Rap Battles - Official Thread

You call that rap?
Thats just a buncha crap
Just give me the mike
You and me aint alike

I'm here to win
Check out my grin
I'm not like them
I'm the next Eminem

This battle is done
Looks like I won
Better be here next time
And you better learn how to rhyme

Pretty new to rap battles, one of my first ones, through this together pretty fast, anyone help/comment?

Rs Emperor

 

Well I would answer but you didn't diss me, you started off fine but then it feels like you skipped the whole diss/insult part. Like the rap starts and then it just ends.

L O L
Reading that felt like hell
Your rhymes got no flow
Unlike your rhymes
Mine are pro

You want me to check out your grin?
Now that's just a sin
Look at your face
That shit looks like it's not even in place
Someone needs to beat that shit down
Beat it with a mace
You?
your just a disgrace
I know it's hard embrace
Staring at me
Making your face look like a blank space

You think the battle is done?
You think you won?
If I were you
I'd run
Before I take out my gun
Make you get down on your knees
Just like a nun
Fuck your mom
Make another son
Touch her lips
Call her hun
Give it to her in her bun


Now you know who your messing with?
My raps the shit
Unlike your filth
Get off this thread
Before you get embarrassed
Running away
Trying to hide the red
Come back and your gonna find yourself dead
And once again
Your mom in my bed
Come one, go along
Go ahead
LOL
Nuff said.

 

So if i say alot of stuff about fucking moms and whatnot and become a hardcore gangster thats rap? c'mon dude anyone would agree i murdered you. its plain and simple dude. theres more than 1 kind of rap style try to learn a few than come back and tell someone that he cant rap xD

 

Yeah totally.

Your essays are awesome!

Fucked your mother
Had no rubber..?
How do you feel about havin another brother?

I WIN

 

Is that my rap your dissin'
Well thats your girl I'm kissin'
Must be my words your reminiscin'

The best rapper is me
They call me 'the emcee'
Listen to the crowd, they certainly agree
Rappin is as easy as one, two, three

You must be a rookie
I suggest you play hooky
You can't even speak
Your rhymes are pretty weak

The crowd is in my favor
Callin' me their savor
Your disses are lame
You think this is a game?
Only got yourself to blame

Now the gun is on you
What will you do?
You should just quit now
So I can take my bow

Respond if you dare
Remember your in my lair
In a week, I'll be a millionaire
and you will be at home playing solitaire

Beat that Fatih

 

The gun is on me?
If I were you I would just flee..
Maybe go jump into the sea?
I can count too
One, two, three

The crowd is in your favor?
Your raps are shit
They need a saver
Saving them from you is doing them a favour


My raps are tasty
Each line is a different flavor
If I were you
I would stop being a hater
Compared to your raps
Mine are greater


This rhymes that I spit
Make you wanna quit
You can't take it no more
Just like your mom can't take my dick rubbing against her clit
Oh yeah, it just won't fit
After I'm done with her she won't be able to sit


My lyrics are legit
You know it's true so why don't you just admit?
So why don't you get on your knees and just submit?
I'm going to tear you apart
Bit by bit
And don't even try to throw a fit
Your just gonna end up getting hit

beat that?

 

Your rhymes are ugly
But, your mom is snugly
The crowd is bouncing up and down
From this beat I'm bringing to town

Look at your face, I can see that frown
Makes you look like a clown
Look at your feet
They are as wide as a street

My beats are nice
want some advice
I don't want to say it twice
Your walking on thin ice

This is my last time
I'm going to flip this dime
Heads I win, tails you lose
I'll jump in your shoes
I'd leave, don't want to get a bruise

So you better leave
The crowd is chantin' "Steve, Steve, Steve"
Don't be so naive
Thats it I believe

 

Lol that was horrible it was to simple, had a little flow but nothing complicated or something worth while, its like the same thing in all your disses. xD

keep working on it

 

Rap is supposed to be simple and when you battle someone you try to diss them so I must have done a good job.

 

YOU A PIECE O' SHIT
SUCK ON MY ... ARM PIT

AND YO MAMAS CLICK

word out im really black
just kidding i could use shellaq

 

Your rhymes are great
Zero is what they rate
Do you know how to spell?
Your rhymes make me want to go to hell
WRITING IN ALL CAPS IS COOL
Do you even go to school?

