I got sent to a military school my 10th grade year, so I have a lot of good stories. The best was watching a teacher and student get into a fist fight. Saw a few other teachers walk out of class, many others quit on their first day, and one broke down crying in the middle of class.
One time my roommate was smoking weed in the room in the middle of the night and for some reason the tac officer on duty thought it was my friend next door and he almost got busted for it. He was pissed as hell and told my roommate he could either beat his ass or take 3 punches to the face. It was pretty fucked up to watch, but entertaining nonetheless. Another guy there wanted to get kicked
out of the school and convinced his friend to let him smash a guitar over his head. He then lit up a cigarette, started pissing in the hall way, and then started cussing out the tac officer. Never saw him again after that.
Another time I pissed in a bottle all the way full and it was really yellow so I put drink mix in it. I told some kid I'd stop messing with him if he could chug a bottle faster than me and he drank 3/4ths of it before he noticed after everyone started laughing and then he threw up on my roommates bed. People would also steal uniform hats of someone they didn't like and stick them in a toilet and see how many people could shit on it. One time, it got so high that shit was just stacking up on the toilet. It was disgusting and was there for days. The toilet couldn't be used for the rest of the year. After someone finally found out, the whole company had to do drills all night because no one said anything.
I also went to a private christian school in 11th and 12th grade. I usually went to school on some sort of drug, but just about everyone there was clueless and nobody ever noticed. I got ISS for skipping school one time. It was my first one at that school and figured there would at least be a few other students in there with me, so I decided to take some acid to make it more enjoyable. I ended up getting there and it was a tiny ass room with just me and this random guy that I found out was actually a preacher at some church. He actually ended up being real chill and it wasn't bad at all. He'd just let me go to the bathroom whenever and I just walked around the halls most of the day. It was pretty obvious that I was tripping out and I'm sure I said some things to him I shouldn't have, but I never heard anything about it later.
I got searched a few times towards the end of the year, but it always when I wasn't doing anything wrong. The teachers definitely weren't very smart here. On the last day of school of my senior year, I was taking my final exam which was bible class lol. I had a 69 and knew I couldn't pass it, so I wrote all the answers on paper. I was in study skills, so I got to take the test in a room with just me, a teacher, and like 2 other kids spread out. The teacher apparently saw me messing with something in my pockets and after I finished the test and was about leave, the principal comes in. He makes me empty my pockets and show them to him. The paper was still in my pocket and I managed to make it look like they were empty and he didn't see it. If he had, then I wouldn't have graduated, gotten kicked out, and would've had to repeat another year. I still can't believe I managed to last 2 years at that school.
And also making out with my girlfriend, in ISS when we had a Gay teacher watching us... (Disgusting I know).
