Rap Battles - Official Thread

[Arya]

shut up you suck just learn to rhyme
you sound like a girl doin hip hop shine
im sittin here at my computer trying to fine
there is a plate on my desk I want to throw at you
the stuff that you say sounds like 1970s poo
but sythe's the place were i want the stuff to do
where im sittin here on my comp trying to block you
the stuff that comes out of my keyboard is something to chew
i like rasins, carmel, chocolate and a bottle of coke
dont try to rhyme back or you'll start to choke
the choking will be loud but not as this sound
im makin this rap just to show you lameness of me
but this rap makes no sence as you can probably see
im ending this rap with the chicken and gravy
the kfc burger is the thing for my favy
i like burgers with fries but that's for fats
im gonna end this right now to see the stats

All this talk about spittin'.,
Well, shit, I guess I'm throwin' up.
Might as well leave, 'cause against me,
You'll never be sure enough.
See, Lord, I know what you thought,
But my flow is inconceivable.
I'm the mother and father of this thread,
I'll be conceiving you.

 

[R2Pleasent]

Arya, who "ARE YA", lost ya touch like Vince CARTER,
Mother and FATHER? You ain't parental, just a BOTHER,
I flow these words like WATER, swim through em like an OTTER,
When I challenge ya, you duckin' like you play for the DODGERS

 

[Ryan]

Arya, who "ARE YA", lost ya touch like Vince CARTER,
Mother and FATHER? You ain't parental, just a BOTHER,
I flow these words like WATER, swim through em like an OTTER,
When I challenge ya, you duckin' like you play for the DODGERS

Correct me if I'm wrong. This was based on the beat of "Buffalo Bill" from The Refill?

I could be way off >.<

 

[Quiit_Hatin]

Ay Ay Ay Ay...


Your a fat fuck
Your a fat fuck
Shit everybody knows that
Your a fat fuck

Bitch, I will fuck you up
So why don't you shut the hell up?

Bitch, you think your better then me,
But when I wanna fight you, you run away yelling Tee Hee!

When someone wants to fight you, you run away
Running from New York, all the way to L.A.

When you run, you bounce up and down
Thats when everybody laugh's, even the whole town.

Nobody likes you so why not get the hell out
When ever you fall down you make a girl shout

Bitch you know this rap is about you
So why not go stress out and take a big doo doo.

You think you can rap, but that aint all
You also think that your fucking tall

People think that your an oversized oompa loompa
Bet this is true, your name can now be poompa

When you fall you roll down the hill
It seems like your going to roll over people and your going to kill.

 

[&#9612;Weš &#9612;]

Ay Ay Ay Ay...


Your a fat fuck
Your a fat fuck
Shit everybody knows that
Your a fat fuck

Bitch, I will fuck you up
So why don't you shut the hell up?

Bitch, you think your better then me,
But when I wanna fight you, you run away yelling Tee Hee!

When someone wants to fight you, you run away
Running from New York, all the way to L.A.

When you run, you bounce up and down
Thats when everybody laugh's, even the whole town.

Nobody likes you so why not get the hell out
When ever you fall down you make a girl shout

Bitch you know this rap is about you
So why not go stress out and take a big doo doo.

You think you can rap, but that aint all
You also think that your fucking tall

People think that your an oversized oompa loompa
Bet this is true, your name can now be poompa

When you fall you roll down the hill
It seems like your going to roll over people and your going to kill.

Check it out

These lines smash down
like subliminal grimes
to empty headed times and minds
to uneducated fools to promiscuous fiends
faking their shit hiding behind the "ghetto signs"
rapping real like they have real lines
like the life they live are harsh times
prob to much of a weak bitch to sell a dime

Too dipshit bordered
to realize a fact
new york is all itself intact
never to be abandoned for the C.A. L.A.
don't forget that it's N.Y.C all day
from ghetto pits to east coast rhymes we make our own way
not a day to intertwine with the west coast shit card
don't ever forget that new york goes hard

Not yet ready to commit
but so far fully lit
ready on full impact ready to hit
if there was a bitches shoe i bet your foot would fit

efficiently calculated wanted to stop being hated
but rhymes smashed too hard left him jaded and faded
too much trouble for mind needed to be sedated
this tunnels falling apart needs to be gated
at the end of this shit you were officially annihilated
knowing in your mind you wish this shit was never created

from the top of world to a broken down hero
felt his heart boosting up felt like de niro
best performance in years but still shit below zero

can't wait for the comeback scheme
ready for new lines ready to redeem

 

[Quiit_Hatin]

Check it out

These lines smash down
like subliminal grimes
to empty headed times and minds
to uneducated fools to promiscuous fiends
faking their shit hiding behind the "ghetto signs"
rapping real like they have real lines
like the life they live are harsh times
prob to much of a weak bitch to sell a dime

Too dipshit bordered
to realize a fact
new york is all itself intact
never to be abandoned for the C.A. L.A.
don't forget that it's N.Y.C all day
from ghetto pits to east coast rhymes we make our own way
not a day to intertwine with the west coast shit card
don't ever forget that new york goes hard

Not yet ready to commit
but so far fully lit
ready on full impact ready to hit
if there was a bitches shoe i bet your foot would fit

efficiently calculated wanted to stop being hated
but rhymes smashed too hard left him jaded and faded
too much trouble for mind needed to be sedated
this tunnels falling apart needs to be gated
at the end of this shit you were officially annihilated
knowing in your mind you wish this shit was never created

from the top of world to a broken down hero
felt his heart boosting up felt like de niro
best performance in years but still shit below zero

can't wait for the comeback scheme
ready for new lines ready to redeem

Naw Naw Naw check this out.


