Rap battle.

read the second post on this page dumbass

 

but you guys are missing it all and would lose to a pro
but i'm just fucking around too, never going to see a show


did i ever say i was the pro who would beat you all? No, exactly so shut the fuck up

 

k heres my rap

yo yo...raps really gay
i dont pay...
piece of shit music...
kind of like a little lunatic..
Shut up all you rap players


woot
GO ROCK!!!! lol sorry for all those rap people out there i jus dont like rap...this
jus came off the top of my head...all i could think about RAP IS GAY...even when i dream... RAP IS GAY....even when i see some people who r cool RAP IS GAY.

 

That sucked horribly and no one cares what you think, the more people think rap is gay, the more haters of rock there are so you are just instigating a case of people to hate your kind of music which i'm sure your fine with because you don't care about anyone but yourself anyways, am I right? K so suck it and never post here again

 

Yo,
My name is William Leroy Zanziger,
I aint no wigger,
Nuh-uh.

Word to yo mother.

 

cucumbah u think u so fuckin hot,
da hood knows ill smoke u faster than that pot,
now if u think ima subdue to that shit,
little do ya know that im crackin, mackin, cadrackin for that hit,
and i am just a humble bigmacdood,
i can wup yo ass so dont be crude,
peace out yo
haha no offense m8 just spittin it freestyle.

 

Yea it's all good, i kno where u coming from bigmacdood
But it's funny your name should be big mac food
I can munch on you and enjoy my delicious apple
seeing how you would get eatin quick in a rap battle
you smoking that pot? Better check to see if it's swag
Cause i prey on the weakest like kids do during tag
seems like your rhymes are out of style, are you rusting bitch?
cuz I'll throw "big mac" in the trash like i just tasted disgusting shit

 

Damn cucumber,
your rhymes are six feet under,
and I dont mean bad ass,
I mean lower then the grass,

Bitch, your dumb name makes me smile with glee,
Ill smack you so hard, you wont be able to see,
I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU AHHHHHHHHHHH

Peace

 

yo so cucumbah you think you got game,
but get through yo head yo rhymes are lame,
you come up in my face like you wanna front,
get the fuck away from me or ill smack you cunt,
now one thing you have to realize is dat im lyrically ill,
i fucked your mom so hard i made her spill (lol if u know wut it means),
now lets just get one thing right,
do you really wanna fuck yourself by gettin into this fight???
lol haha again no offense just spittin it son

 

Robin, your rhymes are worst then a 2 year olds, so just hit the road
now watch as I destroy robin like being in a batman episode
lol bigmac still trying.. stop rapping, there's my 2 cents
i'll drop you quick like a baby for an irresponsible parent
I got more game then Kobe Bryant, all my shots are threes
It seems you need more lessons, i'll hook ya up for free
Your speaking about my mom when you know your's is the real hoe?
My rhymes will "shut you" up just like I was closing a window
It's knowledge you lack, quick coming back you fucking wack
Your never wanted, just gonna be thrown out like an empty "MAC" (bigMAC, empty mac- outta bullets)

 

Robin u came in here with out a clue
ur fans aint clappin they sayin boo
so stop u weak ass rapper b4 my words make u blue
i leave for 2 days and now im back
now we have even more pussies thinkin they can rap
man he thinks he's good im talkin to bigmacdood
im not gonna rap against ya
imma beat u with big mac food
u need to stop rappin ur burnin calories
i rap so good i need to get all da rappers salories
man imma sign off u all r boring
tell yo moms to come to my house if she aint busy whoring

 

how the hell are you guys so good at this!?!?! especially cucumber and bigmacdood. damn, i wish i could do this... i guess its talent? cant really practice...

 

cucumbah u must think ur real good
but i gotta tell ya to stop, you really should
u think ur the bomb but ur nothing but a dog
sucking up to men and drinking eggnog
lemme tell u once and for all
get the fuck outta here and into a mall
this game aint for you
go back home and play with your poo

wow, i just reread all of what i just typed, and i just realized how bad that turned out to be.

 

lysol just kicked all of your asses. owned.

 

hahaahaha the black story was hilarious and supreme i love the egg nog comment

robin you got street cred that blows,
you think your a playa but u got no hoes,
i mean im just spittin from the heart,
cuz when i think of u i just dont know where to start,
first comes yo appearance in case you dont know you frontin,
but when i pop out of the hood i look like im stuntin,
so basically i just wanna sum it up,
you aint ever gonna touch any dam c cup.
again no insults just rappin lol haha


aight pot deala apparently you wanna fight,
my homedawgs beat yo ass at the thought of yo sight,
i mean brah you think you can deal pot,
i'd come down to yo hood and get yo ass shot.
I know that your just a jealous bitch,
when you look me in the eye i know ya twitch,
i mean that just proves you're a puccy,
so fuck off from the hood you got dam wussy.
meh no offense wasnt feeling that 1 that much. but 1 min rhymes ftw. i got many mo comin

 

robin you got street cred that blows,
you think your a playa but u got no hoes,
i mean im just spittin from the heart,
cuz when i think of u i just dont know where to start,
first comes yo appearance in case you dont know you frontin,
but when i pop out of the hood i look like im stuntin,
so basically i just wanna sum it up,
you aint ever gonna touch any dam c cup.
again no insults just rappin lol haha

 

aight pot deala apparently you wanna fight,
my homedawgs beat yo ass at the thought of yo sight,
i mean brah you think you can deal pot,
i'd come down to yo hood and get yo ass shot.
I know that your just a jealous bitch,
when you look me in the eye i know ya twitch,
i mean that just proves you're a puccy,
so fuck off from the hood you got dam wussy.
meh no offense wasnt feeling that 1 that much. but 1 min rhymes ftw. i got many mo comin

 

bic mac rappin against me u fuckin FOOL
ur life is a waste just like a throw away tool
Step in my hood and we bring ur deepest fears
but ull never know that cuz we dont like allow them fagget ass queers
the only reason why my eye would twitch
cuz im lookin at a fake ass bitch
ya know big mac ill put some spices on my dick
Ill put some sauce on there make it real thick
Shit yo fatass needs to get thinner
So ill add some low fat shit, but it wont ruin ur dinner
man this battle was a joke better luck next time
Imma start chargin u to read my rhyme

 

Bigmac, I'll roll you like a boulder, break your shoulders
cause every Christmas your rhymes get "coal"der (coalder=colder, rhymes sucking means they are cold and "bad" poeple get coal on christmas)
Please man get out of this thread, your rhymes turned sour
you couldn't be remembered if you died 6 hours after the twin towers


there's a 2 quick barz

 

aight pot deala apparently you got some beef with me,
i cut yo ass up and down like i chop that tree,
now bitch i aint trying to be cocky like yo ass was,
i fuckin walked up in yo hood and banged yo cuz,
now think do you really wanna mess with me man,
quit trying to front and get you white ass the fuck outta here man,
now i know that you think you got that style like mr. "coalder" (cucumbah lol)
bitch get you ass over here and be my god dam cup holder.