOW WATCHING THIS FLICk