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Hello this guide will show you how to pick up your local corner ladies. I know some of you are probably laughing at this but i remember a kid at my school agreeing that his mum was a whore and stuff (obviously not educated!) well this is going to explain what a whore is, looks like sounds like etc. If your mum leaves the house late wearing barely any clothes DO NOT READ ON SHE COULD BE A LADY FROM THE CORNER!
Ok, that was the introduction now to explain how to pick them up. You usually find that they hang around corners with not much lighting or you can goto your local phone book in the Yellow pages or business directory and look up escorts. Once you have found an appealing name for an escort service ring up and check to see if they are females. If so you can continue, if not keep searching for more numbers.
Call the number and ask what their rate is, if you can't afford a pretty large bill i wouldn't suggest calling. Order 3 of their finest and send them to a random address and meet them there. Once you have met the ladies you should introduce your self and take them out for tea. After you have had a nice meal and you think this is the right one to do it with choose a lady and take her to a hotel( NOTE: Not your own house.)
Once your at the hotel act like you have alot of money and ask for the hourly rate and get the most expensive room you can, right now she will be very impressed at your large spendings and think that your going to tip her well, Which means that she will most likely do you harder putting on a better fake FAQ.
Once it's done and she hits you up with a bill run off and makesure you haven't told them your name or anything and borrow a mates car so that she goes to his house and fronts his woman
really funny. Anyway i hope nobody does this it was just a random guide i made.
+Rep if you want.
-Sparkells.
Ok, that was the introduction now to explain how to pick them up. You usually find that they hang around corners with not much lighting or you can goto your local phone book in the Yellow pages or business directory and look up escorts. Once you have found an appealing name for an escort service ring up and check to see if they are females. If so you can continue, if not keep searching for more numbers.
Call the number and ask what their rate is, if you can't afford a pretty large bill i wouldn't suggest calling. Order 3 of their finest and send them to a random address and meet them there. Once you have met the ladies you should introduce your self and take them out for tea. After you have had a nice meal and you think this is the right one to do it with choose a lady and take her to a hotel( NOTE: Not your own house.)
Once your at the hotel act like you have alot of money and ask for the hourly rate and get the most expensive room you can, right now she will be very impressed at your large spendings and think that your going to tip her well, Which means that she will most likely do you harder putting on a better fake FAQ.
Once it's done and she hits you up with a bill run off and makesure you haven't told them your name or anything and borrow a mates car so that she goes to his house and fronts his woman
really funny. Anyway i hope nobody does this it was just a random guide i made.+Rep if you want.
-Sparkells.
