Your best DAD jokes ?

post your BEST
dad/bad jokes?

as you know, dad jokes are so bad they are good
post the worst jokes you know!
(Naughty ones are welcome)


My examples:
Light travels faster than sound, which is the reason that some people appear bright before you hear them speak.



Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms



I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work…









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[E P I C D]

Chemistry jokes probably don’t get a reaction

 

During the French Revolution, what happened to Louis the 16th's head?
[redacted]

 

During the French Revolution, what happened to Louis the 16th's head?
[redacted]

it was redistributed.

 

During the French Revolution, what happened to Louis the 16th's head?
[redacted]

lol that was a good one!

 

Are you prone to SN2 reactions? Cause I'd like my nucleophile to attack from the backside.

 

[Juws]

Why did Izad stay home from the party?

He wasn't invited

 

[r4mmstein]

I don't always tell Dad jokes, but when I do, he usually laughs.

 

What's the difference between your penis and a bonus check? Someone's always willing to blow your bonus..

 

What's the difference between a whore and your wife? At least a whore will blow you before she blows your bonus.

 

What's the difference between a whore and your wife? At least a whore will blow you before she blows your bonus.

lol so much better!!!!

 

[Juws]

Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket?

"Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket."

 

Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.

 

What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? A glad-he-ate-her

@Gladiator, came to mind

 

[E P I C D]

What becomes easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

A woman.

 

[Factimex]

Dad one day I came to the park with my mom, I heard that he was going to smoke a cigarette and he never came back. He was 5 years old, I remember it as if it was yesterday. My mom thinks that I don't know that the guy who is with her is not my father

post data, it's not a joke story from my real life that makes me laugh

 

What’s blue and doesn’t fit? A dead epileptic.

(Told this to my epileptic dad. He was not amused. Sorry Dad)

 

[Geluk]

knock knock
Who's there?
Not father

 

[Hashed]

Have you ever sat there and watched your watch?

 

[Geluk]

Have you ever sat there and watched your watch?

where is the dad part ? lol