pick up lines

[TripleSix]

everybody post a funny pickup line.

i'll start




do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?

 

[XAQ]

wow

 

[Irrational]

I like riding epic mounts, may I ride you?

 

[XAQ]

 

[TripleSix]

call an ambulance, cause the sight of you stopped my heart.

 

[Deedlebag]

This thread is fail, and so are you.

 

[XAQ]

call an ambulance, cause the sight of you stopped my heart.

R u gay?

 

[Irrational]

call an ambulance, cause the sight of you stopped my heart.

Um, I do believe CPR would work better in such a case.

 

[Damien0124]

wanna fck?

 

[TripleSix]

Did you fart? because you just blew me away

 

[Irrational]

How are you? <-- that shit fucking works.

 

[XAQ]

do you lik to fuck dead chickens? Me too!

 

[TripleSix]

Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan

 

[shakaka]

I canceled out your threads existence.

This thread no longer gas a topic and is now about peanuts.


Lovely peanuts.

 

[TripleSix]

are you an alien? cause you just abducted my heart

 

[Damien0124]

I canceled out your threads existence.

This thread no longer gas a topic and is now about peanuts.


Lovely peanuts.

Can it pleeeaeaeaeaease be about pistachios?

 

[TripleSix]

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

 

[shakaka]

Can it pleeeaeaeaeaease be about pistachios?

I'm expanding the category to all nuts.

 

[TripleSix]

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.

 

[Castform]

Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink?