Rap Battles - Official Thread

[Oh Bama]

Yeah well now I'm back
Gonna jump in on this track
Getting my theiving levels
Gonna beat the desert treasure
Gonna barrage your ass
Gonna end up in a cass-ket!
Fuck it man your already dead
When I dds you in the head!
Making an obby mauler pure
Hes gonna maul you turn up the vol-ume
I'm hear now, rappin on this beat
Bitch you should be the one taking the
mother fucking seat!!!!!
GET AT ME DOGGGGGS

 

[Putther]

both u guys think u can rap? ur just 2 white men singing crap.

You cant rap ya'll r mother fucking studio gangstas cuz when come

out ima shoot u like bustas. u niggaz suck at rapping cuz i just got signed by

defjam like what happend? you niggaz are fake shit trying to get street cred

but when u go outside u see a bloodshed thn u run back inside. you guys

cant do shit ur a bunch of pussy white men, compton all day till gods dead.

Not racist once again.

 

[Oh Bama]

Ok, I'm going to end this once and for all
You and your mom, your both fucking cows
Just go back to fucking LAOS
Thats near thailand, I don't think your going to go back there
Too much polution, wearing a mask will running in the olympics.
NIGGA I AM THE OLYMPICS, EVERY GOLD MEDAL COMES TO ME.
Take the silver and the bronze, you need it for that bitch ass family
I just ended all this shit, now fuck off before I fire you, I'm the MOTHER FUCKING BOSSS



ENDED THIS MOTHER FUCKING BEEF BITCHESSSS GET AT ME DOGSSSSS

 

[Putther]

Fuck you oh bama u just a punk ass nigga saying oh mama when i come thru ur hood u n ur niggas run then i be comming up to ur house like ur moms job is done. Dont be rapping with this fucking shit ass lines i fucking rape ur mom and ur sister in time. Im never late i stay with the flow fuck the olympics and fuck ur bro. Ill keep ur ass and ill make u die ill shoot ur ass down like a chicken pot pie nigga u cant hurt me ill murder u ill cook u up like a niggas pay day

 

[kesto]

I think all of you really need to watch your mouth
Before i come over there with soap and clean em out

Putther hell yeah the lakers are nice
But your as black as colin powell and condoleezza rice

And oh bama you talk a lot of shit
fucking with me? your gonna get ripT

And you fucking fags saying i want sreet cred?
Nah all im doing is murdering your asses on this thread
And like j holiday ill put your moms to bed
And she will be yelling kesto yeah thats what she said

Go ahead oh bama call the feds
Ill fill you and there asses up with led

 

[Putther]

kesto fuck u dont be dissing me ill fucking cook u up and bake u like swiss cheese fucking punk ass bitch tryna beat my click u cant do shit cuz ur about to get clicked. fuck this thread ill murder u for real and ill choke u and ur dad like cereal. U anit no rapper i got cred u found that shit from under ur brothers bed. fuck j holiday all he had was 1 song he ruined his chance when fat joe got him a new thong. he anit put no one to bed he only got rapped by 4 men and shot in the for head. u cant do shit and i may be black but ur a white man with no gangster act. dont be talkin shit cuz im bout to bounce back and beat ur ass with a mother fucking money stack bitch.

 

[kesto]

did you just rhyme for real with 4 real?

nuff said not worth my time

 

[Putther]

No just read it now and i made a mistake when typing it

 

[kesto]

How does choking me and my Dad like cereal make any sense?

And who the fuck bakes swiss cheese?

You rhyme like you were dropped on your head when born
You fucking psycho beating off to mentally retarded porn

Now imma break it down for you so you can understand
You shouldn't be rapping you should be in a boy band

Are you dumb? You fucking tool
What did you do? Drop out of elementary school?

Or maybe your still in second grade
Or 30 years old still not laid

Dude how the fuck can you diss my rap?
When you have to park in fucking handicap.

 

[Putther]

i dont watch retarded porn thats ur dads job after his husband got bored. so fuck u i anit in no white ass band when im about to break ur hand like a fucking rubber band u anit shit to me u a punk ass bitch ill kick ur ass and take ur bitch. i just dissed ur rap cuz its as bad as oh bamas rap and its time to cook crack cuz u in the basic learning of rap u worth nothing u wont make it anywhere cuz jim jones was in harlem like this nigga must be scared. when you i read ur rap i thought u were a black guy rapping but in the end i knew ur were a white man singing. u pussy ass nigga leave this topic cuz u shit and ur boyfriend soulja boy had nothing to say about it.

 

[kesto]

--------i just dissed ur rap cuz its as bad as oh bamas rap and its time to cook crack cuz u in the basic learning of rap--------

--Your rhyme is rap, rap, crack, rap. And this is really a waste of my time and energy because in all honesty your no good.--

First of all what the fuck have you been smoking
You against me you have to be joking

Haha i laugh cause your raps are at a low level
So low that its lower than the devil

And dog im a beast don't get it twisted
like batman mafucker i have no limits

And im not sure did you call my dad gay?
Little boy you better watch what you say

Thats not possible cause i have a mom to
Well when you were born your mom was on shrooms

Maybe thats why your brain is non existent
Your lines make mines look exquisite

And where did you get the impression that i was white?
Next time do your research im out gooodnighttt

 

[Shredderbeam]

I don't like rap.
It sounds like crap.

Jesus Christ I'm a fucking prodigy.

 

[Jesse]

I don't like rap.
It sounds like crap.

Jesus Christ I'm a fucking prodigy.

I lol'd.

 

[Putther]

you rhymes are wack u anit no black guy u a white man on crack. u cant compete with me u anit no fucking beast batman laughted at u when he saw the way u eat. u anit nothin u a fat peice of shit u cant tell me what ill say cuz ill beat ur ass n throw u in a pile of hay. u punk ass bitch keep complaining on how this is a waste of ur time leave da room bitch cry and die. you say my raps are at a low level the only low thing around here is ur height its like a picnic table u anit shit on me, ur fat and ur short go loose same weight and maybe ull fit into last years shorts.

 

[kesto]

First of all im 6'2 170 pounds
And thats pure muscle so ill lay your ass to the ground

Thats okay throw me into a pile of hay
It's a comfortable place to lay

And im as short as a picnic table?
Well at least my rhymes spit truth yours just fables

As you crumble beneath my feet
Ill treat your acne nerd face with some skeet
And you can be my bitch parrot like pete
And you do what i say, so take a seat

You fail at this rap game so why do you try?
Its cause you have nothing else to do with your time

I'm on crack? Well your a crack baby
No wonder why your mentally crazy
Your rap flow doesn't phase me
And im tired of this shit maybe its cause im lazy

 

[TrIggA]

you rhymes are wack u anit no black guy u a white man on crack. u cant compete with me u anit no fucking beast batman laughted at u when he saw the way u eat. u anit nothin u a fat peice of shit u cant tell me what ill say cuz ill beat ur ass n throw u in a pile of hay. u punk ass bitch keep complaining on how this is a waste of ur time leave da room bitch cry and die. you say my raps are at a low level the only low thing around here is ur height its like a picnic table u anit shit on me, ur fat and ur short go loose same weight and maybe ull fit into last years shorts.

You little bitch you're hurting my eyes
Come to the house of rap - where you ill baptise
You demise the meaning of style
you deny the being of vile

You have no bars since its all right der
flushed on the page like u just dont care
they call me manic so be aware
beware of kesto - he'll leave you in despair

Blud, blud, dont make me draw for da mace
and if you dont stop acting all dat/
Ill definately smash yo'r face

I didnt bother to read your shit
Cos I cant benefit from poop in transit

Go back to doing what u do best
I suggest, you take a test and then
u can stand and challenge the blessed
lb on lb of weight upon my chest
muscle and hatred pulling on my vest
Bitch let go, you've lost this motherfucking contest.

 

[Putther]

Edit: Sorry I Lagged

 

[Putther]

trigga fuk u go suk a dick u from east london fully of pussys n shit. u suck at rapping u cant compete singing that shit ass grime it sounds like cryme tyme when its money time. i like ur grammar musta took a while keep practicing bitch it will take a while till u rap like me ur lines are are crap its like dave chappelle was on crack. I already stand the challage my challage is u think i won cuz u sweating on shrooms. you anit won no contest you beat me in a race i beat u in the war and i came in first place.

 

[Putther]

EDIT: orry I Laged

 

[TrIggA]

I dont know what type of pussies youve seen
Down in east london, guns are carried by guys that are thirteen
These pussies will strip you and beat you,
Dont think its a dream, its not what it seems
You are dutty - you're the disease, im the vaccine
Getting rid of you is only possible by blowing you to smithereens

singing? rapping? what the fuck for?
stinging... fapping beat your ass outside the door
to your house, with your dad filming, your mum crying
Bloody nose and slit wrists - bleedin and dying.
Begging for mercy from this east London sighting
Come to the West Dungeon and strike your ass wid lightning

My grammar is natural - its a worst emcees dream to have good bars
carrying a hammer, alongside my spanner to come and give you scars
I really dont like your manner
ill be the stunna whilst you'll be the runner
from then on everyone'll know im gonna
come to you and break your tone
leave you bruised and all alone
Your mummsie screws at you when u get home
"Your fathers' upstairs just waiting to get blown"

You see When I spit my lines
I stop, and think with my brilliant mind
im a talented guy
like einstien and eminem combined
dis time better cos im refined

I throw my bars and cause confusion
Leave my scars and breed illusions
Im the clever one - bruv no exclusion
Braking down waste now thats profusion.
Haha, i guess dats my conclusion