Most Awkward Situations you been in?!

If you haven't noticed, he's being sarcastic, stop trying to act like you know everything.

Most awkward: Mom walked in while I was jacking off. XD I'm not sure if she saw me or not, she was like "why do you have your pants off?", and I made something up. I tried to avoid her for a while after that rofl.

Another one: When I was like 4, something fell in my pants, so I reached in to get it with my dad right next to me, and he thought I was masturbating. He was like "DON'T JACK OFF IN FRONT OF ME!" and my mom just kinda stared blankly.

 

I was playing Counter Strike, and some noob headshotted me with a knife.

The next one is for you to decide if it's true or not, one day I deleted the Internet Explorer!!!!

 

Wow, how the hell do you accidentally delete internet explorer?

 

It's a joke okay. You obviously didn't know Iamaminer.

 

no, i didnt

 

To put an end to this pointless discussion, I suggest that you look in the mirror. Your own stupidity and ignorance causes you to have difficulty detecting written emotions or behaviors.

 

seriously you two... your petty insults are getting you nowhere. stop abusing "ignorant." and its not ignorance causing his inability to detect written emotions. have you ever tried being sarcastic over an instant messenger? doesn't work.

 

pwnt.

 

My bro walked in while i was lookin at my dads playboy jackin it lol

 

I was talkin about the stories that were fake.

1337_Byte, you weren't around for iamaminer either. He was around in June '06. You got killed by the rollback so obviously you weren't around in June.

And to the people who get caught whacking it, try turning your computer away from places where people can walk in. It works for me. I almost got caught like 10 times, but they couldn't see past the computer.

 

Or just dont get caught. =p

 

Well it rolled back to when my old account had a different password, which I didn't know what it was, so I had to make a new account, which was this one. Besides, if I didn't know about it, how would I know he deleted the Internet and acted dumb?

 

I never thought i would get caught but the bedroom door lock didnt work apparently at the hotel lol..

My bro walked right in while i was whackin it

 

Well...it seems like a lot of people...well...mass debate in their free time...

 

What is with all the people saying someone else walked in while they were wacking off, do you people do this when there is someone in the next room or something. Seriously.

 

Dude. You are so addicted to porno that you had to whack it in a hotel? Geez...

PORNO RUINS LIVES!!!

EDIT: PMG 222 POSTS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

most awkward situation ive been in was when i was trying to ask a mexican mcdonalds worker for a bigmac meal

me: may i have a big mac combo please ?
mexican:whaa?
me:combo number 4
mexican: ohh soo ya wanna da chicken sandwichh ?
me:uh no , id like a big mac meal please
mexican:whaa?
me:fat burger with beef
mexican: ohh ok why you not da say so..

 

Hm besides reading all these bad insults... Um one time I went to a fair with my gf and dad then the guy wouldnt let us get off the ride and my dad acted drunk and stuff, it was called tempest i think it spun pretty fast and the cart you were in also spun so you got pretty dissy... i was on the ride for like 7 turns till he finaly let us off and my dad started grabbing random people like a retard saying " dont trust this man", " he never let us off" " hes mad "
"you will never ride the same again" and other shit, actually it was kinda funny but still awkward

 

A few years ago when I was like 10 me and my friends were trick or treating and we were with this one kid one of my friends brought along who I didn't know at all and then we went back to my house and everyone left but the kid I didn't know and we just sat there for like 20 minutes.. Real Awkward lol..

 

I had a sexual urge when my friends baby was naked in a room alone with me. Sike. I'm not a child molester! Hahahaha! No really they're gay. Like Michael Jackson.