Aye

Everytime you go to get in your PJ's,
Your just getting ready for a mouthfull of BJ's.

You think you can rap,
All you do is sing a little dap dap.

You probably get your shit from google, so shut the hell up
Ill beat your ass so it sticks up like Pizza Hut.

Ill break you ass
Break it like its weak ass glass.

Dont mess with me
All you do is like to take little Tee Tee's

Oh look, you hit puberty;

Your vagina dropped!
When it dropped it bubbled till' it poped.

Your vagina is everywhere, go pick it up
Yea yea thats your vagina, Yup Yup.

 

[t i wtf i t]

aint done this in a while


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what was that shit that you tried provokin that kid wit
its kid shit
i aint even been wit it for last 4 months an i still spit it
as for the pussy poppin i think ill still hit it
as for your next post try to get real wit it
you be a window lookin like steel hit it.

 

[FireZ]

I'm now on sythe, I'll make you my bitch



I killin you lyrically
realistically
I never bring less than the best of me
you spew dat bullshit desperately

Why da fuck I need practice?
Cuz what I got you bitches lack it

Anyways who cares about practice
I fucked your mom and your still not in my bracket.


I&#8217;m taking my funk and feeding my fanatics
Another display of skillz and tactics


They call me Firez and I'm on fire
Burn your ass when you make a wrong turn
Smack u around like my bitch and make you earn

 

[t i wtf i t]

hahah kid sayin you fucked my mother
you'll be proud to know she's wrinkly,so you must've pulled up the sheet cover
off tht topic now ,to another
fuck off kid find a new dick to smuther
tryin to impress me wit the no practice to cover-
any of your wack ass topics
an now to your mother
she can suck my balls an move onto there big brother.

 

[Arya]

hahah kid sayin you fucked my mother
you'll be proud to know she's wrinkly,so you must've pulled up the sheet cover
off tht topic now ,to another
fuck off kid find a new dick to smuther
tryin to impress me wit the no practice to cover-
any of your wack ass topics
an now to your mother
she can suck my balls an move onto there big brother.

[You HAVE to say it emotionless-ly to understand the flow!]

Wtf, you seem to have a fetish of incest.
But incase your future raps would arrest my interest,
Wait, arrest my interest?
That's a funny ass joke.
I hope you keep on rapping,
Say a big word, and choke.
Don't quit your day job, kid.
People will make fun of you.
Me? I got it made, see.
The revenue, you never knew,
was heaven sent.
I swallow these bars whole,
I never chew.
But you? Kid, I'm telling you.
Listen to what I'm telling you!
Get up off this thread,
and leave the rapping to me.
Maybe then, you can walk away,
With some dignity left in you.

 

[t i wtf i t]

only thing you swallow are the dicks you deep throat
dayum right ima keep rappin but i aint goin choke
im finishin you now while im at the end of my roach
shut the fuck up an go back to your coke
while you sniff that ima fuck your woman
an god knows it only took her a second to give in
we all know that rappings for the livin
if you wanna keep rappin dont diss me an you might be forgiven.

 

[i am foolish]

only thing you swallow are the dicks you deep throat
dayum right ima keep rappin but i aint goin choke
im finishin you now while im at the end of my roach
shut the fuck up an go back to your coke
while you sniff that ima fuck your woman
an god knows it only took her a second to give in
we all know that rappings for the livin
if you wanna keep rappin dont diss me an you might be forgiven.

Yo bro, are you fuckin' serious?
What a gay ass rap
You must be delirious

At least let's hope so
For your sake that is
You're 'bout to get chewed up
Like a little kid

Tryin' to spit a rap?
You don't have a shot
Just keep walkin' down the street
Smokin' that laced pot

Bitch please..
You talk about fuckin' women
To bad the only action you'll ever get
Is all over the internet

Now just do yourself a favor
And quit while you're ahead
Because I'd hate to have to meet you
On the side of my street dead.

BOOM HEADSHOT!

 

[raange pur3]

Yo bro, are you fuckin' serious?
What a gay ass rap
You must be delirious

At least let's hope so
For your sake that is
You're 'bout to get chewed up
Like a little kid

Tryin' to spit a rap?
You don't have a shot
Just keep walkin' down the street
Smokin' that laced pot

Bitch please..
You talk about fuckin' women
To bad the only action you'll ever get
Is all over the internet

Now just do yourself a favor
And quit while you're ahead
Because I'd hate to have to meet you
On the side of my street dead.

