Funny school stories

Bro actually? thats some messed up shit.

The day before i changed schools, at around 1am in the morning, me and another mate that was leaving, went onto the school field, and it had just been refernished for the soccer players. I decided to pour gasoline all over the field, but into a giant penis. Lit it and ran, noone ever knew who it was, lets hope it stays that way.

Apperantly aswell the school just spent $10k on the field. All goods!

Aswell as im leaving my school at the end of this year, and moving back to my old school. So i have something big planned for this year. But anyone got any suggestions what i should do?

 

Bump.

Anyone have any stories about teachers? I know a teacher in my middle school was caught jacking off during class and another teacher (female, not bad looking) was caught having sex with some weird indian student that nobody knew.

 

Last day of school, we where getting a 25 million dollar school next year, so there where going to tear down the old one.

Don't ask me why but a bud of mine had a cherry bomb and a lighter, lit it dropped it on a toilet it busted the bottom pipe causing massive amounts of glass and water to spray.

Sounded like a bomb went off literally had my ears ringing. walked out waiting to be grabbed by staff No one was there every one was just walking by we looked at each other and said" how the fuck din't they hear that?" Then jumped in his truck and went home.

^Freshman year few years ago. <-- true story.

inb4FakenGay.


edit- different story, same freshman year the senoiurs put dead deer bodies * live in georgia* all over campus and glued the nurses office door shut princ made them clean it all up in the rain during homecoming lol.

 

My friends made me laugh so hard, I squirted chocolate milk out of my nose.
Twice.

 

Last day of school my sophomore year the already graduated seniors brought water balloons and started throwing them during lunch. 8 fights broke out and a mini-riot ensued as cops used mace to try and clear out the people. Everyone stayed in the area after the bell rang and eventually the school released everyone 30 minutes early just as riot police showed up.

I was watching from the roof over the cafeteria when our principal chased me and a friend down a hallway screaming get them.

 

I'll add on a little something else to mine.

Today, in that same math class ( I'm taking algebra essentials, and there's 5 seniors in my class) we took a quiz and all the problems were literally like 8 + (10 x 2). So we were all done in 5 mins. Then that black chick started arguing with some kid about the devil and shit like that. Then she ran up to the front of the class and started preaching to try and get rid of the demons in him. The whole time my teacher was just watching and laughing.

 

I got sent to a military school my 10th grade year, so I have a lot of good stories. The best was watching a teacher and student get into a fist fight. Saw a few other teachers walk out of class, many others quit on their first day, and one broke down crying in the middle of class.

One time my roommate was smoking weed in the room in the middle of the night and for some reason the tac officer on duty thought it was my friend next door and he almost got busted for it. He was pissed as hell and told my roommate he could either beat his ass or take 3 punches to the face. It was pretty fucked up to watch, but entertaining nonetheless. Another guy there wanted to get kicked
out of the school and convinced his friend to let him smash a guitar over his head. He then lit up a cigarette, started pissing in the hall way, and then started cussing out the tac officer. Never saw him again after that.

Another time I pissed in a bottle all the way full and it was really yellow so I put drink mix in it. I told some kid I'd stop messing with him if he could chug a bottle faster than me and he drank 3/4ths of it before he noticed after everyone started laughing and then he threw up on my roommates bed. People would also steal uniform hats of someone they didn't like and stick them in a toilet and see how many people could shit on it. One time, it got so high that shit was just stacking up on the toilet. It was disgusting and was there for days. The toilet couldn't be used for the rest of the year. After someone finally found out, the whole company had to do drills all night because no one said anything.

I also went to a private christian school in 11th and 12th grade. I usually went to school on some sort of drug, but just about everyone there was clueless and nobody ever noticed. I got ISS for skipping school one time. It was my first one at that school and figured there would at least be a few other students in there with me, so I decided to take some acid to make it more enjoyable. I ended up getting there and it was a tiny ass room with just me and this random guy that I found out was actually a preacher at some church. He actually ended up being real chill and it wasn't bad at all. He'd just let me go to the bathroom whenever and I just walked around the halls most of the day. It was pretty obvious that I was tripping out and I'm sure I said some things to him I shouldn't have, but I never heard anything about it later.

I got searched a few times towards the end of the year, but it always when I wasn't doing anything wrong. The teachers definitely weren't very smart here. On the last day of school of my senior year, I was taking my final exam which was bible class lol. I had a 69 and knew I couldn't pass it, so I wrote all the answers on paper. I was in study skills, so I got to take the test in a room with just me, a teacher, and like 2 other kids spread out. The teacher apparently saw me messing with something in my pockets and after I finished the test and was about leave, the principal comes in. He makes me empty my pockets and show them to him. The paper was still in my pocket and I managed to make it look like they were empty and he didn't see it. If he had, then I wouldn't have graduated, gotten kicked out, and would've had to repeat another year. I still can't believe I managed to last 2 years at that school.

 

I cleared out the ISS (In School Suspension) class one day between lunch periods (We had 2 separate lunch periods, with about a 10 minute timeframe btween the two). I don't even remember why I was in there, but one day me and a buddy of mine were both stuck in there. There were 2 doors out of the room, and one that lead into a small office room where the teacher on duty at the time sat.

The teacher walked into the office, and as soon as he sat down, my buddy looked at me, grinned and looked over at one of the doors. I immediately knew what he was thinking. I got ready to run. As soon as he saw me get ready, he ran out of one of the doors. The teacher immediately got up and ran to the door. At that moment, I got up and ran out the other door.

All I remember at that point, is looking behind me and seeing EVERYONE (probably 20 people) getting up and sprinting out behind me.

 

Mine personally was one of the local farmers coming into school steaming drunk and giving our deputy head abuse lolol

 

In grade 2, I flashed my ass to the teacher xD

 

Dude, you're crazy.

At my school maybe 7 years ago a girl got caught giving another dude head on the bus...in 7th grade. Lmao.

 

Think thats bad? One chick at my school got pregnant in 7th grade and got kicked out for it I guess.

 

roflmao these are crazy storys makes me feel like mine is not worth tellling but mine is when id go afterschool and have all the girls on me

 

This was outside of school, but the county fair. A kid who goes to my school was 16 at the time, (hes 19 now) and he fought a 21 year old white kid. Now the white kid is about 6'2 and scrawny, and the 16 year old is puertorican and black, and probably 5'9. He picks the 21 year olds ass up, slams him 3 times on the pavement, then finishes it off with a nice field goal to the face. Him and his boys picked up the white kid and dumped him behind a library across the street. Kid came to the fair the next day with crutches.
Funny shit.

 

SAME HERE!!!

Was the school a K-8 school located somewhere in a city near Los Angeles?

 

Not sure what K-8 means but it is in LA.

 

I had been informed that one of my friends got blown in our high school's library by a sophomore. I didn't believe it until I had it confirmed by ten different people.

 

Funniest thing I can remember, was being dared to put Viagra in my Principle's Coffee which I did, and it was extremely funny when he walked around the school. And also making out with my girlfriend, in ISS when we had a Gay teacher watching us... (Disgusting I know).

 

That's not funny.

 

School is a jail