QUOTES, I need a good one.

[jebckr]

Yea I need a senior quote for the yearbook. It can be funny, serious, morbid, whatever. Post some good ones and I'll tell you'll which one I pick. Thanks.

If a mod would change the mispelling of "quotes" in my title I'd appreiciate it.

 

[hitmanchimp6]

lol help him mod!!!
Anyways, i think the one in my sig is allright. I got a few more... ill post more

 

[hitmanchimp6]

1. "Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"---Edgar Bergen

2. "A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice."---Bill Cosby

hope you like em. Also, got some in Latin. PM me if you don't like these.

 

[dubya]

"A leader is a dealer in hope." - Napoleon

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his." - George S. Patton

 

[Samus]

"Handle every situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it.... piss on it and walk away."

Heh.

 

[hitmanchimp6]

roflol nice one

 

[Blue Eyes White Dragon]

LOL Samus good one.

Here's one of my personal favorites:

"Opinions are like butt holes. Everybody has one, but they all stink"

 

[jebckr]

"Handle every situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it.... piss on it and walk away."

Heh.

Lol, that's my favorite so far. The one from socretes is good too. Keep them comin.

 

[Gamezery]

Here are a few:

» Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
- Ashleigh Brilliant


» It's always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
- Paul Newman


» It's a catastrophic success.
- Fred Grimham


» I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
- Stephen Bishop


» History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
- Abba Eban


» No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.


» I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.


» I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.


» I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.


» I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
- Groucho Marx

 

[Atomic]

Fixed title.

 

[Cruel__Machine]

"Dead girls don't say no."

 

[jebckr]

"Dead girls don't say no."

That's hilarious and disturbing...

 

[juvenilepunk]

"Dead girls don't say no."

Lmfao thats so funny but anyways


"dont look forward what you havnt learned backwards"

 

[jaamal]

Women are like cars they come in all shapes and sizes, but everyone wants a new one.
Jaamal Buskey
(that is mine)

 

[Atomic]

Carpe Diem.

Sieze the day. (In Latin).

 

[Roxy5339]

My favorite is
"The man with the gold rules" -Mr.T

 

[Macroman]

We made it trough the year, But Hell it was tough

 

[Casper14788]

"Have a break..Have a Kitkat" lol

 

[Casper14788]

These are some ok ones

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die."

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings"

 

[jebckr]

Well my personal favorite is the one in jaamal's sig by Marcus Aurelius