Rap battle.

lol "coalder". excellent bigmacdood

 

Man big mac u shoulda quit along time ago
shit u should of quit at ur first rhyme hoe
ur brave steppin in the ring big mac
do it again imma cut some bacon off ur back
Yes i do think i wanna mess with u man
ur rap blows u have a better chance makin it with the klan
SO u fucked my cuz thats nice to know
r u a fuckin nut?
bitch i didnt know u liked it in the butt
This raps over it justed ended
hey u fagget,queer,cock lovin fag i hope u wernt offended

 

aight bro first thing of all i aint gay,
is it a crime to make a horny bitch pay?
just cuz ur mother likes getting it on,
doesnt mean you can act like a dick "mon", (jamaican)
now you think ima quit on your ass,
maybe you should be the one who lets this rhyme pass,
cuz you know you cant do shit to me son,
and tell your mother its 15 bucks per hour hon!

 

I see on ur sig u want people to check u out
shit man now what is that about
I aint playin wit u this time
u da kind of person that would drop a dime
the only time a bitch will pay u
is so they can stay away from u
u always have to bring up a dick (mon)
man u gay cuz thats pretty sick (mon)
this is so gay rappin against a rookie
who couldnt even pay to get some nookie
bitch ill kill u like a unpayed bookie
my lyrics will consume u and enter ur vains
keep ur ass paranoid when i beat u with my chains
ur rap is un ez and will cuz god a frown
so just quit rappin or he gonna send ur ass down
damn ur rhymes annoy me
they even make god feel like a lame
and man thats sad cuz he invented the game
Why with all the momma jokes
when u know ur momma chokes
on my dick in ur room
dont awake after u here a boom
thats just me tellin ur mother what to do
So u should expect a brother soon

 

bigmacdood just stay away or i'll let the mac spray
you ended you rhyme with hon to a guy, that sounded gay
cause you said you weren't but you just contradicted yourself
put your rhymes back onto the shelf, their smalltime like an elf
this ain't no game all your hits are bunts while i'm out on front
cause it seems the only time you spit fire is accidentally swallowing a blunt!

 

first of all cucumbah ur rhymes make no sense,
me fucking ur mom does that make u tense,
your talking about swallowing a blunt,
you probably never smoked one ya cunt,
now lets talk bout u being in front,
theres no fucking way thats possible im the only one that can stunt,
you aint so fucking tough now,
so just drop down on your knees and bow.
no offnese again

 

Alright listen up kiddies, while I show you how to rhyme,
I'm seeing these lame raps so I know it's about time.
That I come up in this thread with some professional shit,
And battle til the shit is over from making ya'll quit.
Talkin bout slangin bud but what cha know about,
Selling so much that you cause a marijuana drout.
And run your main connect straight up outta business,
I'll tell you from experience so I suggest you listen.
Buy an once at 80 bucks, resell grams for ten,
Thats 200% profit, I'll make you a has-been.
Look ya'll buy reafer to sell but smoke half the shit
That's amateur status homeboy I learned quick.
I borrowed a hundred dollars to invest in an ounce to double,
I smoked bout 14 grams thinkin there wouldn't be no trouble.
But I was wrong lil G, I resold the half for sixty,
Lost half my money, and became in debt quickly.
Learn from my mistakes, don't smoke none of your stock,
Or you'll end up like the tweakers, forced to sell rock.
To make up the debt that you owe from the loan,
That you smoked away, until the shit was all gone.
It takes self-control to professionally slang bud,
So learn from what I'm saying, don't become a thug.
If you wanna go into business, know your shit first,
Because going in blind, believe me is the worst.
Shit you can do when tryna make some money,
I'm tryna help you out so don't get offended, buddy.

Alot more than 16 bars, but I didn't see any rules for this.
Btw, that's some real shit. I've lost alot of money by buying bud, and smoking alot of it thinking I'd make it back.

Normally I woulda rapped about something else, but there's been alot of raps in this thread talking about dealing and stuff, so I wrote something relevant.

Hey Shin, you remember how many of these we had on elitescape? I loved them...

 

lmao make no sense? your rhymes are the ones that show no diss

 

I guess pyro's was alrite, it wasn't the real shit like he was making it out to be, it was only 13 bars btw too.

 

Gangstas is gangstas, ho's is ho's
Welcome to my hood nigga, welcome to my show
Both yall's raps are slim shitty and weak
I'll leave both yalls tounges played out in the fuckin street
Theres no stoppin me now, yall got me started
Ill give you the benifet of the doubt both your rhymes are retarded
Ill battle both yall niggas tills theres no air left in ur chest
Then you can head home and suck on yo moms breast
You niggas is faulted your rhymes are trash
Try getting outside more often
Instead of sitten on yo ass!

=P
that was for bigmac

<3

 

So??
Comments?

 

It's alright

 

lol i asked a buncha ppl they say im smokin this thread but i love pyro;s his is great and lol ice's is funny.

 

aight first of all i got to tell u this son,
making fun of ice's little shlong is too dam fun,
now you wanna get down to business pyro,
i fucking cut you ass into 8 strips and turn it into a gyro,
mmm i mean yall be hating bigmacdood,
but ya know that ill wup all yo ass's in the hood,
now its time for me to go,
and next time just try to grow an afro fo sho...

 

Lol.

 

bigmac.. 95 percent of these people don't know how to rap battle correctly, please diss me with your best 2 bars and i'll rate it for real, that includes complexity, wordplay, punches, personals, multis, all that.. you have just basic rhymes and not really even disses so you aren't owning this thread to me but i guess whatever u want

 

yo bro at least i dont talk about elfs and swallowin blunts i fucking smoke em man

 

pyro imma turn on some of my hood beats
u talkin bout slangin on ur streets
but u lost money
shit man u called urself a thug
now that is real fuckin funny
imma squash u and ur fake ass rap like a bug
u dont know how to sell profession-ally
bitch im the king just call me ALI
now its time to hit up the new comer
but u already got props from my nigga cucumber
see he said ur rap was ight
but he was holdin back so he wouldnt have to fight
so imma do it for him
Ice Ice Ice is that yo name
i guess ur the pussy everyone gonna blame
for me raisin up and u goin to shame
but hey ill let u take a picture with me to recover some fame
shit ya right man ur rap was LAME
now for the grand finally
Bigmac i thought ud never begone
guess u wanted more looks like im wrong
u said u like to make fun of ice's schlong
how u have enough time when u suckin my dong
u asked alot of people sayin that u smokin this thread
dude we slam u all the time,y u getting confused with my street cred
"yo bro at least i dont talk about elfs and swallowin blunts i fucking smoke em man"
Why not ur the faggot fairy
u couldnt even get payed to pop a cherry
the only thing u smoke is a black and mild
last time that happened the black guy smiled

 

It's called a punchline dumbass, you need a metaphor for a punch, all your rhymes are like oh man u suck at life, i'll murder you with a knife, what part of that diss is good? there's no punch, no wordplay or anything, the elf thing was lame but it compared your rhymes to being small which was something and the blunt line was better then u thought but your ignorant mind can't expand big enough to understand the basics so whatever buddy

 

if you really need an expo, rhymes are hot or cold depending if you spit fire or garbage and obviously i was dissing you saying the only time you do spit fire is when u swallow a blunt and a blunt is somethign u light so fire at the end which means ur rhymes suck, that's the punch, get it? dumbass