Most Awkward Situations you been in?!

Try having them jacking off WITH you over porn.

 

For all the people who said parents walking in while you have porn on hit the head on the nail.

I avoided them to the best of my ability for weeks.

 

Dude that's just sic :s
You almost made me trow up lol


EDIT: LOOOL I WAS TELLING HIS STORYS TO A MATE & HE SAID "Yeah, guess who that guy is"
ROFL

 

It's always a good idea if your watching porn to watch it when your parents AREN'T in the house.

Anyway, lets see i was about 12 years old and i went into a bathroom, except the door didn't have a lock on it(which sucked), and i was in the middle of taking a piss and 2 teenage girls(they looked 13-14)barged in and start staring at my dick.I turn around quickly, and forgot that i was still peeing, and spray them in the face.
That should have teached them a valuable lesson.

 

rofl fear da ocelot...ahhahahahahaha

 

Lmao, how did they react to that.

How much is a season pass to wild waves cost? or even a day pass I haven't been there for a few years and that seems like that'd be fun.

And for some reason I cant think of any awkward moments I've had. I try to avoid them and when they happen I just laugh and go with it.

 

look at wierdest moments thread also

 

why did your parents watch it with you?

 

Way to steal things from South Park.

 

Dude...I feel so bad 4 u. i wonder what your parents think of you know when they look at you..."that boy is so dirty. i cant believe i raised such a pervert. his penis is sooo small!"

 

Try having them jacking with you when your grandfather walks in and asks if he can cricle jerk to chickswithdicks.com

 

LMAoo rofl almost wet myself then....never really had any porn moments seeing as i dont exactly wank when my parents r in the next room

 

his friend sitting next to him said that, quoting south park

hes not copying

 

lolz guyz u r funy LOL

n e wayz 1 tiem i woz havin scx wit my gf at my granz hose n yall lolz

newayz we woz doin it on my granz bed nd my granz kame out of hr batrom we dint evn no she woz in der loln she woz nked n woz lek how did u gt in hr lolz den we hd a 3sum wit hr nd grampy kame in wit a riful n shawt my gf and hd anull cex wit my granz wile i pentratd hr gina lolz

 

heh joewnn <3

yeah well try wanking it when your parents are gone to some dumpster porn, and having the whole family walk in on you jacking it in the living room and you turn and cum all over your dad and grandma and your grandma dies from a heart attack? BEAT THAT



<3 American pie Naked Mile

 

I Woke up one day, i had a brown stain on the back of my boxers and not knowing, I walked into the kitchen when my parents had company over O.O

Bad extra spicy tacos...

 

lol i actually laughed at that one

 

I can't think of any good ones right now, but one thing happened yesterday when I was sittin in class I got a sneeze so I let it all out... on my sleeve.. not knowing it was going to be this HUGE blob jiggling back and forth, therefore with no method of cleaning it up (my math teachers doesn't let anyone go to the bathroom) I continued to sit there with my head down and covering my sleeve, not to mention sitting next to a hot chick when my math teacher tells me to sit up straight. Then this kid in front of me turns around and is like "WHAT THE HELL IS ON YOUR SLEEVE!?!?!" and I'm like.. aww.. shit..

Yeah but i'll come up with a better one that happened.

 

Another one, During English one day, i hada fart really bad, no really, im serious you dont even know, really bad. This kid was sitting next to me, and i just let i rip, it litteraly, shook my chair, and was the loudest thing ive heard.
He Got up and RAN to the other side of the room, i started laughing, my teacher gave me Lunch Det For farting, talk about unfair.


But wait, theres more.
I Was walking down the hallway later that day, and i felt something dripping Down my leg, Sooo yeah, not a good day.

 

Okay.

1). One time I was wanking in my parent's room in the middle of the night while they were asleep.
It just so happens that my dad wakes up and sneaks up on me.
So right as I'm about to splurge, he grabs the computer chair and flips me out of it. Turns out that a cumshot hit him straight in the eye. He is now blind in his right eye.
To this day, he still doesn't know what happened.

2). In school one time, I was day dreaming about fucking this chick in my class. So I had a full on boner.
I get called up and of course I had forgotten to zip my fly after using the bathroom. So my cock pops right out and everyone sees it.