Rap Battles - Official Thread

[Ryan]

Where's Ryan and R2? I used to enjoy reading these

I snap back faster then raps spat half-hearted
Read a full thread of garbage from since I dearly departed
These guys think they so sick, but they spit too simplistic
Like you can't compare with this, so stop being optimistic
So I drop a new verse and then the thread has been revived
Cause it was dead like an burning candle that was oxygen deprived
Don't ever bother reading the other verses, they're just a waste of time
Cause you spit like Lil Wayne when he was even at his prime. (I hate Lil Wayne, so that is a diss)

 

[Rap Battle MC]

I snap back faster then raps spat half-hearted
Read a full thread of garbage from since I dearly departed
These guys think they so sick, but they spit too simplistic
Like you can't compare with this, so stop being optimistic
So I drop a new verse and then the thread has been revived
Cause it was dead like an burning candle that was oxygen deprived
Don't ever bother reading the other verses, they're just a waste of time
Cause you spit like Lil Wayne when he was even at his prime. (I hate Lil Wayne, so that is a diss)

Yeah thats right im coming after the sythe thread champ
Soon after ill leave the hair on his pillow damp
Bullet in the dark silenced by night
Come in your house fuck your mom by suprise, what a fright
me registering on these forums was your demise, well not quite
A few lines to go before this shit is complete
Sorry for no caps, im not that neat
this was a quick post hope to hear more
Round one for me and you sure to leave me ahead in the score

:L just fucking around i know it sucks but meh it was like 1 min flow

 

[Rap Battle MC]

Damn kid no reply
Or taking long to write i see how you fly
Your on www.dictionary.com looking up rhymes
Im on garage band making beats with chymes
your just a punk ass nerd
Lol rapping is straight freestyle havent you heard?
my rhymes are rough because they are straight from the brain
my hands are tough because i dont grip wood grain
yeah im poor ass shit
had to use my spit
to shine shoes to afford this cpu


Hehe just clowning till you reply

 

[5buxamonth]

im the king ite?
no need to fight
buncha queers
cant drink any beer
cuz i own you all
ill be in the hall
while your waiting to get fame
you mite as well go to the hall of shame
ill rap battle you anyday
even while im gettin laid
ite?

 

[Rap Battle MC]

im the king ite?
no need to fight
buncha queers
cant drink any beer
cuz i own you all
ill be in the hall
while your waiting to get fame
you mite as well go to the hall of shame
ill rap battle you anyday
even while im gettin laid
ite?

God damn kid coming on here trying to spit
Trying act hard and sound legit
Talking about gettin laid
Fuck that money over bitches
Im too busy gettin paid
your rhymes lack sense
My rhymes are whack and dense
Dense means thick if you didnt know
Fucking fist to the dome followed by an elbow
Kid you aint shit give up
I already won and thats wassup.

Trent you just got owned

 

[Oh Bama]

Rap Battle MC?
You wish, Your just a fucking leecher
That eats from a doggy dish
Your never going to reach my status
I'm the BADDEST rapper on this thread
Mommy's calling she wants to put you to bed
I just killed you so get off the thread
Before I come back a hit you in the head

 

[Blak Magik]

Rap Battle MC?
You wish, Your just a fucking leecher
That eats from a doggy dish
Your never going to reach my status
I'm the BADDEST rapper on this thread
Mommy's calling she wants to put you to bed
I just killed you so get off the thread
Before I come back a hit you in the head

wow you suck... here it goes


you obama, your just strange
you a dumb ass dog, theres no need for change
you say your the baddest what a lie
you think your good yourt rhymes are dry
mine are dripping good
betta check me dog im the realiest in the hood
i will murk you dude
this is all for today im not in the mood...

 

[Mr Leety]

wow you suck... here it goes


you obama, your just strange
you a dumb ass dog, theres no need for change
you say your the baddest what a lie
you think your good yourt rhymes are dry
mine are dripping good
betta check me dog im the realiest in the hood
i will murk you dude
this is all for today im not in the mood...

Yo, blak magic, what was that?
You call that a rhyme, your gonna get a smack,
you see your flows are low,
as low as a rhyme can go,
you don't belong in this thread, now shoo, go home,
no need for sulking, go back, practice your poem's,
Mr Leety, thats what you heard,
He coming on through, spitting his words,
your rhymes are dead man, please don't cry,
Do what i said earlier, go and revise.

 

[Oh Bama]

Both of you.
Shut the fuck up
Raps are supposed to rhyme and have rythm
Yours just lack style and aren't worth a dime
My flow is sick and yours is like a hairy dick
Me and you aren't on the same level, I'm above you
I kill you, like I kill the hoes
They owe me money
I have to get my gunney if they don't pay
Me the next day

OWNTD.

