Pick up lines.

[Magic Arrow]

What are your favorite pick up lines. I try to make my own.

This is one of my own.
"Have you heard Jay-Z's 99 problems? Mind being my 100th?"

Also, please don't go and Google responses. It just makes you look stupid.

So which have you used.

 

[bad_moose]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a knife now get in the van. Works every time.

 

[Kadaj]

Get your coat - you've pulled.

 

[No Intent]

"I've been looking to employ a new sandwich maker...interested?"

 

Is there a mirror in your pants? cuz i can see myself in them

 

[Sindrefyrn]

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

 

[Rhodesy]

I lost my teddy, can I sleep with you?

 

[Surround Sound]

Roses are red, violets are fine; I'll be the six if you'll be the 9.

 

[drewskyd]

The classic one...say it all the time to ugly chicks for lulz...Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

 

[juvenilepunk]

Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a foot long.

 

[johnty15]

hey, lets fuck.

 

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

 

[awesome11]

can i have yo numba?

 

[BHWU]

If I were dyslexic I'd 96 you.

Bad_Moose's works effectively too.

 

[Blackkk]

him. I found the prefect job for you planting tulips
her. where?
him. on the tip of my dick ;p



tulips = two lips

 

[phinal]

The classic one...say it all the time to ugly chicks for lulz...Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

Lol you got that off of the show "Hannah Montana"


"are u wearing a bra?" "what color?"

 

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

 

[Ganzta-Freak]

"My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?"

 

[once_a_runner]

Did it hurt... when you fell from heaven?

 

[BHWU]

Lol you got that off of the show "Hannah Montana"


"are u wearing a bra?" "what color?"

How do you know? Do you watch Hannah Montana? xD