Your best DAD jokes ?

@King is my best dad joke :shrug:

 

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where is the dad part ? lol

That’s the dad doing it lol

 

[cortes]

post your BEST
dad/bad jokes?

as you know, dad jokes are so bad they are good
post the worst jokes you know!
(Naughty ones are welcome)


My examples:
Light travels faster than sound, which is the reason that some people appear bright before you hear them speak.



Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms



I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work…









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Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don't work

 

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These are great! lol

 

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What's the difference between your penis and a bonus check? Someone's always willing to blow your bonus..

lmao haven't heard that one before

 

What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle? They rose