 

[Blak Magik]

Both of you.
Shut the fuck up
Raps are supposed to rhyme and have rythm
Yours just lack style and aren't worth a dime
My flow is sick and yours is like a hairy dick
Me and you aren't on the same level, I'm above you
I kill you, like I kill the hoes
They owe me money
I have to get my gunney if they don't pay
Me the next day

OWNTD.

supposed to have rhyme? wheres your at?
maybe you should go read the cat in the hat-and try to learn
how to make two words rhyme
mine aren't worth a dime- you are right
i get real money of this dog ant that tight
get on your level, that'll be hard
i usually dont like laying on the yard.
you are below me so just stop trying
by the time you read this you'll be dieing.

 

[Oh Bama]

Where's mine at?
I've already learnt that.
But not from shits like you, you don't know the difference
between one and two
I am the one you aren't the two. I take up that spot too
I am 1 through 5 I take up it all, I am the king and you are the jester
Get used to it bitch, you are my slave. Return to your cave.

 

[Blak Magik]

if somebody told you you could rap theyd be liein
your straight up whack dog quit trying
you suck thats the end of the story
gimme somebody better your starting to bore me
take up 1-5 you fat ass-i take up one, only the first
you cant get better then me dude, only worse

 

Black Magik? Shit's tragic, I'ma attack it like a savage
Best know I wreak havoc, my cock even spits flames when I wack it
Your style's so cold you gotta hire eskimos to pack it
Spittin' such weak digital text, I'ma need steroids just to fax it

You in the presence of a master, R2Pleasent brings disaster
Offerin' coal clickers a way to obtain their presents faster
What's the matter? And why's your speech so scattered?
You scared to stand beside me, but I guess I should be flattered

 

[kurtika]

Black Magik? Shit's tragic, I'ma attack it like a savage
Best know I wreak havoc, my cock even spits flames when I wack it
Your style's so cold you gotta hire eskimos to pack it
Spittin' such weak digital text, I'ma need steroids just to fax it

You in the presence of a master, R2Pleasent brings disaster
Offerin' coal clickers a way to obtain their presents faster
What's the matter? And why's your speech so scattered?
You scared to stand beside me, but I guess I should be flattered

You may be pleasent, but not in sex
your the reason why you cant do business with FedEx
you mentioning your cock and you say pack it, the only thing you do is jack it
come on R2P we all know you ain't no G
all you do is play runescape your like a wild animal like an ape
we know u no life cant get no pussy, the closest thing you get to sex is rape
the poor girl cant even escape, sythe has put you in bad shape
i saw a video on you called " R2P takes it in the ass for rsgp " caught on tape

 

You may be pleasent, but not in sex
your the reason why you cant do business with FedEx
you mentioning your cock and you say pack it, the only thing you do is jack it
come on R2P we all know you ain't no G
all you do is play runescape your like a wild animal like an ape
we know u no life cant get no pussy, the closest thing you get to sex is rape
the poor girl cant even escape, sythe has put you in bad shape
i saw a video on you called " R2P takes it in the ass for rsgp " caught on tape

Bitch I'm dealin' with so much pussy, best just call me "vet"
Put me next to ten dehydrated models, in a sec they'd all be wet
Ladies love it when I get dirty, they beggin' for a blast of cum
Hell just ask your mom, bitch even requested Will go ass to tongue!

Your mind is basic, I don't farm gold, I ain't got the time to make it,
I abuse the system, so I guess you're right in a sense that I'm a rapist!
Hell even your parents wish their stack compared to mine, just face it
And I got a pic of my girl up, I'd ask for yours too, but you're inclined to fake it!!

 

[Ryan]

R2 is bring it hard! Woooooo!

~Reserved for when I get home~

 

[Xix]

Ryan u spit like u think ur on biotics
While I spit like im hooked on toxics
There aint nothin u can do to a true G
like me while im coming straight from the 818
but still reppin the 213.

 

[Oh Bama]

True G? More like the white Bruce Lee.
Man fuck the 818 and the 213
I rep the 514, which is better than your hometown
By the way 514 is Montreal up here in Canada
No, it isn't cold, its summer, its a bummer that its almost over
I am the next HOVER

Hover = Hova = Jay-z

 

[Mod chris]

Yo yall trying to actohard on a sythe thread?
nigga turn around me and ya moms in the bed.
there aint no competieon so i sit back and get blow
p.s your moms not a hoe its your sister you should be looking for

lol kinda lame havent rapped in a long time

 

[ownermonk]

ok o.o

Good morning crhis, its your time,
Listen up and look to evry line.
Couse this is not going to be a school rap.
No im a gboy that will stay strap
In evry hood, even if i was a crip i could play poker with a blood
so i jusy hope you understooth, im fly
my rhymes are hot and you cant deny
Im the boy that can do anything
I put your mom on my block with nothing on buy a gstring
i make her sell her ass and get my dope
don't try to dis me back becouse thats a fucking joke
and if you wana be a joker then i show you what i can
i will fuck you up like the joker in batman

you're a ho, wil.ling to be my fo
but you dont know what i do with ho's
i put them in a house, full of these bitches
yeah that is what i do with wanabe snitches
cuz you cant snitch me and if you do i dis for free
<3