BOOM HEADSHOT!

What a surprise! another kid searchin for words to rhyme
You need to take notice when you hear a verse as absurd as mine
You defeated yaself when u spat ya second line
Watch me delete this diseased MC to call it a disinfectant rhyme

Now the best you could come up with was 'get chewed up like a little kid'?
You must be on some paedophilia shit to include that in ya script
Ya shit is basic son, you need to stop and face it at once
Because if I ever see you in real life, I'ma be doin' more than just makin' fun

This motherfucker is clueless,
He attempted to rap but he has no idea how to do this
This motherfucker is stupid,
Your name is your best description coz you really must be foolish

 

[shr00manater]

if u haveing pking problems i feel bad for u son
cus i got 99 problems but a noob aint one hit me!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Guineapigcal]

if u haveing pking problems i feel bad for u son
cus i got 99 problems but a noob aint one hit me!!!!!!!!!!

Get a life or you're gonna be in some strife.
Spilling about 1 hit and all this shit,
why would you wanna stay home and sit?
Quit runescape and have some fun
Or else, you could buy a gun!

 

[Gorgankle]

Get a life or you're gonna be in some strife.
Spilling about 1 hit and all this shit,
why would you wanna stay home and sit?
Quit runescape and have some fun
Or else, you could buy a gun!

lil kid your rhymes are wack
now prepare for a real attack

This kid picks on nerds
crush your life with a rock
just like a bird
I'll make you bleed I'll make you squawk

You think your the shit cause you can throw a rhyme?
Ha! you opening your mouth should be a crime

Got no swag
got no flag

what you reppin?
you lil fag

either way your still dirt to me
Ill make you see
what you really are
nothing! no girl no ice no car

(nothing personal =p)

 

[iiExSiNiTYii]

lil kid your rhymes are wack
now prepare for a real attack

This kid picks on nerds
crush your life with a rock
just like a bird
I'll make you bleed I'll make you squawk

You think your the shit cause you can throw a rhyme?
Ha! you opening your mouth should be a crime

Got no swag
got no flag

what you reppin?
you lil fag

either way your still dirt to me
Ill make you see
what you really are
nothing! no girl no ice no car

(nothing personal =p)

What the hell is up with you 161 post count?
As far as I know your the leader of the geekout.

I may have 1 post, but your still not my bitch,
All you do is ride a broom like a stinky ass witch.

You be trippin
I be spittin

You be rollin
I be trollin'

 

[God Father]

What the hell is up with you 161 post count?
As far as I know your the leader of the geekout.

I may have 1 post, but your still not my bitch,
All you do is ride a broom like a stinky ass witch.

You be trippin
I be spittin

You be rollin
I be trollin'

you say he rides a broom what the fuck
quit rappin don't open your beak like daffy duck
ill bomb on you and on your family too
you might think your spittin but that aint true

now let me tell you bout the rhymes i spit
words are crazy, flow insane, you aint heard this shit
im packin weight like a mac truck , .44 on my hip
now lets see you act tough
listen to a pac song thinkin you can pack a gun
but let me tell you from experiance that shit aint fun
i bet you cant drink rum,let alone vodka, take you to my crib
have you screeming like chewbacca, ah ah is what you sayin
lyrical bullets coming at you sprayin, i see you ducking and running
when you see me start praying. Hail mairy full of grace , bullets whining, brain splatter all over the place. grab you by your knappy ass head ,throw you on the streets, left for dead. you just got merked get off this thread

 

[Zombieland]

The only thing you guys rap about is having guns, and killing people. Now i've talked to alot of people that listened to rap. And they all claimed that it was untrue. But looking here and seeing all these kids pretending that they would do something.

It's really shocking.

This isn't a rap for you tits that are trying to find the rhymes.

 

[God Father]

The only thing you guys rap about is having guns, and killing people. Now i've talked to alot of people that listened to rap. And they all claimed that it was untrue. But looking here and seeing all these kids pretending that they would do something.

It's really shocking.

This isn't a rap for you tits that are trying to find the rhymes.

You say it is untrue, Which it mostly is. BUt speak for yourself.
You don't know where i came up, You don't know what ive done.
Im 23 years old and ive been locked up for selling weed, ive been locked up for possesion of an unregistered weapon, ive also been locked up for insubordination

so watch what your saying.

This is to you

Lots of people hatin in this world saying you a fake,
You one of them, get it, got it , dont make,
another mistake, talking bout shit you Dont know about
i got friends that would get up and hit you in your snout,
yeah i said snout cuz you dont got a nose, Its too busy
diggin around where people rose.
You dont wanna get hit, Quit running your mouth its full of shit
stop saying that you dont get, why? Get the fuck off your ass and go get high
smoke some green, you probabaly dont even know what it means,
kronick,dro,kindbud,Hediez,Trainwreck im talking about them good trees
Now before i get mad get on your knees, stop trying to be wise, shut the fuck up and apolagize.