Rap Battles - Official Thread

[onesian]

Google what you want, you mutha fuckin cunt,
Cuz the shit i spit, is hella cold, and blunt,
And bitches like you, need to get the fuck out,
Cuz bitches like you, jus scream and shout,
Out, to your mama, who's a whore,
Then she yells back, and kicks you out the door,
Then I walk in, to fuck that bitch,
She told me not to tell, but I had to let that slip,
She sucks me good, Jus as she should,
Then she gets wet, and sits on my wood,
And you, lil bitch, you're such a disgrace,
You walked in, priceless look on your face,
Eyes all big, like, "WHAT THE FUCK?!",
Your mamas mouth wide open, takin all my nut,
But enough about her, This shit's for you,
You wannabe thug, lil punk ass jew,
Now take a sit back, and listen to this flow,
Or keep talkin shit, get the pistol fo'fo',
Right into your dome, it's a bullet to you're head,
Then I'll tell your mama, "Don't worry he's dead",
A party we'll throw, to celebrate your death,
Jus remember bitch, I'm the fuckin best.

Haha, that was horrible

 

[raange pur3]

Google what you want, you mutha fuckin cunt,
Cuz the shit i spit, is hella cold, and blunt,
And bitches like you, need to get the fuck out,
Cuz bitches like you, jus scream and shout,
Out, to your mama, who's a whore,
Then she yells back, and kicks you out the door,
Then I walk in, to fuck that bitch,
She told me not to tell, but I had to let that slip,
She sucks me good, Jus as she should,
Then she gets wet, and sits on my wood,
And you, lil bitch, you're such a disgrace,
You walked in, priceless look on your face,
Eyes all big, like, "WHAT THE FUCK?!",
Your mamas mouth wide open, takin all my nut,
But enough about her, This shit's for you,
You wannabe thug, lil punk ass jew,
Now take a sit back, and listen to this flow,
Or keep talkin shit, get the pistol fo'fo',
Right into your dome, it's a bullet to you're head,
Then I'll tell your mama, "Don't worry he's dead",
A party we'll throw, to celebrate your death,
Jus remember bitch, I'm the fuckin best.

Typical signs of an amateur.
You result to doing fuckin lame mum disses and how you'll shoot me etc. etc.

Not even worth a reply.. nnneeexxxxtttt.

 

[dalumberjac259]

Man a theres no u in you but I smack you so hard when blood spurts out you're going to get a big ew. Achoo gazoontite, don't be thinking your rhyme is tight or that a couple of verses will take you to the limelight, learn how to fight right or flame tight, so your defenses aint open and your lines are one big hit and definetly not a piece of shit. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

this is to both of yall clowns cuz u suc
i kick da siccest flos spittin wicked blows to these mc's throats cuz when they battle me they choke uh.. been doin since 6th and 7th grade fuck bitches make money cuz gettin pussy aint a thang ya gurl wanna get wit me but only if she gimmie brain yeah... i been spittin dis sic shit tha day u beat me is wen we see flyin pigs check it you can throw any beat at me ill wreck pickin mc's off one by one like a check list fuck wit me ya screwed like music in texas.... ya da illest nigga u eva seen only 17 got bitches on ma dick like and std i roll clips like horror flicks u niggas suc dick in dis game simular to oral sex da lyrics i spit are freaky flos like sci-fi fuck wit me youll come up missin like csi, i hit and neva miss ill jaw u bitches wit da quickness till ya chin hit da ground like snow fall on christmas uh you fools is gimicks my flos crazier den psych wards and sicker den aids clinicks

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[Robzombie179]

Typical signs of an amateur.
You result to doing fuckin lame mum disses and how you'll shoot me etc. etc.

Not even worth a reply.. nnneeexxxxtttt.

Fuckin Pussy... Btw, that mama shit, it was true.

 

Your mom's a whore
At the door,
I was waiting for her
She was wearin not but fur
She sucked so well
That it rang a bell
Oh m Gee, thats my brother's girl
it made me hurl


SHITTY!!!!!

