Rap Battles - Official Thread

Head bitch back with a vengeance.
Raange, you better watch out, 'cause bombs is what I'm sending.
You had your title for a 'lil bit, but I'm done.
No more lendin'.
Better run, for you meet my back hand slap.
Forever pimpin'.

Hit'cha with a little taste.

 

In a slow speed.

Put the gun to ya' head (Aye)
Pull the trigger til ya' dead (Aye)
Make sure the mag get's fed (Aye)
Ya' click'll get sprayed (Aye)
Don't fuck with the bread, or you'll become the bread
Put into the heat to clear our sheet from the feds (Aye)
Make the ashes ya' bed, make death n' you wed
In ya' heart will go the lead, from me death, you can't fled
Don't forget what I said, don't forget to take ya' meds
Or ya' scalp'll turn to red




:huh:

 

You sent little, so I'ma give a little back
Just a few lines to straight up murk this plain wack
Strip you of ya credibility like you just had ya chain snatched
Read over my shit, WARNING, you can't deal with insane raps!

Lol, just a short battle.

See where I'm from, we don't require guns to harm
It's all about up and close and for me it works like a charm
Coz I, spit lyrical and back it up in the physical
Until we meet in real life, I'ma bet ya talk is fictional
No doubt, but dude, that's not what rap is about
Ya career's goin nowhere like Homer Simpson on the couch
I'ma go ahead and quote Game coz "I'm the rapper with clout"
You think rap's for you? I think you should take another route

 

Anyone want to battle me?
Unless someone posts a rap before me, I'll edit this post

Rs Emperor

 

Dont start with that fake ass shit
you know you use guns just a little bit.
And you being physical? i think its the opposite
Your nice comfy computer chair is where you sit
I find it humorous that you think your hard
especially over the internet, you retard
And it aint cool dissin homer
even he's more successful than you so move over
Rap isnt for you get it out of your head
Don't even try to respond and get the fuck off this thread

First one, first attempt... Don't hate. Now that I read over it, it sounds lame as hell.

 

I dunno what you're on son, but you're too contradictin'
While ya scriptin', and spittin' you forget what was previously written
Haha look, you told me I use guns and then you labelled me a pussy?
I don't use guns but I can murder all ya lyrics if you push me
I most definitely got ya hooked see
I know it's not fair for me to battle all these rook-ies, But I,
Know no better, lookin' to completely dominate this settler
Admit that everybody outside of this site fails to respect ya

Pretty weak. =\

 

Raange pur3, your just anotha' one of them noobs, 624 posts and your still a jew, you can't beat my crew, number 1 all the way through, I'm gonna beat your ass until your dad threatens to sue! Yo, it says your rank is a forum addict, when it should really be a gay porn addict, by the way you may not have guns, but your sister said my dick weighed 5 tons. I don't think your hitpoints can take much more, so I'm gonna end this rap with your mom's a whore.

 

All I really have to say is, Man, shut the fuck up
Ya just another fake rapper tryin to talk it up tough
You even know that ya first round was bluff..
Yo, You can't harm me kid
You better disarm me quick coz I don't need an army bitch,
To demolish the scripts that ya fuckin tryin' to spit
That shit looks like an essay more than it'll ever look like a diss
You don't want it with this, you have no fuckin strategy
Right now ya wishin that you never started to battle me
Just another fatality, you shoulda realised reality
And that is that I run this thread, everyone fails after attackin' me

 

Your shit is bleak,
You're a runescape geek,
Don't act tough
Cause I bet you aint buff,
Get real for the hardcore stuff..
I'm smarter than you because that's the way it is
When your girl sees my crew it makes her Jizz
I slapped your weak ass down
Your response was a frown
I gave you a talk
We went for a walk
I grabbed your shoulder and it was lame
but then all of a sudden, you grimaced as you came.
I laughed and said "Get out of this thread"
Runescape Pimps are better off dead.

 

Hey, your real mature
Lay off my boy pure
The way you rhyme
Should be considered a crime
You failed the quiz
You don't even know what a rhyme is
You need to go back to class
I'll be getting your girls ass
O wait, thats your girl?
Nevermind, one look and I wanna hurl
Ya think your a pimp?
Ya look more like a shrimp
Do you hear the crowd?
Wait, what? I can't hear you, they're so loud
Looks like I won
Sorry, your career is done.

Threw that together in a few minutes
Rs Emperor

 

Yo Guineapigcal, hold my shit,
And excuse me while I make quick work
Of this guy and his spit'
The only thing your emperor of is emperor of dicks
You should just go back to screwin' your gay friend Nick
You'll never get laid, just by that 65 year old maid Jade
Only reason that happens is since you offer to pay
I run this thread so enjoy your stay, but don't get a temper,
Everyone's welcome except Rs Emperor.

 

That was some of the stupidest shit that I've ever heard in years
Congratulations faggot, you got me bleedin' out my ears
A verse about dicks and gay guys? No wonder you could spit to it
Cause it's not him who's the homo, you're the one who's actually into it
Your rhymes are so wack, I really should just forbid it
Cause now when they ask who killed the thread, everyone can say you did it
Drop the mic and step out, talent's something that's vital
Come back and call me out when you can drop this shit like I do

 

You can't spit man, you have no flow
You have to face the fact that your lyrics blow
One look at my rhymes, it'll make you grow
Get low cus I'm dropping my shit like a pro
I got your fans looking at me with a golden glow
My rage is filled with a desire to know
how you make a living rapping like a poisoned crow
So get the fuck back, before you get hurt
You might as well put on that pink skirt
Cus' you're are labeled a dumb ass pervert
And along with that, if your gonna fight back, be prepared to have a mother fuckin' anxiety attack.
This thread isn't for you, so just leave now
Cus every time you spit, Im gonna butcher you like a cow.

 

I'm about to lay this cat down coz he's made a mistake
You shoulda kept ya mouth shut and fuckin realised ya place
Decidin' the fate for these fakes is the most fun that I make
Coz I, engage and lyrically rape these kids for steppin on my stage
I'm in a rage... Castin' embarrassment,
For this lame who's too cocky and arrogant
Sayin outrageous statements, too ridiculous for me to fathom it
I'm sorry brutha, you want the title but you won't be havin' it
Truthfully? You know you wouldn't beat me in a physical
Neither lyrical coz you can't even synchronise all ya syllables
It's pitiful, Never get too much applause they tend to lavish it
You can forget about this competition, you'll never be matchin' it

 

im a cat
i am from a hat
im sam sam i am
i love spam
grams and hams
too many grams
of green eggs in my tummy
i just dont know why
they are soo yummy
theres a party in my tummy

 

Yo Ryan' you think you hard?
i bet your a lard,
ill knife you, leaving you scarred
with a shard of glass
me and my crew pass tha grass,
your crew are all punks
more peaceful than monks
we'll end you with a 1-2
Yo ryan i may be new, but fuck you.




-I dont mean it, i love you. :love: ^_^

 

You all on this forum think your sick,
so ima go ahead and give you a lyrical lick,
Nerds,Geeks Sad is what you are,
You see i dont play games so ima go far,
When your on here trippin on the curb,
im out trippin but im on the herb,
Damn these nigga's is lame,
but you'll see a hero and you'll know his name
oo ooh ah ah ima change the game,
You see im the one with the biggest fro
Going as far as i can go,
i smoke to get high cause the world is so low.

Now i should be the last to post,
because like 2pac biggie em and dre im upon the best so go ahead and leave this shit today, Ok?

 

Congratulations little johnny; if you try harder you can impress your mommy.
Your like a girl with a missed period . No flow. You get a special package yet no delivery.
Try changing adjectives into verbs and make a sentence put it all together into words.
Your a faggot just look at your avatar; you like to airbend when you see guys get a hard on
I get in your head and leave a c4, this not call of duty you cant hide or seek whore.
Get off the thread press the big red x cause your faker than a big blank check.

 

spittin like he has game
from the pits of ghetto to shots of fame
thinks he's better never be the same
but fell down just as fast as danity kane
ear drops couldn't save my ears from pain
thinks his lyrics make him feel sane
but to my eyes they need a cane
i'm pin number one in my bowling lane
never have never will hear his name
smokes to get high cause the world is so low
but doesn't know he's on cudi's dick like solo dolo
how low could you go with your flow
if told to write something real you wouldn't know
1..2..3 i'll let you go
but if you listen to me the pockets grow
genius thinks he's sick
I is up the lyrics lick
but they be all over cudi's dick
the clock is clicking tick tick tick
time is over 2pac biggie dre are sick
tolerance level just hit the floor
if i saw your face knuckles would be soar
contradicting verses i'd like to hear what they say
go listen to cudi and like him go fly up up and away..

 

shut up you suck just learn to rhyme
you sound like a girl doin hip hop shine
im sittin here at my computer trying to fine
there is a plate on my desk I want to throw at you
the stuff that you say sounds like 1970s poo
but sythe's the place were i want the stuff to do
where im sittin here on my comp trying to block you
the stuff that comes out of my keyboard is something to chew
i like rasins, carmel, chocolate and a bottle of coke
dont try to rhyme back or you'll start to choke
the choking will be loud but not as this sound
im makin this rap just to show you lameness of me
but this rap makes no sence as you can probably see
im ending this rap with the chicken and gravy
the kfc burger is the thing for my favy
i like burgers with fries but that's for fats
im gonna end this right now to see the stats