Rap battle.

Town is totally p0wning lulz

 

You wanna rap,
But all I see is sweat runnin' down ya back,
Your girl is flat,
Your moms is fat,
Just holla' back,
This is where it's at,
Get me a tic-tac,
'For you get slap'd,
I'm all about,
Spittin' my game,
But I can play Runescape and spit sick rhymes just the same.

I ain't scurred,
Ya heard,
Your breath stank more than Chuck Norris's turd.

I see you over there,
Just sittin' like a rock,
I thought you came to battle but your just suckin' --Censored--

I gotta admit,
I'm on the top of my game,
But the way your spittin' rhymes I'd win it just the same.

Sorry, I couldn't keep it quite PG rated, I tried.

 

Town looks like he thing he game
wow ne one else thinks he mad lame
so u from the dirty south
rappin against me better watch yo mouth
i dont care if we was playin tic tac toe
id still win
and ur gurl would still be my hoe
sayin u at the top of ur game thats bad
damnit man how do u rap so BAD
Man im to high to drive so i play the passenger
closest thing to gettin pussy is harrassing her
stupid ass kid this isnt a show
go sell ur mom and make some real dough

 

wow ppl on sythe can rap!
i got nothing im just watching and you guys are good to tell you thr truth, town you must be bored

 

ha ha weed you thought you could get rid of me but u cant! im hear to stay
yeah im black but i never use that as an excuse
thats why im cleaning up your lyrics like a bottle of douche
Stanky ass lyrics Stanky ass rhymes
i bust the shit out of all your rhymes
we gone party like it's 1999
i run the spot and i leave in the streets
you wanna battle me i just quit the 3-1-3.
You think it's funny i aint Vanilla ice
so when i grab the mic you betta think twice
cuz i'll diss so bad i'll end your life
better yet you see me you better commit suicide
cuz i'll make sure this is a verbal homicide
Whoever said you can rap Damn they lied
Cuz you can't fuck my raps they come to quick and to fast
This is Two Man race Sorry but you came in Last. IF THAT DONT CUT IT:
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I could eat him alive
but I'd rather kill him for sport
I'll abort ya chances
like this beat was pro-choice
your rhymes ain't touching
like virgins chillin with prude boys
you make rude noise
your voice? I can't handle it
drop a track without lyrics
and give your fans a gift
and now I'm questionin god
askin where the balance is
he gave you quite the ego
never told you, you ain't talented
want me to paint the picture better?
check the canvasses
I rock a show thursday
you can bring the sandwiches
yeah, you throw punchs
but never land a fist
your words lack delivery
like postage where the stamp is skipped
what's your damage kid?
I bet you're pourin' over my manuscripts
all you're gonna find is
I hold all of the advantages
you're bait bud,
used to bring the bigger fishes
you need to amputate your legs
to get a stand on hipness
I'm vicious
but compared to this cunt...
I'm magical clean
nothing's dirtier than
what's underneath his vaginal cream
your screams reminisce
of a desert where the sands'll shift
you beatin' me?
you're trippin like hippy campin trips
this bitch slips a disc
tryna hold my weight up
ironic the fags a pussy
cause he's gettin ate up
I hear your verses and I'm like
"say whaaat?"
you leave something to be desired
like your girlfriends A cup
and private message
he wrote a "check the skills and let's dance split"
I clicked the soundclick
but his rhyme bank musta cancelled it
so possible beating me?
highly improbably
matter of fact
that's pretty much, well no...
it is impossible
with your weak lines
I'm wonderin what you'd wanna talk for
I brush your words off easy
like a chalkboard
your punchs lack direction
kid your just pathetic
that's probably why you get slept on
like an anestetic
and if you wanna beef more?
please believe that you'll regret it
I'll draw your blood every day
like a diabetic

 

Wow king pin i thought this was gonna tough
i didnt know my ryhmes would be so rough
Wow man dont go back in time its 2007
only job u could get is workin at the 7/11
says u a forum addict
more like the forum fagget
how u a thug and still rap on here
look people its the nerdy black queer
so u rapped in the 3-1-3
shit son aint none of them rappers got shit on me
sorry if u thought it was a 2 man race
im #1 u just a discrace

 

Yes, I will...this handicapped geek can’t storm the masses...
Bitch, even your hurricanes’ eyes wear duct-taped glasses.
I really haven’t seen softer...not near...ya future’s shit, fool...
The fact your hearts so tender...makes it pretty easy to chew.
See, I know you got sorrows and they’re only gettin harder...
Since you lost your girl to Jesus...her horny Mexican gardener.
She’s pretty sweet...but works dick in her ass, mouth, and bust...
It’s like there’s an angel inside her...that’s always left in disgust.
Best LLL, Best Topical, Best Overall in Text...that’s me, so get pissed...
Cuz you’d only win an award for being missing from most “Best” lists.
4 recent shut outs in FL...Smoka, Feeble, & Com made ya toast...
Losing to vets is expected...but who gets KO’d by town???
I’ll boast bout never gettin sick, once I coma this fool and stay with him...
No remorse for the bitch...s’just vegetables are good for the immune system.
Whippins on course...though a stomach could quease up hittin this dude...
In that case, I’ll just cast iron...drivers, and the whole fuckin bag at you.
And know what you drop’ll be tragic, like someone rabid spit it...
Ya season shot to hell so fast you’d think Chris Benoit was with it.