 

[raange pur3]

Fuckin Pussy... Btw, that mama shit, it was true.

yeah man, im sure it was... another good one, keep it up

 

[AKzOnDeck]

Hey yo my name is AK and im new to the site
Shootin niggas all day so they out of my sight//
Rappin is a habbit yet I do it just for fun
Occasionally I get carried away and bust out my gun//
I smoke weed quite often but hate the booze
I guess thats just the way I was made to pick and choose//
The AK is out cuz its time to hit the bed
But if you quote me then we'll be rappin up the thread.

 

[raange pur3]

Just a quick freestyle to get this thread up and going again.

Lyrically slash ya vocal chords
On top, while ya fall off like sailors goin over board
A challenge is what I'm hopin' for
Coz I've burned more emcees than ya runescape total score
You can diss me all you want, but you won't harm me at all
Coz I sicken the thread like an ill prescribed pharma-ceuti-cal

Have to go. Someone reply

 

[xtoz]

I came back just to help this thread :/



When i spit i take you into a reccesion hope this doesnt change your impression cause the econonmy will turn into a deep depression, if you push my buttons u'll see the lethal agression. the truth is hard to swallow so i tell her to follow while i undress and kiss her neck then put the knife in her chest this is the crazy part and where the world starts because that girl was named hip-hop. fire rounds to the ground and wonder if this is the life then were is the sounds you dont want beef so switch the meats stick to licking cum off your teeth because i dont let up and i barley sleep so keep your eyes open when you see me slowly creep. guns and money is all i strive for but who needs girls when the world is texting you and asking if she can call you but you decline and wait till you can scream but no sounds come out like a mime i dont really rap cause rap is deceased if your car isnt working ill give you the grease please dont start cause ill give you the greef of losing another one in the streets.

this isnt fair im like a midget please dont step on me i must admit and if you want camera here is the lense heres 2 like im simease twins dont get it twisted im so straight never needed an antidote to replace the cancer inside cause my raps are the cure for the nation ill save you all if you give me the pen all i needed was to fit in.




Ill pretty much battle anyone as i am bored

 

[Black Sierra]

It seems like no one has got the ability to rhyme..
Have you ever thought that you were just wasting your time?
You havent cause you cant think you got the brains of a clown..
All I see is atrociousness when I scroll down..
I aint the one to step up cause my shits mediocre..
But yall need to get real and put this thread in the choker..
I wanna see something real like an unbroken creed..
Not all these little kid verses that make my eyes bleed..
All this shit about mommas what are we back in the 90's?
I reminds me of my diaper days and playin with tanks & tinys
Xtoz has got a start he seems on point with whats real..
Now put some heart into and make us all feel..
Ryan started this thread for a real reason..
I wanna see someones rhymes take off and we all stop BREATHIN!
I gotta go for now and blow back on this blunt..
I hope when I get back yall done with the front..

Glenn-

 

[xtoz]

Nice, Glenn



9-11 thats the day me and my crew went to heaven
but got resseructed and fucked up and sent a letter with a strong messge
dont ever try to compete, i was once disabled now i stand on my feet
murdering you fools and deciding which one to eat, sorry if this offends you please go back to sleep
flow like water opps i mean kool-aid if your ryhmes are dieing i can be your first aid
pescription the incription i wrote it clearly try to test me and this wont be your year see
saw those new J's? I copped em saw that kid over there? i already shot him bought ya whole shoe rack cause i already marked em. which equation you want i can gladly solve em. i am the acid ill gladly disolve em.
i replenish any person thats thristy i can keep going till the clock strike 30; if you thought this was a fair fight well then
I fight dirty, sorry to inform you but shes not flirty. you graduated from top pick to mr.lonley all you need is a puppet to control you and if you thought this was written come in the booth and find out what a freshmen do.

 

[xtoz]

Me and you are not the same, lets see how you act when the 9mm is glued to your brain, and if you want to play put in the game but i cant promise you u'lll make it out alive today or tomorow cause living isnt worth it she gave birth to hiphop but was it really worth it?. my flow is the only thing keeping this thread together no i didnt come for the runescape section i came to fuck with this thread and give it a mass erection. please do not test me you wont ace if you think this is my best then you are in the wrong race, never been fake or phoney spitting this shit like i chewed the wrong tabacoo then making this money, got to go this is just a little of my flow got a viruis on my computer but i thought the trojan would know so i must go and save the day look in the sky is it a plane today? nope its just chris murdering you fools and you should just stick to potty training in pre-school.

