Most Awkward Situations you been in?!

Lol, this one is quite funny.

 

how the HELL do you go blind from a cumshot in the eye

 

^ever put salt on a slug? that's probably what happened to his dad's eye with the sodium content in sperm XD

it's not like there was anything too see..and especially not anything for your dad too see XD\

 

rofl at disney land i decided to go into the haunted mansion alone.. for some reason i cant remember but when that fucking ceiling like extended up and like the speakers screamed i jumped and grabed this hot chicks arm..... i was like :O... hehe sorry.. -.-"

 

One time i was very tired and decided to go to bed, but before I went to bed i decided to have 1 last jack-o-thon. So i started to jack but I was so tired out from the mornings jack-o-thon that it took forever for me to hit climax. So like a half hour later i was so tired i just fell asleep, pants down, hand on weeny and all. I wake up te next morning to my dog giving me oral (who has tons of fleas and a disease on his saliva) what I didn't know was that my parents had caught my right when the dog was sucking it. I had to go to a months worth of therapy for bestality help.

 

I was nerd pen dueling people at school, and I tripped so the other person stabbed me hard.

And once I was running away from jocks trying to beat me up, since I'm a nerd and all. They had almost caught up to me, but then I started stabbing them with my pen, I had owned most of them, but then another nerd came up to me, and BAM, I got nerd penned.

 

Mine would have to be after the first time i had sex, i didn't remember who she was by the next morning because i was so para the night before.

 

Grammatical lunatics such as yourself makes me lose all hope in the human race.

 

Hahaha. once i got up infront of class to do a speach, i looked at my mate who was making jacking-off signals (i don't know why). So i laughed and soo much snot just shot out my nose all down my face. (I had a cold).

 

If he was blind in his right eye, he would still be able to see you watching porn or fingering yourself with his left eye. Logic proves you wrong.

 

Lol I bet the kid above me thinks all those stories are true.

 

Okay well i had a friend over one time and we got done watching tourettes guy and was screamin shit like' PISS' and 'COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK'. If you haven't heard of him you don't know what im talking about.

anyways, my parents weren't home and my buddy was in the front room while i was in my room.
I was in there and i started yelling 'PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS' and running down the hall. I get there and my parents are there.

 

You, sir, are an idiot. Do you truly believe that story was true? News flash kid. It wasn't.

Common sense proves you wrong.

 

Lol funny ones
But 1 time we had read time where the teacher reads us a book and we sit there. The teacher asked us a question and i was going to raise my arm/hand and in the action of rasiing it i ripped one rly big it was so funny my teacher was laughing also loll

Anothber one i was wit my gf no sex stuff lol we were wit friends in my friends basement and it was dark cause were doing some glowing dakr shit idk. So i had to take a rly bad shit and i was moving around like trying to keep it in. and my friend hit my aSS there weird like that and i ripped one so big and it smelt and i had to call my mom to get me to go home lol

 

"Hey uhh... Ma? Yeah... Can you like, come pick me up?"
"Why hunny, what's wrong?"
"I ... I pooped. "

And to the people calling joewnn an idiot, he realizes the stories are fake, no need to insult him.

 

I was playing football once and I wast looking and I ran into the stands trying to catch a ball.

also at school once i was called up to present a project and while walking up to the front i tripped and snapped the legs off of a table.

 

NO SHIT LOL

hau did u no lololz

u r 1 smart kid, kid. omgsz lolz hwa u kno i dint kno lozl u r smtrrt
lolz u r so fukken smartz omg lolz

e: Oh, I forgot, thanks for trying to boost your "lolziown" reputation, kid.

 

Joewnn.
Your typing skill blinds me.

 

My story is true

 

Proving even further your stupidity and ignorance.