Your Mom Jokes, rate each one!!!

First off, these are NOT my jokes so don't go saying "you got those off some website" because i fucking well know i did, anyway onto the jokes ;

please rate each one out of 10 and after add your own ones!


Your mom's like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!

Your mom's like a racecar driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day!

Your mom's like a vaccum cleaner, she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet!

Your mom's a carpenter's dream, she's flat as a board and she's never been screwed!

Your mom's so fat she uses a matress as a tampon!

Your mom's so fat, she put on a pair of guess jeans and the answer popped out!

Your mom's just like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw!

Your mom's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they threw a blanket over the pacific ocean!

Your mom's so fat, she needs a hoola hoop to keep her socks up!

Your mom's like a refrigirator, everyone sticks their meat in her!

Your mom's so fat, she broke the family tree!

Your mom's so dumb, she took a spoon to the superbowl!

Your mom's just like a shotgun, one cock and she blows!



Hope you enjoyed please rate each.

 

your mom is so fat because she do useless threads.

 

funny!!!!!

















































































not.

 

your mums so fat everytime she sits down she has to ask for planning permission

 

Best one yet!

 

yo mama so stupied she thought shes a dad

 

Your mom is so fat, she's not fat, she's obese.

These threads are really stupid.

 

Your mum is so dumb, she failed a survey?

Thank you, thank you.