Rap battle.

I'm still in HighSchool,
You little n00b,
go in your dad's house,
lick his boob.
It aint that hard, little wussy,
go back home, lick your mom's pussy.

Not bad, for a person like you,
who masturbates to a wad of poo.
Where are your skills, where is the rhyme?
You can't even afford to lose a dime.
You're so poor, you aint rich,
Martha Stewart claims you as her bitch.

It's all between you and me,
instead of orange juice, you drank pee.
I didn't know anyone that's that dumb,
oh right, you didn't learn how to cum.
It's okay, I knew this was your plan,
to grow and feed like a woMAN.

Wow, you licked my mom's clit?
I didn't know you were so desperate. (desper-it)
But that's okay, that's your life,
you start portraying as a wife.
You're a loser, you got no luck,
Go do yo mom, I don't give a fuck.


Damn. I did worse this time. But. STEEL GOOD.

Go Robin Go. Let's see what you got.

 

Bitch please,
I wanna be a wife?
If that's all you got,
then you must be in strife.
Spereff?
Would you car' if,
I fucked your mom so hard,
she couldn't eat her lard?

The reason why you're such a loser,
is cause your dad beats your mom,
and your dads a boozer,
and when their done, when their through,
your mom straps on a dildo,
and they gangbang you.

D'you go to church?
Do you mind?
If pastor pat,
is licking your behind?
You make sick sex with six men,
can you say that fast without fucking your friend?
sucking him,
licking him,
getting fucked by him.

I don't have rhymes to spare for your sorry ass,
And I don't care if you do harass,
younger boys,
it brings you great joy,
and on special occations,
a lot of noise.


This one was ok

 

Wow check this out...
rappers on sythe..

OKAY ITS MY TURNNNNNN:



You guys cant rap, why waste your time...

afterall this is not a nursery ryme.


Im so poor i gota call collect, man hold up, new subject.
Im on a project to be a suspect and i demand respect


these niggaz gota rehearse to spit a verse, i tend to
spit game like a mad curse, put yur rymes in reverse.


This is my rap, if you dont like it eat my crap

WORDDDD! THUG BABY LOL ...



JK im a white boy skater emo kid i dont do that stuff

 

man im finally back
here to see all the new people yeaa they wack
looks like its robin and speriff goin at it again
but no one knows they like men HA HA
u all listen to "this is why im hot"
well listen to "ur girlfriend sucked my cock"
stupid ass faggets ill crush u like maggots
look at pk wantin some respect
cant talk about girls he'll change the subject
check out that guy Food
man i aint even gonna diss him i aint in the mood
so i here merchant millz likes to flow
even if he could his mom always gonna be my #1 hoe
how many times do i need to repeat myself
i got so many awards they cant all fit on the shelf
i just dissed u all in one single rhyme
dont be mad cuz this isnt the first time
im off time to get me a bag-o-weeds
tell all ur mom to gimmie her #
cuz im the dick they all needs

 

Yeah, you wish you had my moms number,
but I got got yours,
and you chasing after little boys,
but I got whores.

So tell me pot deala,
what's it like to feel'a
dogs dick,
than proceeding to suck it ,
and if theres some cum,
you sometimes truck it.

You're so poor,
you can't afford a whore,
and since your moms 50 cents,
you still need to get bent, (fucked)
I don't have time,
to rebuttle every phrase,
and you shouldn't be in my presence,
until you get a raise.

I don't need to know,
how you shove bread dough,
so far up you bum,
you don't need to use your thumb.

So next time,
you wanna fap,
remember,
remember this rap,
and remember these words,
remember them well,
Nobody likes your fat ass,
farewell.

 

Aight, I'm coming back with another rap. I'm just busy playing RS.


Alright. Rap time. Time for some crap.


Hell yeah Robin, you're a wife,
you live your life with a kitchen knife.
All your lines are really lame,
Get the hell out, this is my rap game.

You know my mom, got no doubt?
Stalking her, reading her, checking her out.
That's sad, that's wrong, very gay,
I'm here now, get out of my way.

You rape boys, you rape guys,
stop hidin' around, coverin' up those lies.
Just admit it, you're nub dude,
When you're with me, you're effing screwed.

So please, go drink your discharge,
look at your breasts, get them enlarged.
Take a look at your small little cleavage,
instead of a dildo, you used a sausage.


That's right.

(I don't mean any of these insults by the way, it's all good.) =)

 

Sausage and cleavage don't rhyme you twit,
Your logic is as fucked up as your mother’s tit,
You seem to be obsessed,
With men's boob size,
Maybe because you like to suffocate,
In-between your fathers thighs.

You dream about hot sweaty balls,
You like to jerk it in bathroom stalls,
So don't start this brawl,
cuz you’re gonna take a massive fall,
And lose it all,
Which is nothing,
Since I know your bluffing,
Since you’re all the time scuffing,
At your non-existent hair,
While you think about a transvestite,
While your dick’s in an éclair.

I have no time,
For shit like you,
Ill get my partner in crime,
And your mom we'll screw.

I spit rhymes as fast,
As you lie,
About your dick size,
5 inches?
4 inches?
2 inches?
1?
How many times did I penetrate your mum?
More than 10 times your dick length,
Son!

Gangbang?
She’s with us,
15% discount,
If it's on a bus.

Your rhymes are so whack,
You’d think you’ve been smokin’ crack,
But you havn’t,
Cause your too scared,
What’s that bitch?
7-year member of D.A.R.E?

Time's tickin',
look at your clock,
no time to stick your cock,
in a sock,
hold it tight, keep it locked,
first time sperm, wow that's a shock!

So bitch, to wrap things up,
everybody knows,
that your moms a slut,
and guess what?
guess what next?
your moms suckin' so much,
she might have to get her neck checked.
And about those breasts, yes,
She does need to confess,
That indeed,
She is in need,
Of a 3rd boob job,
Hope she doesn’t bleed.

Thought this was over?

 

lissen up. lissen up
man, yus musta bin pissin up
I'm the baddest rapper in this game
My lines make others go insane
They so fine
they must be mine

all you punkass wannabe rappers
wit all your fake bling bling
wacked little lines
neva seen the streets or anyfing

Shorties, youd ben beten by cops
crushed like a petal
Give me the props
or feel my metal

Yus thinks you know it all, yu lazy n fat
Keep messin' wit me 'n feel my spiked bat

 

Son you garbage we got lie detectors, man we know you fake,
cuz you amount to more ass than girls at a concert for Justin Timberlake,
Your whack raps, dawg your whole verse sound like a chorus,
Cuz you repeat the flow, Questioning me like a lost tourist,
You catz is boring to me, lets state the facts, you need a dictionary...
To post ya raps, but you seem to have forgot the use of a cemetery...
I bury the lies, along with you cries cuz nigga this is a lyrical avalanche...
So Why you crossing my path, I over do shit like using a laser to kill ants,
Son lets be honest, you should pay homage, so nigga wheres the money,
You suppose to be a thug, more like a clown, cuz you niggas is funny.

 

Wow, king pin thought he was cool thought he could rap
how come he the only black person i know who is wack?
man my rhymes hit u like bolders
i keep note of all the people i kill in raps next to me in folders
ur just another person wantin to be shut down
crossing ur path u say?
say another word ill roll up on ur block and start to spray
nigga lets be honest u couldnt make money even if u sold ur honey
homie dont frown shit ill always be wearin this crown
i am a thug, bitch i am funny,yea i am a clown
guess what im da king of this Town

 

king pin u talk about streets and the hood
how do u own a computer?
u the only nigga i know that could
u fake ass wanna be
defeating u is a honnor to me
u think we lazy and fat
just wait till u here my tech go ra-ta-ta-tat
4 bullets in ur back
stop rappin kid ur shit is wack

 

sittin on dem 24's
When i stop, fuck ya day keep turnin'
roll down dem window to release da smoke my hugee blunts keep burning
20 thousand cash, stuffed in my dash,
trunk filled up with that light green grass.


all i got so far

 

Don't even battle with me,
You know you're gonna lose,
If you gotta ask that,
Then you musta had some boos.

You know I can musta a rhyme,
One mo' time,
Lemonlime,
On a dime,
That's fine.

Your rhymes are weak,
Your crip is whack,
You better be lookin' round,
Before I stab you in the back.

I got this all day,
Don't play,
I'm from the A.

Atlanta's where it's at,
And all my rhymes are phat,
I would take your girl,
But I think she's too flat.

You see how it flow,
Bake the dough,
Big row,
You know,
Cause you blow.