 

[Black Sierra]

Thanks xtos I appreciate the setiment...
I think some of these fools heads have some dents in it..
But now I gotta get back to my purple delicious..
My bong gets pretty upset when I leave, I gets pretty malicious..

Glenn-

 

[Black Sierra]

At times I sit here and I just imagine..
A world without bang bang and explosions a crashin..
But then I think everything got its time and a season..
So maybe its all happening for a reason..
I sit her and take a hit from my bong..
And things get a little clearer maybe theres nothin wrong..
I dunno how you feel about all this lose and no win..
Hey xtos let me get your opinion..

You up

Glenn-

 

[xtoz]

lol you <3 your bong it was short and good i like it better than these auto-tune rappers in the other pages before lol



I rap about true shit, the economy and gas what happen when shadows got elected top of the class? we suffering but know one wants hears the cries, i asked my mom whats happening but she told me a bunch of lies. you guys are fake living in a fantsay world wake up and take a bite of reality before you think you have immortality and you try to face the beast 666 on his head but he relentlessly speaks lies and you follow his steps and when it comes down to it you get to pick murder or a pain through ya chest but i will be there in the shadows waiting in the back and when the time comes ill fuck with ya mind and give you the Clap (*Ghonderria) and when things are said and done you will thank me and maybe you will wake up and find the inner peace that we strive for please dont turn to the shadows like a mal-whore, you have sinned 16 times get on your knees and repeat this ryhme "Even though i put up a front i worship you, the beast will enter but i will fight with you, the times comes and i will awake i will see the light of day and draw the almighty sword and fight like its labor day;


I dunno its like poetry kinda i give it a +1 needs a little work. im new to this rap shit. i wanna battle someone like hardcore shitz cause thats my element lol

 

[Moorzy]

Lol

Keep it up ppl/

 

[xtoz]

Dont come back, heres a pen and a pad and write about your life experiences and things you never had then come back and act humble and even act hard if you think we going to rumble. i know your type the blood A think your immune to the freestyle posion we'll sorry to break your happy day but when i devaour you theres no yelling rape and when the truth spills out ill decode you as a fake and the story begins here i hate to see you cry like 2012 is near but i had to battle so rapping is not my hobby ill keep you waiting like you sitting in the sythe gays only Lobby. i wrote on the pad and the pen bled and it faintly said do all this stuff in your head i said what is that it replied back its called freestyle and spread the word dont come back till everyone is sure and everyone is fighting over street cred and thats all it read.
Then ill auto-retailate and damage your whole set sorry about the runescape terminology im not even through yet,then ill break your heart and explode in your mind and change your ip adress to hide the fact that you stepped on a ticking land mine.


Lol was messing around waiting till you guys get on <3

 

[xtoz]

Bump anytime im ready xD much love from down south

 

[xtoz]

my life is better as can be wish drake could see that if you go through the struggle u'll make it out alive no punchlines this time cause im just freeballing on the track rapping bout shit thats illegeal in the streets and i wish i would buy the whole estate and bring my family to a place they never had and why is mother nature so mad? she got pregnant and had me but latley its like she cant see the truth so i put a bag over her head and fucked in the booth. i dont know im tired im going to give up and when you step in my shoes dont mess up keep going carry the gun and keep flowing. these bars are reckless i dare you try to buy these and check it then smoke the pain and live for tomorow but die for today.

 

[johnty15]

johnty reportin on da thread
just last night it was ya girl n da bed
that bitch begged me to give her head
but i pushed that bitch off instead
spittin out rap not for street cred
but to get inside and fuck with a niggas head
roll up with ma ak make a nigga bled
all ma firepower gonna shoot a nigga dead
money stacks bigger then ya mommys bed
still wanna fuck wit me? fuck you special ed