Rap battle.

[bigmacdood]

lol i still dont think its super good k?

 

[Robin]

Robin, your rhymes are worst then a 2 year olds, so just hit the road
now watch as I destroy robin like being in a batman episode
lol bigmac still trying.. stop rapping, there's my 2 cents
i'll drop you quick like a baby for an irresponsible parent
I got more game then Kobe Bryant, all my shots are threes
It seems you need more lessons, i'll hook ya up for free
Your speaking about my mom when you know your's is the real hoe?
My rhymes will "shut you" up just like I was closing a window
It's knowledge you lack, quick coming back you fucking wack
Your never wanted, just gonna be thrown out like an empty "MAC" (bigMAC, empty mac- outta bullets)

Bitch run,
I got a fucking gun,
Come back when you aint such a son (punk),
I dont have time to play,
With three year olds,
Im still tryin' to pick,
off the molds,
from your mothers ass,
she better think fast,
or shes gonna have to lick a doctors mast (dick),
to get some medication,
cuz shes so poor,
instead of video masturbation,
instead shes a whore

batman episode?,
what the fuck?,
is your dad poor,
saw him drivin' a truck.


Your moms sells herself,
to pay the rent,
guess how much?
69 cents.


Dont come back,
until you dont,
have your fathers balls,
down your throat.

 

[Cucumber]

dam robin i give up ur good!

 

[stayenalive]

thats cool

 

[Pyro]

Cucumber...Relax man
This thread is supposed to be fun, you don't need to get so personal. It isn't like it's a real battle, standing up passing the mic dissing each other. I'm not even trying to diss anybody. Plus, these are writtens, not freestyles.

Stop criticizing everybody. Your shit isn't perfect either.

 

[Merchant Millz]

Yo.Yo.
Ya'll think ur cool, just got out of hi skool.
You can lay a beat, but no! you can't take the heat.

You spittin shit like you from the ghetto, but ur just a white boi that can do the acapallo.

Yous never been shot. Not one day in yours life.
We run up on ya with 9's. You got shot 9 timez.
I tried to call the po po's, but i dialed 1-8-7 on da mother fuckin block.


So you think you all that, huh? You think you can take me with a wiffle ball bat!

I knock ya ass out, with your teeth on the pave.

We go all old school, pissin in your mountain do!

Im lookin at the clock, its 420, better smoke your ass out before my man gets horny.

So lay the beat! You can't take the heat. We kno youra cheat, havin ja rule write yoru songs, he jump up and hit me in the knees...

 

[Robin]

Never been shot?
Maybe cause I can dodge a gloc'
Bitch, you acting so high and mighty,
yet you never smoked,
and the kids call you whitey.

Bitch, go back to your runescape game,
cuz having you here, it's a damn shame,
I dont have to listen to your shit,
im too busy,
eatin' your moms clit!

Yeah, I wonder who your man is,
maybe dirty sanchez,

you like it with men,
dont got a dick?
you use a ballpoint pen.

Dont blame me, im just spitting the truth,
but if you come back again,
ill fucking rattle yo' tooth.

Merchant Millz?
You aint got no skills,
and if I see yo' ugly face,
ill get a triple kill,
cuz of the gangbang,
going down below,
oh and did I mention?
your moms a ho.



Done

 

[Cucumber]

First of all pyro, i never said mine was anyWHERE close to perfect, i was just saying bigmac's wasn't as good as everyone sqays since he says that he pmed people asking and they said his was good, and i am doing this shit for fun, but it;s a text battle and we are all freestylin it up but if it's a battle, it should be judged on certain expos, that's all i'm saying

 

[Pyro]

That's a good point.

 

[bigmacdood]

robin;s is great

 

[Insomnia]

Never been shot?
Maybe cause I can dodge a gloc'
Bitch, you acting so high and mighty,
yet you never smoked,
and the kids call you whitey.

Bitch, go back to your runescape game,
cuz having you here, it's a damn shame,
I dont have to listen to your shit,
im too busy,
eatin' your moms clit!

Yeah, I wonder who your man is,
maybe dirty sanchez,

you like it with men,
dont got a dick?
you use a ballpoint pen.

Dont blame me, im just spitting the truth,
but if you come back again,
ill fucking rattle yo' tooth.

Merchant Millz?
You aint got no skills,
and if I see yo' ugly face,
ill get a triple kill,
cuz of the gangbang,
going down below,
oh and did I mention?
your moms a ho.



Done

I don't understand, you play runescape yet are trying to diss him because he plays??????????

 

[Robin]

I don't understand, you play runescape yet are trying to diss him because he plays??????????

I don't play... He obviously plays for fun. Therefore I am dissing his nerdiness.

 

[Spereff]

WHOA SHIT. That's some pretty good rapping. Time to make some up...


Asshole, I don't like your style,
I'm after yo ass, so run a mile,
you think you're so cool,
you think you got guts?
if you think that way,
you're fucking nuts.

This rap may sound like crap,
but screw you, i'll give you a bitch slap. (LOL, hahaha.)
You did yo' motha last night
Suck her cock, aight?

Now this concludes this song,
go away, and play ping-pong.
Seriously, you're not really smart,
I'll see you buy clothes from Wal-Mart.
Bitch.


weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. That's what I can get from 3 minutes. Saad.
I'm still a n00b! :O

 

[Robin]

WHOA SHIT. That's some pretty good rapping. Time to make some up...