Just go home, no one likes you
Do me a favor and say hi to the boo
Tell her you failed in your debut
She'll then say adieu

Bye.

 

Gf bro..

Like how you took my line in there. XD It's cool.

 

I'ma take the stand, gotta have some redemption
Put ya' hand in ya' pocket, that rap sheet you be fishin'
A dry spell is what you got, what I got, you be quenchin'
Thought I should mention, you need my permission
To rap on my thread, yeah, you should be flinchin'

Rappers gettin' tired of me, Fuck wit em' like rough sodomy
Think to rap back, but look ahead n' see the future side of me
Responders seem high to me, fuck it, i'm a prodigy
Take aim, headshots like photography, say cheese, Game.

 

What line did I take from you?

Rs Emperor

 

little wayne got locked up
all these bitches got shocked up

what now what i do
no more king fucking who
will take the crown of the rappa's
well it will be cha'boy lapaaaaa-----ras
yeah pokemon kick ass
if you mess with me ill make a pass
with hyrdo pump

 

Zero is what they rate and they make me go to hell.

And @ everyone battling with me, I'll respond sometime next week, I'm not home this weekend that much.

 

Fatih, so many of your statements are wrong.
You said rap's supposed to be simple? Are you kidding? I don't know what sorta
rap has influenced you, probably lil wayne or similar, but that is just ridiculous for someone to say that.

You're trying to say that you're the one that knows how to rap and people
should take your advice, I can tell you're new to this and already you're cocky
and think you're the best.. Seriously, you're nowhere near. You haven't won any
battle I've read. It'll take me like 10 mins to murk everything you've written..

Your verses aren't verses, they're like dot points, you have like 5 words max
in your lines.


Every once in a while there's always some cats like you
Givin' out false advice like, "this is what you should do!"
You can't fuck with this, face it, you don't have the calibur
But begin if you like coz I'm known for my endless stamina
But dude, read over ya rap's, they're fuckin' basic son!
No Multi's, no flow or skill but yet ya number 1 *sarcasm*
Man I'm just havin' some fun, without ya talk about guns
You're a rich white cunt wishin' you came from the slum
I only come as up front,
So it's true when I say this battles over before it begun
But I'ma keep burning you bitch like you fell asleep in the sun
You have no chance with me, when I'm advancin', B!
If we were pickin' sides you'd be on the "Can't Handle It" team
I'm on the Master rhyming of schemes,
And for you I'm writin' it mean
I'm comin with sick shit YOU only see in ya dreams

 

Stop hatin on wayne...

Keep ya' raps quiet, before it gets violent
Before I beat a white man down and cause a riot
Promotin' violence, the beat down's timeless
Keep ya' mouth open ya' bound to get guided
Straight to hell, God ain't ya' mutha fuckin' pilot
Had to make the sky lit
Get ya' shit fit, call ya' click bitch, say you gonna leave me in a ditch
Quick, better calm down, before you make my trigga finga itch
Shit gets real, don't fuck with me, i'll turn ya' skin the color teal
With the steel ready to kill, behind the back, so when I don't feel
Bitches that show no respect to the main meal
Now bow down before the devil and I make a deal

 

How many times do I have to fuckin' say this
Count me as one of ya haters,
Coz if that's the type of shit you spit, you'll never reach my favourites
God forbid that though, coz the gayness would overtake the playlist
And I'll hate on fakers and wankstas as much as I want to
Trust you to stick up for dudes who rap about shit they haven't gone through
Fatih and Wayne? I honestly can't even explain
The only answer for that is to label you as 'clinically insane'
I get ya Jumpin' Round so call me the House of Pain
You can't fuck with this game, Coz ya known for spittin lame
The only way people like you is coz ya always givin praise
But then you decide to hate,
Mood swings back and forth like a mother fuckin relay race
Please refrain from bein fake, your fam's filled with wealth bitch
Ya dick's the hardest shit that you have ever fuckin dealt with!

You're better than I remember you being, like you've improved. Good Stuff.

 

Im going to pop a Cap lock in all your asses.