 

Man u trippin get ur shit right
just stop rappin u cant even put up a fight
talkin about jesus like is is a mexican fag
only girls u get is rapeing old hags
man my lyrics r deadly they show no shame
i guess we can find kingpin in the hall of fame
half the shit u say dont make no sense
stop getting mad
dont get so tense
u couldnt even affored ur own mom
even if she costs some cents
vegatables wow u talk hardcore shit
i bet half the people here stopped reading ur shit
i aint a nerd with glass's
im the man with the plan
shit 2 pac my #1 fan
cant be beatin
only you i be defeatin
im the kid that will hold a gun to ur grill
only thoughts i have is to kill
im the king of this thread
all u fake ass rappers I JUST MADE U DEAD

 

I hear you baiting me lately / I've been doing my best just to stay hater free / Still... watch what you say to me / Sooner or later I take you up on your offering / Put you all in your place / Like I'm replacing your father / You're talking to the author / The architect of the Blueprint/ MY DNA IN YOUR MUSIC / Motherfuckin'... watch what you say to me

 

yo pussy u just need to quit
i here ur ass causing a fit
u can call me the new rick ross
cuz bitch im the NEW BOSS
i own this rap battle
i hit u so hard with the lyric paddle
man this is done man u over
i love when ur mom says"weed plz bend me over"
u say ur the architech well im the creator
u could say im all powerfull like darth vador
ya im motherfuckin
i always watch wat i say
wat u gonna do when i start 2 spray
leave u dead ur family in tears
im done im sick of rappin against these fake ass queers

 

somebody rate who won?

 

Spereff - 7/10 Nice
kingpin - 0/10 (you ripped raps, not cool =/. And dont try to say you didn't, it's obvious)
Town - 8/10 Pretty good, different style of rapping
Weed - 6/10, those rhymes are overused, and your posts are like 2 paragraphs tops.

Somebody rate me, im like on page 7 & 8

 

my bad double post

 

Now I'm jamz and I take no shit
And I don't care for writing hits what im running across to you people is RAP SUXS
The sound you hear is what I like
I'll steal your pop-tarts like I stole your...
Socks!

Charlie, beat the beats, the beats you beat
The only thing harder's the smell of my feet
So listen up 'cause you might get dissed
Go drain the lizard or take a...
Chair!
Damn...watch the beat!


lol...u?


i didn't steal this

 

For you who doen't know I composed this flow for rappers that can't find their own...way to spit their ryme.
Because everything that I spit is mine.
I am the divine.
Everything I have you want but it's mine.
Man, I'm not even trying.
You may aswelll kill yourself now because boy your dieng.
I don't wanna hear no crying, but your free to plead n' beg on your knees....matter fact you should be pleased to get on your knees and ask to suck my dick saying Bitch Please!
You can read over my rymes so you can try to get alot of it but you won't do it because i'm that exotic shit that you momma wanna get wit because my dick in her clit...bada bap bap bap SHE's LOVIN' IT!

Sorry it's not pg 13, I had to use my Mc.Donalds ryme.

 

ahaahahahahaha yeah those were ripped ill post some of my own shit later gotta go to work

 

Dang OWNED XD JIMI WINS!

 

Bitch please,
You know I got 10/10,
I'll just go up and hit you with my Benz,
We're not friends.

I'll hit you with a good rhyme,
This time,
Big time,
All the time,
Every time,
'Cause that's how I do it,
If you a hater get out,
My raps hit so hard,
Everyone's knows what I'm about.

 

wait mine or yours were ripped? I'm confused because I don't even listen to rap, I did this for fun. Maybe some of my lines are similar but that's just a coincidence.

 

Damn man,
you suck,
I don't give a flying fuck,
If your a mod,
Good luck.
You're gonna need it,
your appitite for cock is huge,
you better feed it.

So programmer,
think you can break me with your ban-hammer?
too bad,
you have no power,
your rhymes are sour
not even a middle school grad,
shit son, your beat is bad,
almost as bad,
as your dad,
beats his meat,
then beats your mom.
I'm like King Kong,
ill fuck your mom,
until I rip off her thong.

8/10?
I was being nice,
only cuz you have aids,
and a series of lice.
Im not gonna talk shit about how I am cool,
i have enough to rhyme about,
how kids treat you in school.