Your Mom Jokes, rate each one!!!

[YourMumJokes]

First off, these are NOT my jokes so don't go saying "you got those off some website" because i fucking well know i did, anyway onto the jokes ;

please rate each one out of 10 and after add your own ones!


Your mom's like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!

Your mom's like a racecar driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day!

Your mom's like a vaccum cleaner, she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet!

Your mom's a carpenter's dream, she's flat as a board and she's never been screwed!

Your mom's so fat she uses a matress as a tampon!

Your mom's so fat, she put on a pair of guess jeans and the answer popped out!

Your mom's just like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw!

Your mom's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they threw a blanket over the pacific ocean!

Your mom's so fat, she needs a hoola hoop to keep her socks up!

Your mom's like a refrigirator, everyone sticks their meat in her!

Your mom's so fat, she broke the family tree!

Your mom's so dumb, she took a spoon to the superbowl!

Your mom's just like a shotgun, one cock and she blows!



Hope you enjoyed please rate each.

 

[syrianska]

your mom is so fat because she do useless threads.

 

[Kefo]

your mom is so fat because she do useless threads.

funny!!!!!

















































































not.

 

[-jake-]

your mums so fat everytime she sits down she has to ask for planning permission

 

[shawnvd]

your mom is so fat because she do useless threads.

Best one yet!

 

[mum_mom_mam]

yo mama so stupied she thought shes a dad

 

Your mom is so fat, she's not fat, she's obese.

These threads are really stupid.

 

[Kadaj]

Your mum is so dumb, she failed a survey?

Thank you, thank you.