Asshole, I don't like your style,
I'm after yo ass, so run a mile,
you think you're so cool,
you think you got guts?
if you think that way,
you're fucking nuts.

This rap may sound like crap,
but screw you, i'll give you a bitch slap. (LOL, hahaha.)
You did yo' motha last night
Suck her cock, aight?

Now this concludes this song,
go away, and play ping-pong.
Seriously, you're not really smart,
I'll see you buy clothes from Wal-Mart.
Bitch.


weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. That's what I can get from 3 minutes. Saad.
I'm still a n00b! :O

If my mom has a cock,
then you sucked it,
if your dogs gotta pussy,
then you fucked it.

Damn right, your raps shit,
in the whole damn thing,
not a sense of wit.

The final verdict,
on your life,
is that when you were 10,
instead of a dildo,
you used a knife.

Ping pong tables?
Thats all you got?
Atleast your mom,
takes the money shot.

Ill shoot you up,
Right on the ground,
50 pounds of ammunition,
thatll make a sound,
as loud as your moms moan,
screeches like a trombone,
right inside her own home,

well, that is that,
while your listening to my sweet rhymes,
remember not to bat,
your 1 inch dick,
you better think quick,
or the wax'll drip off,
like on a candlestick.


Not that good =/. I think your shitty rap ruined mine.

 

[Walkie Talkie]

yo yo sup, my name is bitchin'
you aint got nuthin so just flow and go
i gotta go to ride ya mom,
and say hi, cuz she gonna blow
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH lol

 

[Robin]

yo yo sup, my name is bitchin'
you aint got nuthin so just flow and go
i gotta go to ride ya mom,
and say hi, cuz she gonna blow
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH lol

You fucking suck, jesus christ.

 

[Spereff]

If my mom has a cock,
then you sucked it,
if your dogs gotta pussy,
then you fucked it.

Damn right, your raps shit,
in the whole damn thing,
not a sense of wit.

The final verdict,
on your life,
is that when you were 10,
instead of a dildo,
you used a knife.

Ping pong tables?
Thats all you got?
Atleast your mom,
takes the money shot.

Ill shoot you up,
Right on the ground,
50 pounds of ammunition,
thatll make a sound,
as loud as your moms moan,
screeches like a trombone,
right inside her own home,

well, that is that,
while your listening to my sweet rhymes,
remember not to bat,
your 1 inch dick,
you better think quick,
or the wax'll drip off,
like on a candlestick.


Not that good =/. I think your shitty rap ruined mine.

DAYUUUUUM. I got bitched. :O

 

[Food]

Rofl. This is great trying to see ya'll rap. Most of you are good. I'll give it a go. Im probably bad lol.

I'm a white boy, but my neck is red
I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread
My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail
Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail
How many bitches have I slapped? Zero.
And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero
I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm
Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him
I can't dance
I wear khaki pants
My middle name's Lance
My Grandma's from France
So maybe I'm wack
'Cause my skin ain't black
But you can't talk smack
'Cause whitey just struck back

 

[Spereff]

Alright...Time to make something shitty again.

Robin, that's some crappy shit,
go to your mom, and make her legs split.
I'm the only one, I'm the winner,
In your basement, you eat Kraft Dinner.

What a loser, all alone,
sticking your cock in a baritone.
You got no talent, you only blow,
The bitchiest bitch I ever know.
Suck on that, go cry to your mum,
while sticking a dildo in her bum.

Alright, I think I owned you here,
while you're drinking non-alchoholic beer.
I knew it, you got no skill,
the only thing you got is "road-kill."
I'm just kidding, you're pretty okay,























...nah, you're fucking gay.


WOOT. LOL. Hahhaha. Alright you go next.

 

[Robin]

Alright...Time to make something shitty again.

Robin, that's some crappy shit,
go to your mom, and make her legs split.
I'm the only one, I'm the winner,
In your basement, you eat Kraft Dinner.

What a loser, all alone,
sticking your cock in a baritone.
You got no talent, you only blow,
The bitchiest bitch I ever know.
Suck on that, go cry to your mum,
while sticking a dildo in her bum.

Alright, I think I owned you here,
while you're drinking non-alchoholic beer.
I knew it, you got no skill,
the only thing you got is "road-kill."
I'm just kidding, you're pretty okay,























...nah, you're fucking gay.


WOOT. LOL. Hahhaha. Alright you go next.

Alright bitch,
time to spit,
time to spit out that shit,
I use to lick your mom's clit.

Road kill?
More like a shrill,
call that your mom makes,
thats all it does take,
for me,
to know when to pull out,
cause of all the diseases,
I am in doubt.

Does she use protection?
Against my erection,
because if she doesnt,
she might find an infection.
disease,
down to her knees,
I know she has crabs,
but she doesnt want bees.

Now tell me spereff,
what does it take,
to have no dick with,
to masturbate?

Cuz thats all you'll ever get,
looking at your face,
so damn ugly,
you should be classified,
as a different race!

I know you like guys,
like them with jiggly thighs,
just like your dad,
not even a high school grad.





And food, you ripped that from scary movie 3, you loser.