Gotta finish up,
Get back to business,
All of you could witness,
All this fitness,
And all the resistance,
But I gotta get back,
To what I was doin',
It was your mom,
That I was screwin'.

That's how we do,
In the ATL,
Don't come 'round here,
If you don't know well.

And I did all that with out coming close to a swear word.

 

rofl town u must be reallllllllyyyyyyy! bored

 

How would you know if my cock,
was a tiny bit?
Did you try to stalk me,
trying to look at it?
Now honestly, my dick is big,
I gotta admit.
What you got, a slit?
with a big fat zit?

I thought you were a guy, a normal man,
but with these features, you look more like an Anne.
Go to a clinic, get your full sex change,
Run around the town, looking fucking strange.

OMG, stop talking about my mum,
are you covering up the fact,
that you couldn't cum?
I know she's good, she's better than you,
Go act in beastiary porn, put at the zoo.

Hell no, this game aint over yet,
you spent time with that cheap whore,
and now you're in debt.
Trust me I know, I'm not gay,
I saw it in the "Pet and Animals" on ebay!


Go get a life, go earn so money,
and please stop calling other guys "honey."

It makes you sound gay, it makes you sound wrong,
you got no cock that is even 1 CM long.

It's weird rapping with you, you're such a bore,
sucking dicks, like that cheap street whore.
Like I said, go change yourself into a lady,
look in that deep slit, dark and shady.

Nope. It's not over yet. Hey, it's something to do, right?

 

alright all ya punks take it up the ass,
yall just bad rappers why dont u give it a pass,
robin talking bout others jerking off,
how come uze the only bitch drinking cheap smirnoff,
ya heard i mean you think you dope,
but the baddest bitch out here (robin) cant elope,
sterile is her cunt you cant git her done,
bitch take it doggy style im here to have some fun,
so this is bigmacdood and i just peep my style,
and next time you hear me on the radio you know u cant switch the dial.
cuz im too good for ur words i am like god,
i own this thread up bitch just make me a mod.

 

bigmacdood imma start with u
how can u come in here sayin u the best
when u cant rap like the rest
if u know smirnoff aint cheap
stupid ass kid hope my words dont make u weep
man TOWN u talk about suckin dick like u a pro
u aint no rapper just another hoe
sayin u from the ATL
fuck the south yall can go to hell
stop ass pussies knock u out wit the ring of the bell
snitches like u send hustlers like me to jail
but i come back again an again
to see u fuckin random men
fuckin fake ass rapper
u da kind of person who would drop a dime
just to not serve time
pussy stay behind the computer all safe and nice
if i see u on the street
u gonna be the first i slice
NOW for LOTTO
its usually to diss is my motto
but i aint gonna diss u homie
after this battle
and i own these bitches like they my cattle
im not gonna stunt
we gonna smoke a fatass blunt
ohhhhhhhh spereff u thought i was done
shit dissin u is nothin but fun
all u talk about is moms,dicks, and cum
i bet the thought of incest makes u say YUM!
stupid ass fags think yall is real
i should charge u all to read what i spill
shit might as well send u all the bill
well fuck this i just won it all
Time for me to hit the PLAYERS BALL

 

first of all playa i aint from the atl,
though im gangsta enuf to put a bullet in ur ass the size of a g shell,
you talking bout some shitty ass players ball,
bitch you couldnt ball like me just stick to being small,
alright so i just dont want this to turn into a massacre,
why dont you go back to yo hood and stick to being a wangster,
oh one more thing for me to dis yo ass on,
you dont smoke joints like me and bob marley mon,
so game over thats it i own i win,
and next time i take ur mother up the ass tell her its my dick not a pin.

 

bigmacdood obviously u cant read
shit even looks like u dont smoke weed
u always talk about ass's and dicks
wat u should be talkin about is grass and chicks
i dont wanna ball like u a straight up bitch
u prob the first one out of ur crew to snitch
u couldnt turn nothin into a massacre
closest thing to pussy u got is when u talked dirty to ur mom
then she called the cops saying u sexually harrassed her
wow man u dumbass prick
how u gonna go and make fun of ur own dick
sayin its small like a pen
shit i know for u sure u like men
i won this battle cuz i spit mad game
yall can find me in the hall of fame

 

So are you inferring that your dick is as small as a pin? Or are you shoving it hard, and painful, like a pin?

Lol.